# Baby born with third arm! **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 30, 2006, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/baby-born-with-third-arm/12681 "2006-05-30T10:48:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/baby-born-with-third-arm/12681/1 "2006-05-30T10:48:04Z")
Link: [http://www.local6.com/news/9290536/detail.html](http://www.local6.com/news/9290536/detail.html) Cliffs: The boy, identified only as “Jie-jie,” also was born with just one kidney and may have problems that could lead to curvature of the spine, local media reports said. Jie-jie cried when either of his left arms was touched, but smiled and responded normally to other stimuli, the reports said. Article: **Baby Born With Third Arm** POSTED: 8:19 am EDT May 30, 2006 UPDATED: 8:24 am EDT May 30, 2006 **SHANGHAI, China –** Doctors in Shanghai on Tuesday were considering surgery options for a 2-month-old boy born with an unusually well-formed third arm. [[http://images.ibsys.com/2006/0530/9290570.jpg[/img]](http://images.ibsys.com/2006/0530/9290570.jpg%5B/img%5D)"] ![http://images.ibsys.com/2006/0530/9290570.jpg](http://images.ibsys.com/2006/0530/9290570.jpg)](http://[img) A doctor inspects a 59-day-old baby boy who was born with three arms, at a hospital in Shanghai, in east China Monday. AP Photo. Neither of the boy’s two left arms is fully functional and tests have so far been unable to determine which was more developed, said Dr. Chen Bochang, head of the orthopedics department at Shanghai Children’s Medical Center. ![http://images.ibsys.com/sh/images/ibs_icon/popup.gif](http://images.ibsys.com/sh/images/ibs_icon/popup.gif) **IMAGES:** [More strange stories, images](http://www.local6.com/slideshow/news/5812538/detail.html?qs=1;s=1;dm=ss;p=news;w=400) “His case is quite peculiar. We have no record of any child with such a complete third arm,” Chen said in a telephone interview. The boy, identified only as “Jie-jie,” also was born with just one kidney and may have problems that could lead to curvature of the spine, local media reports said. Jie-jie cried when either of his left arms was touched, but smiled and responded normally to other stimuli, the reports said. Chen said doctors hoped to work out a plan for surgery, but the boy’s small size made it impossible to perform certain tests that would help them prepare. Media reports said other children have been reported born with additional arms and legs, but in those cases it was clear what limb was more developed. Chen’s hospital is one of China’s most experienced in dealing with unusual birth defects, including separating conjoined twins. _Copyright 2006 by_ [_The Associated Press_](http://www.local6.com/news/2455821/detail.html)_. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed._ **/insert dead baby jokes here:** ---
**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/baby-born-with-third-arm/12681/2 "2006-05-30T10:51:17Z")
fuck, i wish i had a 3rd arm. think of all the times you mother fucked this or that trying to carry shit into the house, but didnt have a free hand to unlock the door. it would be a crime to remove it ---
**Author:** ![akkord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/65b543/32.png) [@akkord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/akkord)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 11:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/baby-born-with-third-arm/12681/3 "2006-05-30T11:10:15Z")
Looks like the parents must of had to much:beer2: ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/baby-born-with-third-arm/12681/4 "2006-05-30T11:16:53Z")
> [@Zer0DazE](#): > > fuck, i wish i had a 3rd arm. > > think of all the times you mother fucked this or that trying to carry shit into the house, but didnt have a free hand to unlock the door. > > it would be a crime to remove it you know damn well you would just carry more shit with your third arm and be fucked either way. mee id have it tucked in my pants all day. ---
**Author:** ![TrueBlue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trueblue/32/7245_2.png) [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/baby-born-with-third-arm/12681/5 "2006-05-30T11:19:50Z")
sweet, now he can ride a turbo busa with both hands and shoot at the cops or be the stand in guy in total recall 2 - “I _do_ have three hands” 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/baby-born-with-third-arm/12681/6 "2006-05-30T11:25:28Z")
FUCK THAT you could jerk off and type at the same time, no one would notice… FTW ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/baby-born-with-third-arm/12681/7 "2006-05-30T11:31:26Z")
> [@zwarbyt](#): > > FUCK THAT you could jerk off and type at the same time, no one would notice… FTW haha soooo true. there are plenty of things that arm would be useful for. ---
**Author:** ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/baby-born-with-third-arm/12681/8 "2006-05-30T11:34:50Z")
Holding 3 beers at a time FTW ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 11:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/baby-born-with-third-arm/12681/9 "2006-05-30T11:38:20Z")
He would make one awesome bartender. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/baby-born-with-third-arm/12681/10 "2006-05-30T11:39:57Z")
triple fisting ---
**Author:** ![\_Karu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/_karu/32/7602_2.png) [@\_Karu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_Karu)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/baby-born-with-third-arm/12681/11 "2006-05-30T11:42:37Z")
dude. photoshop? lol ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/baby-born-with-third-arm/12681/12 "2006-05-30T11:46:50Z")
i would finally be able to get rid of all my shirts with 3 sleeves. My garage sales for the last 6 years have resulted in 0 sales. ugh, i can’t even imagine the reach-around capabilities. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/baby-born-with-third-arm/12681/13 "2006-05-30T12:02:04Z")
:InB4JugglingCareer: ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/baby-born-with-third-arm/12681/14 "2006-05-30T12:12:19Z")
omg, total recall FTW: ![http://tonyskansascity.com/tonyskansascity/threeboobs.jpg](http://tonyskansascity.com/tonyskansascity/threeboobs.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/baby-born-with-third-arm/12681/15 "2006-05-30T13:21:31Z")
> [@Zer0DazE](#): > > fuck, i wish i had a 3rd arm. > > think of all the times you mother fucked this or that trying to carry shit into the house, but didnt have a free hand to unlock the door. > > it would be a crime to remove it Not a problem…I do have a third arm 😉 ---
**Author:** ![STEALTTH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stealtth/32/7582_2.png) [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/baby-born-with-third-arm/12681/16 "2006-05-30T13:26:23Z")
Whoa! Thats almost like Goro! ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/baby-born-with-third-arm/12681/17 "2006-05-30T13:32:29Z")
They are ending his chances for a sci-fi movie actor career, he will probably sue his parents when he grows up. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 2:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/baby-born-with-third-arm/12681/18 "2006-05-30T14:40:33Z")
Tripple fisting drinks FTW. :tup: ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 2:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/baby-born-with-third-arm/12681/19 "2006-05-30T14:46:19Z")
If they remove that arm, he will lose all bragging rights of having 5 biceps, and will most likely sue his parents for that 😛 ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 3:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/baby-born-with-third-arm/12681/20 "2006-05-30T15:09:38Z")
imagine him as a boxer…dayum he would rock lol. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/baby-born-with-third-arm/12681.md?page=2)