# backseat surprise v. holy dildo **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 25, 2007, 10:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407 "2007-08-25T22:42:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 10:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/1 "2007-08-25T22:42:07Z")
so a couple weeks ago i was working on a car and happened to find a dildo in the back seat along with some condoms and such. now theres a really funny long story that can go along with this but its late and im tired. its not nearly as funny as said car being forsale in our classifieds. depending on the traffic this thread generates i may have a pic. ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 10:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/2 "2007-08-25T22:52:22Z")
at least it wasn’t a pickle surprise…or poop in a cup. ---
**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 11:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/3 "2007-08-25T23:13:56Z")
[quote=“Pass McGrass,post:2,topic:34407"”] at least it wasn’t a pickle surprise…or poop in a cup. [/quote] i pooped in a cup once. then filled it with pee. and locked it in the hotel room safe. of the people across the hall. no joke. all be it i was piss drunk fyi. ---
**Author:** ![redrum](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redrum/32/7398_2.png) [@redrum](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/redrum)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 11:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/4 "2007-08-25T23:18:25Z")
[quote=“Pass McGrass,post:2,topic:34407"”] at least it wasn’t a pickle surprise…or poop in a cup. [/quote] ---
**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 11:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/5 "2007-08-25T23:24:12Z")
:tdown: This thread does not deliver. ---
**Author:** ![airhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/airhead/32/7471_2.png) [@airhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/airhead)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 12:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/6 "2007-08-26T00:52:47Z")
There is currently a 2-foor long double sided dildo in my vintage Volkswagen Beetle, but that is Doc Johnson, and he lives at the Ritz. He has been rolling around on the dirty floor and is now covered on dirt and authentic Vietnam era German tar that used to coat the floorboards. Someone please come and pick him up soon. ---
**Author:** ![4x4jimmy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/51bf81/32.png) [@4x4jimmy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4x4jimmy)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 1:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/7 "2007-08-26T01:12:33Z")
PICS OR BAN BRATOS PICS OR BAN! i do not beleive u. ok, so i do and i really just wanna know if its the car im thinking of… ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/8 "2007-08-26T08:23:25Z")
pics of the car’s owner? ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 9:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/9 "2007-08-26T09:18:10Z")
[quote=“RobHimself,post:8,topic:34407"”] pics of the car’s owner? [/quote] ---
**Author:** ![JDMAllstars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/76d3ee/32.png) [@JDMAllstars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMAllstars)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 9:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/10 "2007-08-26T09:32:34Z")
BAN for the croc wearer ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 9:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/11 "2007-08-26T09:33:51Z")
I vote against banning rob. ---
**Author:** ![jabbu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jabbu/32/7446_2.png) [@jabbu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jabbu)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/12 "2007-08-26T10:13:19Z")
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**Author:** ![jkucz28](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jkucz28/32/7503_2.png) [@jkucz28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jkucz28)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/13 "2007-08-26T10:52:07Z")
show the pic already ---
**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/14 "2007-08-26T11:15:13Z")
![http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b166/xdirtye30x/07-30-07_1243.jpg](http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b166/xdirtye30x/07-30-07_1243.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/15 "2007-08-26T11:18:06Z")
how about the story? ---
**Author:** ![cobraman04](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cobraman04/32/4963_2.png) [@cobraman04](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cobraman04)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/16 "2007-08-26T11:21:56Z")
thats a good hiding spot for that ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 6:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/17 "2007-08-26T18:54:39Z")
yeah back story should be funny LOL@ zong, you sheep fucker. ---
**Author:** ![4DOORBABE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/4doorbabe/32/5071_2.png) [@4DOORBABE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4DOORBABE)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 6:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/18 "2007-08-26T18:57:49Z")
um…thats not a dildo! that my friend is a vibrator… ---
**Author:** ![dreid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dreid/32/7388_2.png) [@dreid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dreid)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/19 "2007-08-26T19:00:53Z")
where u working now??? ---
**Author:** ![4x4jimmy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/51bf81/32.png) [@4x4jimmy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4x4jimmy)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 7:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/20 "2007-08-26T19:08:04Z")
he works at kustom works. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407.md?page=2)