# backseat surprise v. holy dildo

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 25, 2007, 10:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407 "2007-08-25T22:42:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/21 "2007-08-26T19:09:47Z")

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[quote=“4DOORBABE,post:18,topic:34407"”]

um…thats not a dildo! that my friend is a vibrator…

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and you expect a bunch of guys to know this?!:thankyou:

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**Author:** ![4DOORBABE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/4doorbabe/32/5071_2.png) [@4DOORBABE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4DOORBABE)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/22 "2007-08-26T19:13:52Z")

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[quote=“cky89,post:21,topic:34407"”]

and you expect a bunch of guys to know this?!:thankyou:

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No I didn’t…but now you know!

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**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 7:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/23 "2007-08-26T19:27:12Z")

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i hope to never need to know lol

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**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 7:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/24 "2007-08-26T19:34:39Z")

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ok its a phallus

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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/25 "2007-08-26T19:44:05Z")

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i knew it was a vibrator…  
:sword:

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**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2007, 8:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/26 "2007-08-26T20:00:59Z")

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[quote=“redrum,post:4,topic:34407"”]

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:lol:

Would ILCisdead rather have the DWI, or the one on the left?:

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**Author:** ![L8APEX1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/l8apex1/32/7276_2.png) [@L8APEX1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/L8APEX1)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/27 "2007-08-27T07:33:22Z")

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[quote=“Pass McGrass,post:26,topic:34407"”]

:lol:

Would ILCisdead rather have the DWI, or the one on the left?:

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that is some scary shit right there

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**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/28 "2009-08-31T12:01:31Z")

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bump because im blowing in the member whose car it was found in. i read the thread about the v6 mustang and i can not handle your stupidity on this board anymore Ridindirty890. is this why you got that name? oh i also found a ton of gross condoms in the backseat along with fucking half eaten old ass mcdonalds and garbage. you are fucking gross. and so is that fuckng hog you brought in that looks like she could be your sister. i hope to god you weren’t tagging that.

EDIT heres how it all went down. so a kid and his hog come into kustom workz a couple years back with a mustang that needs rear speakers, i grab the keys from the front and go to hop in the car. i get in and it smells fucking horrid and theres garbage all over the place. the job is to put 6x9s in the rear deck and run new wires to the back of the headunit because the owner hacked shit up. so i start to run wires from the headunit down the door sill up into the back seat and BAM!!! condoms all over in the back seat. fucking gross. so after amkin some jokes with the guys in the back and one of the salesmen i go to run the other side (with gloves on this time) so smae scenario but his time when i tip the pass seat forward FUCKING A ITS A VIBRATOR!!! gross fuckin shit dude. next time you have to bring a car in somewhere clean your grimey shit out!!!

this car.  
[http://69.175.22.26/~nyspeedc/forums/showthread.php?t=35887](http://69.175.22.26/~nyspeedc/forums/showthread.php?t=35887)

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/29 "2009-08-31T12:05:54Z")

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EPIC BUMP.

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**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/30 "2009-08-31T12:20:48Z")

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a much better version

[http://www.nyspeed.com/showthread.php?39994](http://www.nyspeed.com/showthread.php?39994)

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**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/31 "2009-08-31T12:26:19Z")

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A+

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**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/32 "2009-08-31T13:19:16Z")

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i think this thread needs a title adjustment

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**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 1:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/33 "2009-08-31T13:22:21Z")

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hahaha

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**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/34 "2009-08-31T13:39:38Z")

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should have posted it in the first place, but regardless, :tup:

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**Author:** ![Hass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/51bf81/32.png) [@Hass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hass)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 4:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/35 "2009-08-31T16:17:19Z")

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lol damnit.  
why’d the fs threads have to get locked.  
=[

p.s.  
i love his custom title  
:]  
that 83 mustang thread was pretty great.

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**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 4:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/36 "2009-08-31T16:49:22Z")

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HAHAHAHAHA

Doin it and doin it and doin it well.

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**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 5:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/37 "2009-08-31T17:13:16Z")

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i know it def was killed way too early. we could have had another thread for the drama section!

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**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 5:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/38 "2009-08-31T17:28:02Z")

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Bump o the year. ROFFLAPOTOMUS!

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 7:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/39 "2009-08-31T19:41:17Z")

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What the fuck just happened? LoL

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/backseat-surprise-v-holy-dildo/34407/40 "2009-08-31T19:49:17Z")

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lolll

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