# Bacon anyone? **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 13, 2009, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bacon-anyone/247549 "2009-10-13T07:15:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bacon-anyone/247549/1 "2009-10-13T07:15:44Z")
so we all know it was fuggen cold out last night so i decided to start a fire. yes i have a wood fireplace. so i wake up at 4am or so and i think im in a waffle house or something. smelled just like cooked Bacon and Breakfast in my house. i got excited for a second, then reality kicked in. damn, i wanted Bacon. that is all. ---
**Author:** ![RiouxB16T](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@RiouxB16T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RiouxB16T)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bacon-anyone/247549/2 "2009-10-13T07:21:08Z")
Mmmmmm…Bacon! ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bacon-anyone/247549/3 "2009-10-13T07:26:45Z")
Benny loves bacon. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bacon-anyone/247549/4 "2009-10-13T07:27:53Z")
Bacon is life. Woven bacon sandwich is an epic delight. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 7:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bacon-anyone/247549/5 "2009-10-13T07:32:21Z")
Damn now I want bacon ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bacon-anyone/247549/6 "2009-10-13T07:34:02Z")
how do u guys think i felt at 4am? i woke up thinking i was getting a plate full of bacon delight when all i got was a 33lb cat asshole to the face. ---
**Author:** ![kdubs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kdubs/32/6562_2.png) [@kdubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kdubs)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bacon-anyone/247549/7 "2009-10-13T07:34:41Z")
> [@happy birthday justin!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-birthday-justin/24386/6): > > Bacon is life. > > Woven bacon sandwich is an epic delight. like a bacon explosion? ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 7:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bacon-anyone/247549/8 "2009-10-13T07:35:23Z")
I woke up to the smell of bacon the other day my woman made me eggs/toast, bacon for bfast :thumbup ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bacon-anyone/247549/9 "2009-10-13T07:38:52Z")
> [@WTB: car for 1800 by monday](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-car-for-1800-by-monday/24388/2): > > like a bacon explosion? oh good lawd ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 7:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bacon-anyone/247549/10 "2009-10-13T07:42:45Z")
> [@happy birthday justin!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-birthday-justin/24386/8): > > I woke up to the smell of bacon the other day > > my woman made me eggs/toast, bacon for bfast > > :thumbup no that was just me farting in yo face. ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bacon-anyone/247549/11 "2009-10-13T07:47:26Z")
> [@FS: 2000 Mustang GT $6000](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-2000-mustang-gt-6000/22976/29): > > how do u guys think i felt at 4am? i woke up thinking i was getting a plate full of bacon delight when all i got was a 33lb cat asshole to the face. Did you lick it anyway? ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bacon-anyone/247549/12 "2009-10-13T07:48:11Z")
> [@eBay of the day V. Ferrari](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ebay-of-the-day-v-ferrari/24387/5): > > Did you lick it anyway? i did but it tasted liek my cum… wait…wat? ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 7:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bacon-anyone/247549/13 "2009-10-13T07:50:41Z")
Fucking cody ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bacon-anyone/247549/14 "2009-10-13T07:52:31Z")
hes a good boy. i have to twist tie the cabinet door shut because DJ has been going through it every night. sly lil fugger. now all i hear is him trying to get in and failing. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bacon-anyone/247549/15 "2009-10-13T08:06:45Z")
Lmao fucking stalker ---
**Author:** ![MX-5](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mx-5/32/6336_2.png) [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bacon-anyone/247549/16 "2009-10-13T08:48:52Z")
I was at my buddy’s gun club last night and was checking what was in the fridge. I found about 7lbs of bacon in the freezer ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 4:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bacon-anyone/247549/17 "2009-10-13T16:39:51Z")
Seriously a 33 pound cat? Is he fat or jacked? ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 4:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bacon-anyone/247549/18 "2009-10-13T16:40:50Z")
![http://i616.photobucket.com/albums/tt247/photo525/CoolStoryHansel.jpg](http://i616.photobucket.com/albums/tt247/photo525/CoolStoryHansel.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 5:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bacon-anyone/247549/19 "2009-10-14T05:34:36Z")
bacon=awesome, that is all ---
**Author:** ![Sketchy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sketchy/32/6378_2.png) [@Sketchy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sketchy)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 7:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bacon-anyone/247549/20 "2009-10-14T07:13:48Z")
> [@WTB: car for 1800 by monday](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-car-for-1800-by-monday/24388/2): > > like a bacon explosion? I’ve made three of these this year! [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bacon-anyone/247549.md?page=2)