# bad mofo 73 kills leapord with his hands

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**Created:** [June 29, 2005, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269 "2005-06-29T10:03:52Z")
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### Author: ![T70\_Tsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@T70\_Tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T70_Tsi)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2005, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/1 "2005-06-29T10:03:52Z")

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> **[Kenyan, 73, kills leopard with bare hands](http://www.nbcnews.com/id/8317484/?GT1=6657)**
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> A 73-year-old Kenyan grandfather reached into the mouth of an attacking leopard and tore out its tongue to kill it, authorities said Wednesday.

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#### Post date: [June 29, 2005, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/2 "2005-06-29T10:05:06Z")

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NAIROBI - A 73-year-old Kenyan grandfather reached into the mouth of an attacking leopard and tore out its tongue to kill it, authorities said Wednesday.

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### Author: ![T70\_Tsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@T70\_Tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T70_Tsi)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2005, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/3 "2005-06-29T10:09:19Z")

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if that were me the last place i’d be stickin my hand is in its mouth

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### Author: ![2toneishot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2toneishot/32/6010_2.png) [@2toneishot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2toneishot)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2005, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/4 "2005-06-29T10:21:11Z")

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now thats gangster

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#### Post date: [June 29, 2005, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/5 "2005-06-29T10:23:23Z")

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> [@BlueMeanieTSi](#):
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> if that were me the last place i’d be stickin my hand is in its mouth

no way… that’s the first place i’d go if that thing was trying to bite me… same goes with a dog… if you push down on their tounge, then can’t bite!

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### Author: ![smokeyburnouts](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/smokeyburnouts/32/5987_2.png) [@smokeyburnouts](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smokeyburnouts)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2005, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/6 "2005-06-29T10:23:53Z")

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someone google this guy, i want to see what he looks like

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### Author: ![T70\_Tsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@T70\_Tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T70_Tsi)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2005, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/7 "2005-06-29T10:27:49Z")

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> [@fshowcars](#):
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> no way… that’s the first place i’d go if that thing was trying to bite me… same goes with a dog… if you push down on their tounge, then can’t bite!

and what if you’re not fast enough to get its tongue…instead of some gouges on your hand you now have no hand

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### Author: ![rookee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rookee/32/5972_2.png) [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2005, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/8 "2005-06-29T10:37:15Z")

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> [@BlueMeanieTSi](#):
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> and what if you’re not fast enough to get its tongue…instead of some gouges on your hand you now have no hand

they aren’t strong enough to break through the bone, only REALLY big animals can do that or hyenas… sonnys right, stick your fist down a dogs mouth and it can’t do any ‘real’ harm to you.

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#### Post date: [June 29, 2005, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/9 "2005-06-29T10:38:35Z")

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> [@BlueMeanieTSi](#):
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> and what if you’re not fast enough to get its tongue…instead of some gouges on your hand you now have no hand

if you bitch out, you lose.

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### Author: ![T70\_Tsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@T70\_Tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T70_Tsi)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2005, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/10 "2005-06-29T10:39:27Z")

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so a leapord is too small to get through the bone? :bsflag:

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#### Post date: [June 29, 2005, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/11 "2005-06-29T10:43:23Z")

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“Cheetahs don’t have the jaw strength of lions or hyenas so they generally only nibble on the ends of rib bones.”

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### Author: ![T70\_Tsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@T70\_Tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T70_Tsi)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2005, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/12 "2005-06-29T10:45:00Z")

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good thing we’re tlaking about a cheetah…if a leapord can hang on to an animal while it drags it up in a tree i’d think it would have the jaw strength to break the bones in your hand

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#### Post date: [June 29, 2005, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/13 "2005-06-29T10:50:01Z")

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haha

"There are no clear analogs of felids, canids, and hyaenids among theropods. Interestingly, theropods parallel canids more so than felids in cranial proportions, and all theropods appear to have had weaker jaws than carnivorans. Given the apparent trophic similarity of theropods and their large body sizes, it was surprising to find that species richness of theropod guilds was as great as or exceeded that observed among mammalian carnivore guilds. "

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jaws not as strong

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#### Post date: [June 29, 2005, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/14 "2005-06-29T10:50:45Z")

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'm just bored… next time a cheetah attacks me and i grab it’s tounge, i’ll take a pict with a penny

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#### Post date: [June 29, 2005, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/15 "2005-06-29T10:58:11Z")

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> [@BlueMeanieTSi](#):
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> good thing we’re tlaking about a cheetah…if a leapord can hang on to an animal while it drags it up in a tree i’d think it would have the jaw strength to break the bones in your hand

if a DSM can go over 100 miles an hour i’d think it could tow a tank… kinda the same line of thinking… :naughty:

edit: it just occured to me that a leopard can’t break a 73 year old man’s wrist so this is a useless dispute anyhow :doh:

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### Author: ![T70\_Tsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@T70\_Tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T70_Tsi)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2005, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/16 "2005-06-29T11:00:28Z")

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riiiiight

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#### Post date: [June 29, 2005, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/17 "2005-06-29T11:02:38Z")

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> [@BlueMeanieTSi](#):
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> riiiiight

exactly, if you were right the article would have read “leopard eats man” 😃

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### Author: ![T70\_Tsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@T70\_Tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T70_Tsi)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2005, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/18 "2005-06-29T11:19:15Z")

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i didnt’ say anything about the article i said to sonny…that wouldnt 'be the first i would try because if I wasn’t fast enough ID lose my hand

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#### Post date: [June 29, 2005, 11:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/19 "2005-06-29T11:33:49Z")

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this puts a new meaning to the phrase " cat’s got your tongue"

now is it kenyan’s got the cat’s tongue?

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#### Post date: [June 29, 2005, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/20 "2005-06-29T11:59:39Z")

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well why dont all of u that r downplayin it go and fuck w/ a leopard and show everyone how easy it is…if it isnt strong enough to break the bones in your arm then it shouldnt be that big of a deal, right? :ugh:

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