# bad mofo 73 kills leapord with his hands

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [June 29, 2005, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269 "2005-06-29T10:03:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![T70\_Tsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@T70\_Tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T70_Tsi)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/21 "2005-06-29T12:01:20Z")

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they’re confident enough to do it

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**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/22 "2005-06-29T12:15:34Z")

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> [@smokeyburnouts](#):
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> well why dont all of u that r downplayin it go and fuck w/ a leopard and show everyone how easy it is…if it isnt strong enough to break the bones in your arm then it shouldnt be that big of a deal, right? :ugh:

point of the story… there are muscular reasons why, when pressure is applied, an animal like that cannot clamp it’s jaw.

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**Author:** ![T70\_Tsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@T70\_Tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T70_Tsi)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/23 "2005-06-29T12:23:42Z")

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and there are reflexual reasons why…when in that situation, you have a 5% chance of remembering and actually doing that the right way

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**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/24 "2005-06-29T12:32:15Z")

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> [@BlueMeanieTSi](#):
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> and there are reflexual reasons why…when in that situation, you have a 5% chance of remembering and actually doing that the right way

ummm way to make up percentages?

i’d say that since i practice this with my pitbull, my FIRST instinct when being bit is to clamp down on the tounge and lower jaw…

i’ve been bit by dogs before and have pulled my hand out while they were clamped… now i know how to avoid it.

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**Author:** ![smokeyburnouts](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/smokeyburnouts/32/5987_2.png) [@smokeyburnouts](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smokeyburnouts)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/25 "2005-06-29T12:49:16Z")

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i’ll think you’re(and anyone else is) as tough as the guy from kenya after u actually do it and not just talk about how easy it is

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**Author:** ![rookee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rookee/32/5972_2.png) [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/26 "2005-06-29T12:56:29Z")

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> [@smokeyburnouts](#):
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> i’ll think you’re(and anyone else is) as tough as the guy from kenya after u actually do it and not just talk about how easy it is

i just fucking offed a leopard that was hiding in my bathroom… i hand my digi in the other hand so pics and pennies to come later 🍺

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**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/27 "2005-06-29T13:23:20Z")

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> [@rookee](#):
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> i just fucking offed a leopard that was hiding in my bathroom… i hand my digi in the other hand so pics and pennies to come later 🍺

haha…

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**Author:** ![jinxxycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/28 "2005-06-29T13:30:07Z")

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regardless of strength of the jaws, that dude is crazy for putting down the machete…

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**Author:** ![C\_Herb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9e5f3/32.png) [@C\_Herb](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/C_Herb)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/29 "2005-06-29T13:41:40Z")

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If your going to have your hand in his mouth in the first place, why not just shove your fist down it’s throat and suffocate him.

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**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/30 "2005-06-29T13:44:22Z")

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why not stab it in the mouth with the machete, I think that would be less of a risk than sticking your arm in there, i could be wrong though, it’s been a while since I wrestled a leopard.

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**Author:** ![jinxxycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/31 "2005-06-29T13:49:19Z")

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> [@77rednecktruck](#):
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> it’s been a while since I wrestled a leopard.

here’s one to wrestle…

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**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/32 "2005-06-29T13:53:26Z")

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> [@jinxxycat](#):
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> here’s one to wrestle…

are you saying you want to wrestle me ❌ :naughty:

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**Author:** ![whoshonda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whoshonda/32/5961_2.png) [@whoshonda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whoshonda)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 2:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/33 "2005-06-29T14:34:44Z")

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> [@C\_Herb](#):
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> If your going to have your hand in his mouth in the first place, why not just shove your fist down it’s throat and suffocate him.

because he can still breathe through his nostrils :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![smokeyburnouts](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/smokeyburnouts/32/5987_2.png) [@smokeyburnouts](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smokeyburnouts)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 6:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/34 "2005-06-29T18:05:34Z")

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> [@rookee](#):
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> i just fucking offed a leopard that was hiding in my bathroom… i hand my digi in the other hand so pics and pennies to come later 🍺

thats what i like to hear…sonny youre up 😃

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 6:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/35 "2005-06-29T18:29:22Z")

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That shows, don’t fuck with a angry african.

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**Author:** ![rookee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rookee/32/5972_2.png) [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/36 "2005-06-29T21:11:34Z")

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cameras broke all pictures erased ☹

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**Author:** ![smokeyburnouts](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/smokeyburnouts/32/5987_2.png) [@smokeyburnouts](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smokeyburnouts)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 5:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/37 "2005-06-30T05:14:49Z")

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> [@rookee](#):
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> cameras broke all pictures erased ☹

haha…its ok, i still believe u

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**Author:** ![ritalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/74df32/32.png) [@ritalin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ritalin)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 6:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/38 "2005-06-30T06:17:46Z")

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Thats fucking crazy. I’m not sure i’d drop the machete in that case. Most likely i’d stick the machete through that leopard’s rib cage and hope he doesn’t bite my head off.

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 4:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-mofo-73-kills-leapord-with-his-hands/175269/39 "2005-07-29T16:47:19Z")

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“Any fool with fast hands can grab a leopard by the balls, but it takes a hero to keep on squeezing”

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