# Badass Job!!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 23, 2011, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/badass-job/259064 "2011-06-23T17:40:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/badass-job/259064/1 "2011-06-23T17:40:42Z")
I need to work for Google! Check it out… The offices are sick!! Redbull coolers everywhere, games, bars, food, you name it. ![http://i.cmpnet.com/infoweek/galleries/automated/04/5_full.jpg](http://i.cmpnet.com/infoweek/galleries/automated/04/5_full.jpg) ![http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ul8VgHojN7U/Sm3B6vlrOMI/AAAAAAAARAs/iCPh3ufC3ew/s400/google_22.jpg](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ul8VgHojN7U/Sm3B6vlrOMI/AAAAAAAARAs/iCPh3ufC3ew/s400/google_22.jpg) ![http://www.myinterestingfiles.com/images/2008/04/google_office_in_zurich_2.jpg](http://www.myinterestingfiles.com/images/2008/04/google_office_in_zurich_2.jpg) ![http://files.myopera.com/mushahid007/albums/4375252/google-office-4.jpg](http://files.myopera.com/mushahid007/albums/4375252/google-office-4.jpg) ![http://www.1000funfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Google-Office-21.jpg](http://www.1000funfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Google-Office-21.jpg) ![http://uniquedesignfurniture.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/relaxing-office-googleplex-furniture-design-from-google-switzerland.jpg](http://uniquedesignfurniture.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/relaxing-office-googleplex-furniture-design-from-google-switzerland.jpg) ![http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Odu7eqW6gAY/SwmOA04aVdI/AAAAAAAAPhg/ufSOxKCPbz4/s1600/Google+Offices+by+Camenzind+Evolution+03.jpg](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Odu7eqW6gAY/SwmOA04aVdI/AAAAAAAAPhg/ufSOxKCPbz4/s1600/Google+Offices+by+Camenzind+Evolution+03.jpg) ![http://acidcow.com/content/img/new02/149/47.jpg](http://acidcow.com/content/img/new02/149/47.jpg) ![http://do-while.com/img/misc/new-google-office/new-google-office57.jpg](http://do-while.com/img/misc/new-google-office/new-google-office57.jpg) ![http://do-while.com/img/misc/new-google-office/new-google-office26.jpg](http://do-while.com/img/misc/new-google-office/new-google-office26.jpg) ![http://do-while.com/img/misc/new-google-office/new-google-office58.jpg](http://do-while.com/img/misc/new-google-office/new-google-office58.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Sully93vr4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sully93vr4/32/6278_2.png) [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 6:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/badass-job/259064/2 "2011-06-23T18:51:19Z")
You work at a much cooler place… ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/badass-job/259064/3 "2011-06-23T19:00:00Z")
PJB could work for google and he’d STILL walk around with that same sad lonely face of DEPRESSION ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 7:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/badass-job/259064/4 "2011-06-23T19:01:06Z")
:rofl ---
**Author:** ![HudsonFalcon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hudsonfalcon/32/6460_2.png) [@HudsonFalcon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HudsonFalcon)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/badass-job/259064/5 "2011-06-23T19:03:22Z")
When Google becomes self-aware we will have no choice but to work for it. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/badass-job/259064/6 "2011-06-23T19:07:07Z")
:lol ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 7:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/badass-job/259064/7 "2011-06-23T19:20:11Z")
WHAT THE FUCK ![http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Odu7eqW6gAY/SwmOA04aVdI/AAAAAAAAPhg/ufSOxKCPbz4/s1600/Google+Offices+by+Camenzind+Evolution+03.jpg](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Odu7eqW6gAY/SwmOA04aVdI/AAAAAAAAPhg/ufSOxKCPbz4/s1600/Google+Offices+by+Camenzind+Evolution+03.jpg) I swear to fucking god I went to school with that chick. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/badass-job/259064/8 "2011-06-23T19:21:54Z")
You’re fucking baked ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/badass-job/259064/9 "2011-06-23T19:23:48Z")
Shut the fuck up Kramer… benny is a good kid, leave him the fuck alone ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/badass-job/259064/10 "2011-06-23T19:32:34Z")
:rofl :rofl :rofl ---
**Author:** ![97cavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/c5a1d2/32.png) [@97cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97cavy)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 7:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/badass-job/259064/11 "2011-06-23T19:41:00Z")
But in all honesty, he probably IS baked ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 7:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/badass-job/259064/12 "2011-06-23T19:42:40Z")
seriously what do people do at google anyway? Its a search site and I thought those things kinda run themselves. ---
**Author:** ![big\_red](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/big_red/32/6328_2.png) [@big\_red](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/big_red)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/badass-job/259064/13 "2011-06-23T20:02:31Z")
srsly paul? ---
**Author:** ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/badass-job/259064/14 "2011-06-23T20:05:04Z")
> [@Official NHL Trade deadline thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-nhl-trade-deadline-thread/43281/32): > > seriously what do people do at google anyway? Its a search site and I thought those things kinda run themselves. +rep for one of the most ignorant statements ever made on the internet. ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/badass-job/259064/15 "2011-06-23T20:08:26Z")
Yeah seriously Paul. [Google.com](http://Google.com) owns a LOT of stuff…including the Android OS. An entire mobile operating system that rivals the one on Apple’s iPhone (in my opinion beating it). Software doesn’t just write itself. :rofl ---
**Author:** ![97cavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/c5a1d2/32.png) [@97cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97cavy)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/badass-job/259064/16 "2011-06-23T20:11:27Z")
But they can just google how to do those things. I mean, it does all the work itself, why not use it to it’s full advantage ---
**Author:** ![b16racereg6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@b16racereg6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/b16racereg6)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 9:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/badass-job/259064/17 "2011-06-23T21:29:51Z")
THAT SHIT IS BAD ASS wish i knew computer stuff or had friends that could hook me up with a job to test that cool shit. hahaha ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 4:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/badass-job/259064/18 "2011-06-24T04:46:36Z")
![http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/6696_104563475431_673020431_2299280_5212129_n.jpg](http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/6696_104563475431_673020431_2299280_5212129_n.jpg) I TOLD YOU ---
**Author:** ![Omega](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/omega/32/6425_2.png) [@Omega](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Omega)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 5:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/badass-job/259064/19 "2011-06-24T05:09:31Z")
My Coworker went on a job interview at Google. He says it’s a literal playground there. Work when you want and how you want. As long as your work gets done, they could care less. The office he walked through, it was either where your pajamas day, or no one cared to get dressed. ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 5:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/badass-job/259064/20 "2011-06-24T05:21:43Z")
:rofl Benny is all Jelly now because he had a crush on her on school and now shes making bank [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/badass-job/259064.md?page=2)