# 'Balt' and other short car names

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/balt-and-other-short-car-names/79243>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\
**Created:** [February 12, 2010, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/balt-and-other-short-car-names/79243 "2010-02-12T12:16:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/balt-and-other-short-car-names/79243/1 "2010-02-12T12:16:09Z")

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balt  
lude  
teggy  
tib  
…  
just stop

the name of the car is not that long, just say the whole fucking thng

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/balt-and-other-short-car-names/79243/2 "2010-02-12T12:16:53Z")

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oh, and saying ‘dizzy’ for distributor is the worst one

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**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/balt-and-other-short-car-names/79243/3 "2010-02-12T12:19:07Z")

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MS3, speed3

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**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/balt-and-other-short-car-names/79243/4 "2010-02-12T12:20:13Z")

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how about 'scort.

for example…“Yo man, I just ordered this siqqq wing off ebay for my 'scort. It’s bangin yo!”

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/balt-and-other-short-car-names/79243/5 "2010-02-12T12:20:37Z")

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Don’t hate my my 'ra bro.

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/balt-and-other-short-car-names/79243/6 "2010-02-12T12:21:43Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> Don’t hate my my 'ra bro.

yeah, must be sick, rollin in the X.

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/balt-and-other-short-car-names/79243/7 "2010-02-12T12:22:51Z")

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> [@OfficerK](#):
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> MS3, speed3

[mazdaspeedforums.org](http://mazdaspeedforums.org) is the worst, speed3 isn’t horrible. People there use a fucking acronym for EVERYTHING though.

It took me months to figure out what a HPFP was

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**Author:** ![TrueBlue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trueblue/32/7245_2.png) [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/balt-and-other-short-car-names/79243/8 "2010-02-12T12:27:07Z")

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Someone here called their Tacoma a “taco.” :bloated: Although it’s better than calling it “ma”

Oh, a Legacy is not a “leggie”. :gtfo:

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/balt-and-other-short-car-names/79243/9 "2010-02-12T12:28:34Z")

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That’s ok, my GTO became a goat. They added a fucking letter.

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**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/balt-and-other-short-car-names/79243/10 "2010-02-12T12:30:25Z")

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just go into any thread with “honda” in the title and you’ll get more than your fill of shitty lingo

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**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/balt-and-other-short-car-names/79243/11 "2010-02-12T12:32:01Z")

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> [@boardjnky4](#):
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> oh, and saying ‘dizzy’ for distributor is the worst one

I agree, I hate that shit.

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**Author:** ![livin4hockey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@livin4hockey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/livin4hockey)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/balt-and-other-short-car-names/79243/12 "2010-02-12T12:35:24Z")

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> [@91MR2](#):
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> I agree, I hate that shit.

x3

Never liked Rex either. As a fan of RX-7’s it always seemed to make more sense to call those Rex’s than WRX’s, but I still don’t like the name at all.

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/balt-and-other-short-car-names/79243/13 "2010-02-12T12:36:03Z")

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I hated the abbreviations on LS1GTO. Typical thread would be like:  
FS 06 A4 PBM 18S CAGS 42K $18k.  
Instead of “For sale: 2006 GTO, auto, black, 18” wheels, skip shift deleted. 42k miles. $18,000.

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**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/balt-and-other-short-car-names/79243/14 "2010-02-12T12:57:59Z")

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**THANK YOU, TWOM**

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/balt-and-other-short-car-names/79243/15 "2010-02-12T13:05:33Z")

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Praxair has a glossary of abbreviations because people here abbreviate EVERYTHING. It’s really obnoxious.

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**Author:** ![breakstuff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breakstuff/32/5413_2.png) [@breakstuff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/breakstuff)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/balt-and-other-short-car-names/79243/16 "2010-02-12T13:12:08Z")

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'stang…

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/balt-and-other-short-car-names/79243/17 "2010-02-12T13:14:03Z")

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GMT360: Trailblazer/Envoy/Bravada/Rainier. LOL QUE? It sounds like a damn college course.

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**Author:** ![TrueBlue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trueblue/32/7245_2.png) [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/balt-and-other-short-car-names/79243/18 "2010-02-12T13:16:41Z")

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> [@breakstuff](#):
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> 'stang…

Cali :ohyeah:

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**Author:** ![Wahoo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wahoo/32/8265_2.png) [@Wahoo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wahoo)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 1:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/balt-and-other-short-car-names/79243/19 "2010-02-12T13:51:08Z")

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TBSS - Trailblazer SS  
TA - Trans Am  
V - CTS-V or another V series vehicle  
Vette - Corvette

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**Author:** ![somedude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@somedude](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/somedude)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 1:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/balt-and-other-short-car-names/79243/20 "2010-02-12T13:56:00Z")

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taurus SHO

bull  
es h oh  
show  
hoe  
pos

edit: the amount of puns used on [shoforum.com](http://shoforum.com) on a daily basis is staggering!

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