# Ban List **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 9, 2004, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ban-list/169693 "2004-10-09T11:55:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/german_with_a_bowtie/32/5967_2.png) [@German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/German_with_a_Bowtie)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ban-list/169693/1 "2004-10-09T11:55:52Z")
In an effort to add some drama to my life, I have officially banned myself for the next 5 minutes. :rant: I plan on accomplishing two things by doing this: ``` 1. Increase my popularity and self esteem by increasing my bad boy image 2. Go take a dump and read the newspaper :fart: ``` ---
**Author:** ![Converted2LSX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/converted2lsx/32/5962_2.png) [@Converted2LSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Converted2LSX)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ban-list/169693/2 "2004-10-09T11:58:39Z")
> [@GeneralG](#): > > 1. Go take a dump and read the newspaper :fart: x2 ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ban-list/169693/3 "2004-10-09T12:00:03Z")
well u just got 5 days boy! ---
**Author:** ![German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/german_with_a_bowtie/32/5967_2.png) [@German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/German_with_a_Bowtie)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ban-list/169693/4 "2004-10-09T12:14:34Z")
I’m back after my ban… Got calls for interviews now that I’m famous…Leno, Letterman, National Inquirer…I’m holding out for that Playgirl Centerfold. :bigthumb: On another note…I’m out of toilet paper :booty: ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 2:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ban-list/169693/5 "2004-10-09T14:33:36Z")
🤣 ---
**Author:** ![German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/german_with_a_bowtie/32/5967_2.png) [@German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/German_with_a_Bowtie)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 5:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ban-list/169693/6 "2004-10-09T17:31:54Z")
Shaggy, I need a manager, all these interview requests are bogging me down. Dan Rather has all my documentation :nuts: ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 5:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ban-list/169693/7 "2004-10-09T17:34:37Z")
should i just ask the advertisers for EGG NOG? or you want straight up cash? ---
**Author:** ![German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/german_with_a_bowtie/32/5967_2.png) [@German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/German_with_a_Bowtie)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 5:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ban-list/169693/8 "2004-10-09T17:42:15Z")
Cash will work, G body’s ain’t cheap! ---
**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 5:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ban-list/169693/9 "2004-10-09T17:47:39Z")
who lied to you? you can find a gbody for as cheap as 300 bucks ---
**Author:** ![German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/german_with_a_bowtie/32/5967_2.png) [@German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/German_with_a_Bowtie)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 6:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ban-list/169693/10 "2004-10-09T18:14:02Z")
Cutty says they’re worth their weight in gold :dunno: ---
**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 6:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ban-list/169693/11 "2004-10-09T18:15:13Z")
damm 3600 lbs of gold must be nice ---
**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2004, 11:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ban-list/169693/12 "2004-10-10T23:24:13Z")
> [@Quik](#): > > who lied to you? you can find a gbody for as cheap as 300 bucks 300 bucks for the one with holes in it the size a small town ---
**Author:** ![German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/german_with_a_bowtie/32/5967_2.png) [@German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/German_with_a_Bowtie)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2006, 5:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ban-list/169693/13 "2006-11-22T17:02:33Z")
:kekegay: Banning myself again. . . ---
**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2006, 5:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ban-list/169693/14 "2006-11-22T17:18:18Z")
> [@ATTN: PC people//](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pc-people/26023/14): > > :kekegay: Banning myself again. . . get wireless so you can post while taking a shit ---
**Author:** ![SCHMEIDER](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/schmeider/32/6032_2.png) [@SCHMEIDER](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SCHMEIDER)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2006, 5:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ban-list/169693/15 "2006-11-22T17:35:31Z")
> [@I was going to wait. But\_\_\_\_\_\_](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-going-to-wait-but/9150/21): > > 🤣 thats good…lol ---
**Author:** ![hayabusa03rx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/90ced4/32.png) [@hayabusa03rx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/hayabusa03rx)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2006, 5:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ban-list/169693/16 "2006-11-22T17:38:04Z")
> [@Damn, all teh GTOs](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-all-teh-gtos/25988/29): > > get wireless so you can post while taking a shit Thats how I do it. ---
**Author:** ![Jeff95TA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeff95ta/32/5935_2.png) [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2006, 6:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ban-list/169693/17 "2006-11-22T18:05:09Z")
Wow, over two years since the last dump?!?!? ---
**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2006, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ban-list/169693/18 "2006-11-22T18:11:17Z")
> [@Police find $206 million drug cash in Mexican house](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/police-find-206-million-drug-cash-in-mexican-house/26025/5): > > Wow, over two years since the last dump?!?!? you didn’t know he was full of shit