# Barack Obama Dies... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 27, 2008, 5:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/barack-obama-dies/53972 "2008-08-27T17:35:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 5:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/barack-obama-dies/53972/1 "2008-08-27T17:35:05Z")
St.Peter: “why should I let you into heaven?” Obama: “because I was the first elected black president of the United States” St.Peter: “Oh really? when did that happen?” Obama: “about 20 minutes ago” ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 5:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/barack-obama-dies/53972/2 "2008-08-27T17:43:47Z")
+karma for thread title. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 5:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/barack-obama-dies/53972/3 "2008-08-27T17:44:14Z")
oh, and :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 5:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/barack-obama-dies/53972/4 "2008-08-27T17:45:28Z")
The Secret Service should be at your door… NOW (old joke too) ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 5:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/barack-obama-dies/53972/5 "2008-08-27T17:49:12Z")
:lol: ---
**Author:** ![AShort](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ashort/32/4947_2.png) [@AShort](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AShort)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/barack-obama-dies/53972/6 "2008-08-27T17:51:34Z")
haha…well played ---
**Author:** ![dcrdev](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@dcrdev](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dcrdev)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 6:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/barack-obama-dies/53972/7 "2008-08-27T18:00:45Z")
heard this a few times from some people at work. lost it’s flair. ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 6:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/barack-obama-dies/53972/8 "2008-08-27T18:01:54Z")
If it came from anyone other than JEG I would have LOL’d…but because of the fact that it was JEG…I could not laugh. ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 6:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/barack-obama-dies/53972/9 "2008-08-27T18:47:04Z")
> [@2TurboZ](#): > > If it came from anyone other than JEG I would have LOL’d…but because of the fact that it was JEG…I could not laugh. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/barack-obama-dies/53972/10 "2008-08-27T18:52:29Z")
i can’t get over what JEG posted up as the last thing he bought fuck man, on a roll today ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/barack-obama-dies/53972/11 "2008-08-27T19:39:01Z")
:thankyou: ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/barack-obama-dies/53972/12 "2008-08-27T19:51:43Z")
I loled ---
**Author:** ![dmoffitt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dmoffitt/32/7455_2.png) [@dmoffitt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dmoffitt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 11:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/barack-obama-dies/53972/13 "2008-08-27T23:37:53Z")
go back to smoking pot while fishing at work… suites you better ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 11:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/barack-obama-dies/53972/14 "2008-08-27T23:42:15Z")
- karma for being JEG ---
**Author:** ![honda4life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/honda4life/32/5300_2.png) [@honda4life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/honda4life)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 11:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/barack-obama-dies/53972/15 "2008-08-27T23:48:28Z")
lol heard this one at work today and couldn’t stop laughing…:wiggle: ---
**Author:** ![eclipsed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbce88/32.png) [@eclipsed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eclipsed)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2008, 5:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/barack-obama-dies/53972/16 "2008-08-28T05:51:34Z")
> [@dmoffitt](#): > > go back to smoking pot while fishing at work… suites you better . ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2008, 8:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/barack-obama-dies/53972/17 "2008-08-28T08:17:41Z")
HA! Joke’s on you guys, I dont work there anymore lol. and I dont smoke pot. I did it a few times but dont do it anymore. Havent for a long ass time. ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2008, 9:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/barack-obama-dies/53972/18 "2008-08-28T09:21:46Z")
are you making fun of youself? ![http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-pictures-cat-is-pondering.jpg](http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-pictures-cat-is-pondering.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2008, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/barack-obama-dies/53972/19 "2008-08-28T09:35:01Z")
I wonder if they’ll put him on a bill or a food stamp ---
**Author:** ![91CRXSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91crxsi/32/7247_2.png) [@91CRXSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91CRXSI)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 1:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/barack-obama-dies/53972/20 "2008-11-04T13:54:04Z")
bump for a good joke [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/barack-obama-dies/53972.md?page=2)