# Bathroom break **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 19, 2005, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-break/178940 "2005-12-19T12:20:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-break/178940/21 "2005-12-19T13:02:06Z")
> [@whitey](#): > > and i love to play tetris and trivial pursuit on the shitter. its the only way to go! tecmo bowl and bugertime šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![cleanquick306](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/48db29/32.png) [@cleanquick306](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cleanquick306)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-break/178940/22 "2005-12-19T13:06:30Z")
> [@eurodad](#): > > it smells better than some of the candles you buy šŸ¤£ ---
**Author:** ![rmrider897](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@rmrider897](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rmrider897)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 2:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-break/178940/23 "2005-12-19T14:39:00Z")
> [@newchic](#): > > Sitting on the pooper is a boything in generalā€¦ girls do not want to sit and smell their own assesā€¦ we go in and get it done and get outā€¦ you boys are in there for 30 or so minutes then the door opens and this awful cloud rolls outā€¦ > > I will never understand why any one would want ot sit in there and smell thatā€¦ donā€™t you generalize. i hate pooping. I wait until the shit is ready to come out. Wrap toilet paper around my hand and then operate using the ā€˜hovercrapā€™ technique. I donā€™t like being in the shitter stall for more than 30 seconds. Then I do the hand and face wash and i am out. I kick the door open with my foot so i dont have to touch it. ---
**Author:** ![Jeff95TA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeff95ta/32/5935_2.png) [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 2:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-break/178940/24 "2005-12-19T14:39:03Z")
They should just name all of those candles ā€œsomething sweetā€. Vanilla, sugar cookie, birthday cake, they all smell the same, and overwhelming. ---
**Author:** ![bobby311](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bobby311/32/5971_2.png) [@bobby311](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bobby311)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 3:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-break/178940/25 "2005-12-19T15:55:08Z")
hence why the left hand is referred to as the ā€˜sinisterā€™ hand ---
**Author:** ![Storamin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Storamin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Storamin)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 4:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-break/178940/26 "2005-12-19T16:21:33Z")
> [@bobby311](#): > > hence why the left hand is referred to as the ā€˜sinisterā€™ hand i thought that was the rightā€¦ for obvious reasons. ---
**Author:** ![newchic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newchic/32/5989_2.png) [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2005, 9:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-break/178940/27 "2005-12-20T09:46:35Z")
> [@eurodad](#): > > it smells better than some of the candles you buy and itā€™s the only time i get to read undisturbed Except for the kids coming in (because you donā€™t close the doorā€¦ I am assuming you do this because the smell is so bad) to make fun of how bad your ass smellsā€¦ Reminder Note: By my husband poop scent car freshenersā€¦ wait we already have thoseā€¦ they are called baby diapersā€¦ šŸ¤® ---
**Author:** ![SVshine03](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@SVshine03](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVshine03)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2005, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-break/178940/28 "2005-12-20T12:34:43Z")
male Engineers in this officeā€¦ Washing of the hands? PFFTTT whats thatā€¦ Its gross! ---
**Author:** ![newchic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newchic/32/5989_2.png) [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2005, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-break/178940/29 "2005-12-20T12:51:52Z")
> [@rmrider897](#): > > donā€™t you generalize. i hate pooping. I wait until the shit is ready to come out. Wrap toilet paper around my hand and then operate using the ā€˜hovercrapā€™ technique. I donā€™t like being in the shitter stall for more than 30 seconds. Then I do the hand and face wash and i am out. I kick the door open with my foot so i dont have to touch it. HAHAHAHAH !!! You may be the only oneā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![StangGirl5.0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@StangGirl5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/StangGirl5.0)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2005, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-break/178940/30 "2005-12-20T13:13:52Z")
> [@newchic](#): > > Sitting on the pooper is a boything in generalā€¦ girls do not want to sit and smell their own assesā€¦ we go in and get it done and get outā€¦ you boys are in there for 30 or so minutes then the door opens and this awful cloud rolls outā€¦ > > I will never understand why any one would want ot sit in there and smell thatā€¦ I completely agreeā€¦ šŸ¤® ---
**Author:** ![2toneishot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2toneishot/32/6010_2.png) [@2toneishot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2toneishot)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2005, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-break/178940/31 "2005-12-20T13:50:39Z")
i prefer to sit there and play a couple games of solitaire on the treo 650. kills time =) ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2005, 1:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-break/178940/32 "2005-12-20T13:54:24Z")
> [@rmrider897](#): > > donā€™t you generalize. i hate pooping. I wait until the shit is ready to come out. Wrap toilet paper around my hand and then operate using the ā€˜hovercrapā€™ technique. I donā€™t like being in the shitter stall for more than 30 seconds. Then I do the hand and face wash and i am out. I kick the door open with my foot so i dont have to touch it. How can you kick the door open, when most open to the inside šŸ¤£ ---
**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2005, 1:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-break/178940/33 "2005-12-20T13:56:11Z")
> [@rmrider897](#): > > donā€™t you generalize. i hate pooping. I wait until the shit is ready to come out. Wrap toilet paper around my hand and then operate using the ā€˜hovercrapā€™ technique. I donā€™t like being in the shitter stall for more than 30 seconds. Then I do the hand and face wash and i am out. I kick the door open with my foot so i dont have to touch it. iā€™m sure u sit down to pee tooā€¦fag ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2005, 1:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-break/178940/34 "2005-12-20T13:57:51Z")
> [@Cutty](#): > > iā€™m sure u sit down to pee tooā€¦fag waitā€¦ rmrider897 is not a female ??? šŸ¤£ :wtf: ---
**Author:** ![imported\_SINISTER](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sinister/32/5970_2.png) [@imported\_SINISTER](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_SINISTER)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-break/178940/35 "2005-12-22T11:24:04Z")
typeing this while on the dumpsetr wireless lap top owns all! ! [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-break/178940.md?page=1)