# Bathroom etiquette v. numbers **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 10, 2008, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-etiquette-v-numbers/59503 "2008-12-10T12:06:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bassdegrime](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bassdegrime/32/5027_2.png) [@Bassdegrime](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bassdegrime)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-etiquette-v-numbers/59503/1 "2008-12-10T12:06:44Z")
I don’t know how this topic got brought up, but i thought that #1 meant pissing, #2 meant pooping and #3 meant both. My boss was trying to say that #3 means having to vomit thoughts? ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-etiquette-v-numbers/59503/2 "2008-12-10T12:07:51Z")
#3 means :picard: ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-etiquette-v-numbers/59503/3 "2008-12-10T12:08:34Z")
IS THE SHIT STORM OF USELESSNESS OVER YET? Can we make it tomorrow already! ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-etiquette-v-numbers/59503/4 "2008-12-10T12:09:20Z")
i’ve never heard of a #3. i would assume its when u have to poop when blood comes out, because thats worse than a #2, but would always be in the past tense, since u can not pre-plan blood in your stool. ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-etiquette-v-numbers/59503/5 "2008-12-10T12:10:30Z")
> [@deebo](#): > > i’ve never heard of a #3. i would assume its when u have to poop when blood comes out, because thats worse than a #2, but would always be in the past tense, since u can not pre-plan blood in your stool. apparently you havent met Speedped :mamoru: ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-etiquette-v-numbers/59503/6 "2008-12-10T12:10:43Z")
WHAT THE FUCK DID THE RUSSIANS RELEASE STUPID GAS? ---
**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-etiquette-v-numbers/59503/7 "2008-12-10T12:11:49Z")
FUCK ---
**Author:** ![oxwhitegt03](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/oxwhitegt03/32/5324_2.png) [@oxwhitegt03](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/oxwhitegt03)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-etiquette-v-numbers/59503/8 "2008-12-10T12:14:04Z")
3=1+2,funny i just told my coworkers i have to go 3 like 5 minutes ago ---
**Author:** ![Afrank45](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afrank45/32/5021_2.png) [@Afrank45](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Afrank45)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-etiquette-v-numbers/59503/9 "2008-12-10T12:14:15Z")
lol at stupid gas ---
**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-etiquette-v-numbers/59503/10 "2008-12-10T12:14:22Z")
> [@tpgsr](#): > > IS THE SHIT STORM OF USELESSNESS OVER YET? > > Can we make it tomorrow already! We need these days… its kinda like sacrificing one of the village members for a good harvest… Wow thats a great idea… Someone should be banned on this day every year in attempt to achieve a better nyspeed incoming year… Ill volunteer myself for hosting my amazing thoughts out loud ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-etiquette-v-numbers/59503/11 "2008-12-10T12:15:41Z")
> **[Urban Dictionary: Number three](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Number%20three)** > > Wee, pee, urinate. Comes from the childrens nursery rhyme: Number one, tickle my bum Number two, do a big poo Number three, go for a wee ---
**Author:** ![Bassdegrime](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bassdegrime/32/5027_2.png) [@Bassdegrime](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bassdegrime)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-etiquette-v-numbers/59503/12 "2008-12-10T12:29:20Z")
> **[Urban Dictionary: #3](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=%233)** > > It ain't #1 and it ain't #2, it's #3...butt pee ---
**Author:** ![Tevenor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@Tevenor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tevenor)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-etiquette-v-numbers/59503/13 "2008-12-10T12:36:43Z")
I believe #3 is taking fucking utterly useless threads, much like this one, that reek of shit and fungus and flush them down the porcelain porn mirror to the dank musty abyss of shitfuck threads. ---
**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-etiquette-v-numbers/59503/14 "2008-12-10T12:43:01Z")
as far as i know i generally piss while taking a shit. not very often do i take a shit and thats it, unless i pissed literally 2 minutes before shitting. im just aware of 1, 2 and thats it. ---
**Author:** ![91CRXSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91crxsi/32/7247_2.png) [@91CRXSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91CRXSI)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-etiquette-v-numbers/59503/15 "2008-12-10T12:57:15Z")
yea i dont know if i’ve even shit and not pissed at the same time… so a #2 always had #1 also…lol ---
**Author:** ![Bassdegrime](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bassdegrime/32/5027_2.png) [@Bassdegrime](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bassdegrime)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-etiquette-v-numbers/59503/16 "2008-12-10T13:04:25Z")
i’ve gone number 2 and started washing my hands when the number 1 feeling kicks in ---
**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-etiquette-v-numbers/59503/17 "2008-12-10T13:24:26Z")
> [@Bassdegrime](#): > > i’ve gone number 2 and started washing my hands when the number 1 feeling kicks in followed by followed by ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-etiquette-v-numbers/59503/18 "2008-12-10T13:26:12Z")
I’m suprised the OP spelled etiquette correctly, because he doesn’t know what it means… ---
**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-etiquette-v-numbers/59503/19 "2008-12-10T13:29:28Z")
> [@newman](#): > > I’m suprised the OP spelled etiquette correctly, because he doesn’t know what it means… lol you need the title of grammar nazi! lol ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2008, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-etiquette-v-numbers/59503/20 "2008-12-10T13:33:25Z")
> [@yeamabu](#): > > lol you need the title of grammar nazi! lol too many lol’s in a statement. and you’re a grammar nazi because you destroy grammar with every post you make, not because you enforce grammar… [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-etiquette-v-numbers/59503.md?page=2)