# Bathroom laws- One that I don't get

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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [March 19, 2007, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-laws-one-that-i-dont-get/26102 "2007-03-19T10:41:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 12:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-laws-one-that-i-dont-get/26102/21 "2007-03-20T00:00:34Z")

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[quote=“Jack,post:17,topic:26102"”]

You guys are so damn paranoid about touching shit and washing your hands… wtf. Panzies.

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x291230. it’s a fuckin bathroom, if everyone had the common sense to use it properly we wouldn’t have any problems.

just wash your hands afterwards without cramming your fingers in your mouth if you can handle that. I know it’s hard to resist the taste of your fingers in the back of your throat, but try.

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 12:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-laws-one-that-i-dont-get/26102/22 "2007-03-20T00:48:24Z")

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so im the only one who voted in the poll that hand flushes? you pussies.

I haven’t seen someone kickflush a urinal since middle school.

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**Author:** ![TonyDanza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@TonyDanza](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TonyDanza)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 5:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-laws-one-that-i-dont-get/26102/23 "2007-03-20T05:26:33Z")

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i’ll kick flush a shitter but not a urinal. I’d be afraid of slipping trying to kick that high.

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**Author:** ![73ghia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/7/8baadc/32.png) [@73ghia](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/73ghia)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 5:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-laws-one-that-i-dont-get/26102/24 "2007-03-20T05:38:01Z")

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[quote=“TonyDanza,post:23,topic:26102"”]

i’ll kick flush a shitter but not a urinal. I’d be afraid of slipping trying to kick that high.

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I usualy hand flush but I dunno, the shitter kinda scares me… I use my hands for urinal.

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**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 5:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-laws-one-that-i-dont-get/26102/25 "2007-03-20T05:39:09Z")

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I once kicked a urninal flusher back in elementary school and the piping broke, spraying water everywhere…ahhh good times. god how can i remember that far back

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 5:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-laws-one-that-i-dont-get/26102/26 "2007-03-20T05:47:01Z")

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lol. for all the paranoid people…

wasn’t there a study somewhere that the ice machines at any given restaurant contained like 7432% more bacteria than the toilets?

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**Author:** ![POOPRA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/poopra/32/7188_2.png) [@POOPRA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/POOPRA)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-laws-one-that-i-dont-get/26102/27 "2007-03-20T07:15:51Z")

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I preflush when I go to a urinal that I havent seen flushed before I used it. No need if your standing in line for the pisser at a bills /sabres game because the dude in front of you always gives you that courtesy flush. I just dont want someone else piss getting on me.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 7:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-laws-one-that-i-dont-get/26102/28 "2007-03-20T07:24:53Z")

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Preflush if there’s already piss in the urinal. Move on if there’s shit in the toilet. Elbow flush the urinal. Kick flush the toilet.

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-laws-one-that-i-dont-get/26102/29 "2007-03-20T09:37:06Z")

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[quote=“OfficerK,post:25,topic:26102"”]

I once kicked a urninal flusher back in elementary school and the piping broke, spraying water everywhere…ahhh good times. god how can i remember that far back

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HAHAHAHAHA… I Had something similar like that… Well not reallly I accidentally flooded the bathroom, when i was really young at school. I didn’t know what to do so I just went back to the classroom… lol. Talk about a guilty moment in class lol. I lied my ass off to get out of that one too…

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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-laws-one-that-i-dont-get/26102/30 "2007-03-20T09:41:19Z")

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i preflush with my hands.

who cares? i’m going to wash them afterwards.

i once heard of someone who takes a shit, wipes, flushes. then when the bowl is clean again, gets more TP, dips it in the new water, wipes his ass clean, then get more TP to dry it off, then flushes again. talk about OCD.

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**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-laws-one-that-i-dont-get/26102/31 "2007-03-20T11:05:08Z")

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i give it 2 kicks

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**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-laws-one-that-i-dont-get/26102/32 "2007-03-20T12:49:52Z")

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[quote=“BikerFry,post:28,topic:26102"”]

Preflush only if there’s already piss in the urinal. Move on if there’s shit in the toilet. Elbow flush the urinal. Kick flush the toilet.

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