# Bathroom Sayings **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 3, 2004, 9:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-sayings/170819 "2004-12-03T21:18:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 9:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-sayings/170819/1 "2004-12-03T21:18:48Z")
Bathroom Sayings (written high upon the wall above a urinal) Don’t look up here, the joke’s in your hand. Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger. In the men’s room at a Burger King restaurant: It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into $hit. It only takes Burger King 10 minutes. (written high upon the wall) If you can piss above this line, the Pittsburgh Fire Department wants you. Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to $hit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls, And read the bull$hit on the walls… You’re lucky You had your chance I tried to fart, And $hit my pants! ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 2:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-sayings/170819/2 "2004-12-04T02:35:14Z")
Here I sit brokenhearted; Had to shit but only farted. ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 5:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-sayings/170819/3 "2004-12-04T05:21:51Z")
i shit in rome i shit in france but befor i shit here i’ll shit my paints ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 6:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-sayings/170819/4 "2004-12-04T06:14:38Z")
hahaha ---
**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 7:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-sayings/170819/5 "2004-12-04T07:46:35Z")
yes ladies and gentlemen… Shag is up for best content contributing member. :ugh2: ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-sayings/170819/6 "2004-12-04T07:53:06Z")
here i sit so brokenhearted paid a quarter and only farted next time i will take my chance and hope i don’t shit my pants ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-sayings/170819/7 "2004-12-04T09:26:22Z")
> [@unicorn](#): > > yes ladies and gentlemen… Shag is up for best content contributing member. :ugh2: :ugh: werd ---
**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 2:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-sayings/170819/8 "2004-12-04T14:41:59Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > :ugh: werd :hs: ---
**Author:** ![blackfive-o](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3e96dc/32.png) [@blackfive-o](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/blackfive-o)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 2:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-sayings/170819/9 "2004-12-04T14:49:41Z")
> [@ShalerPunk](#): > > Here I sit brokenhearted; > Had to shit but only farted. When I go the pain hurts dearly, Cuz I move my bowels only once yearly. ---
**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 7:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-sayings/170819/10 "2004-12-04T19:11:14Z")
fuck it throw it in the gutter and go buy another ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 7:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-sayings/170819/11 "2004-12-04T19:16:42Z")
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweatie and wipe the seatie ---
**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 7:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-sayings/170819/12 "2004-12-04T19:17:20Z")
shit, all over your face kid ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 7:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-sayings/170819/13 "2004-12-04T19:17:42Z")
quik wipe it ---
**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 7:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-sayings/170819/14 "2004-12-04T19:19:12Z")
back it up, you just dont know ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 7:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-sayings/170819/15 "2004-12-04T19:20:43Z")
Thats why poo glows in the dark ---
**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 7:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-sayings/170819/16 "2004-12-04T19:25:54Z")
that isnt the only thing that glows ---
**Author:** ![HaNnIBaL64](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hannibal64/32/5954_2.png) [@HaNnIBaL64](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HaNnIBaL64)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2004, 5:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-sayings/170819/17 "2004-12-05T05:32:12Z")
> [@ShalerPunk](#): > > Here I sit brokenhearted; > Had to shit but only farted. hustler ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2004, 3:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-sayings/170819/18 "2004-12-05T15:38:23Z")
Here I sit in deadly vapor, Wishing for some toilet paper. How long, I wonder, must I linger, Before I’m forced to use my finger?