# Be carefull near large supermarkets and supercenters... **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 31, 2009, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/be-carefull-near-large-supermarkets-and-supercenters/249460 "2009-12-31T11:21:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/be-carefull-near-large-supermarkets-and-supercenters/249460/1 "2009-12-31T11:21:45Z")
Recently there have been gangs hanging out around shopping centers and large supermarkets. Their scheme is rather simple: you walk out to your car with a buncha groceries and after you’ve loaded up your trunk full two attractive young ladies in short skirts walk over and start cleaning your windshield and ask for a ride just down the road. One gets in the front seat and one goes in the back. During the drive suddenly the one in the front seat leans over and proceeds to perform felatio on the driver. As thats happening the one sitting in the back reaches forward and quietly steals your wallet from your pants pocket. Be wary! They’ve stolen my wallet last week, yesterday, today and theyre going to steal mine tomorrow as well! ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/be-carefull-near-large-supermarkets-and-supercenters/249460/2 "2009-12-31T11:23:38Z")
uh wat ---
**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/be-carefull-near-large-supermarkets-and-supercenters/249460/3 "2009-12-31T11:34:19Z")
votblatindumb, Thank you kindly for this completely useless thread and taking 2 minutes of my time I will never get back. ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/be-carefull-near-large-supermarkets-and-supercenters/249460/4 "2009-12-31T11:37:01Z")
OMG :facepalm Edit: I still lol’d a little. ---
**Author:** ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/be-carefull-near-large-supermarkets-and-supercenters/249460/5 "2009-12-31T11:49:20Z")
this was funny the first time i read it. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/be-carefull-near-large-supermarkets-and-supercenters/249460/6 "2009-12-31T11:51:44Z")
Heh. Heh. Heh. ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/be-carefull-near-large-supermarkets-and-supercenters/249460/7 "2009-12-31T12:41:15Z")
Thats why I allways carry a decoy wallet with nothing in it… Lets go get some road head! ---
**Author:** ![JVG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jvg/32/6348_2.png) [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/be-carefull-near-large-supermarkets-and-supercenters/249460/8 "2009-12-31T12:47:43Z")
> [@Chappelle \> Dane Cook](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chappelle-dane-cook/27894/5): > > Recently there have been gangs hanging out around shopping centers and large supermarkets. Their scheme is rather simple: you walk out to your car with a buncha groceries and after you’ve loaded up your trunk full two attractive young ladies in short skirts walk over and start cleaning your windshield and ask for a ride just down the road. One gets in the front seat and one goes in the back. During the drive suddenly the one in the front seat leans over and proceeds to perform felatio on the driver. As thats happening the one sitting in the back reaches forward and quietly steals your wallet from your pants pocket. Be wary! They’ve stolen my wallet last week, yesterday, today and theyre going to steal mine tomorrow as well! old joke. get new material. read that in playboy years ago ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/be-carefull-near-large-supermarkets-and-supercenters/249460/9 "2009-12-31T13:26:51Z")
10/10 ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 4:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/be-carefull-near-large-supermarkets-and-supercenters/249460/10 "2009-12-31T16:33:02Z")
Hello 2001!!! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 9:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/be-carefull-near-large-supermarkets-and-supercenters/249460/11 "2009-12-31T21:20:54Z")
sooo… note to self-keep them **both** involved in the felatio. dont see a problem ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/be-carefull-near-large-supermarkets-and-supercenters/249460/12 "2010-01-01T08:25:29Z")
Vot, didn’t you post this before?