# Beat the caption! \*\*\*WINNER POST #97\*\*\*

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 7, 2008, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869 "2008-08-07T08:10:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/1 "2008-08-07T08:10:43Z")

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Setting: This is a picture from the other thread about the particle accelerator hadron collider thing they’re about to fire up. Those guys are somewhere in that facility.

 ![http://cache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/lhc_08_01/lhc9.jpg](http://cache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/lhc_08_01/lhc9.jpg)

Come up with your best caption! Winner gets a custom title or custom title of their choice for the NYSpeed member of their choice. Bonus points for photochopping.

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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/2 "2008-08-07T08:11:41Z")

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Thanks for the time-sink. Work was getting a little stagnant!

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**Author:** ![AfXtc777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/3 "2008-08-07T08:12:28Z")

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I can be the sandman too?

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/4 "2008-08-07T08:13:46Z")

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> [@AfXtc777](#):
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> I can be the sandman too?

wat?

you are no longer allowed to compete.

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/5 "2008-08-07T08:14:48Z")

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Slow, look, lean, roll, extinguish.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/6 "2008-08-07T08:15:50Z")

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> [@EvilJay](#):
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> Slow, look, lean, roll, extinguish.

HAHAHAHAHHA

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**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/7 "2008-08-07T08:16:42Z")

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what is the time limit?

i need to do this on lunch at 1

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/8 "2008-08-07T08:16:47Z")

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If I had photochop (and knew how to use it) I’d put in thought bubbles and a couple of music notes “…tryin to catch me ridin dirty…”

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/9 "2008-08-07T08:17:10Z")

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> [@justa4door](#):
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> what is the time limit?

I leave work at 4:45pm. :awdrifter:

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**Author:** ![AfXtc777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/10 "2008-08-07T08:17:53Z")

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> [@Nikuk](#):
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> wat?
> 
> you are no longer allowed to compete.

you’re retarded, did you not watch Spiderman?

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/11 "2008-08-07T08:18:34Z")

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> [@AfXtc777](#):
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> you’re retarded, did you not watch Spiderman?

-karma…comment too obscure.

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**Author:** ![Tevenor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@Tevenor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tevenor)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/12 "2008-08-07T08:19:15Z")

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Nothing like having full protective gear including helmet and breathing apparatus and…oops…forgot my gloves at home. Oh well.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/13 "2008-08-07T08:19:20Z")

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Monica Lewinsky, years after the Clinton administration finally pursues her dream of fire-fighting, only to discover that she’s still apparently spending time on her knees.

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**Author:** ![AfXtc777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/14 "2008-08-07T08:20:09Z")

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> [@EvilJay](#):
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> -karma…comment too obscure.

what?:burnout:

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/15 "2008-08-07T08:21:05Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> I leave work at 4:45pm. :awdrifter:

I’m working til 9 tonight…

so, lets say 7pm.

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**Author:** ![Tevenor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@Tevenor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tevenor)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/16 "2008-08-07T08:21:05Z")

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“Versonnex - Now hosting the amatuer “GhostBusters of America” family fun park where you too can imagine you are a ghostbuster. Just remember, its BYOGBU: Bring Your Own Ghost Busters Uniform”

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/17 "2008-08-07T08:21:15Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> Monica Lewinsky, years after the Clinton administration finally pursues her dream of fire-fighting, only to discover that she’s still apparently spending time on her knees.

:tif:

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/18 "2008-08-07T08:21:24Z")

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> [@AfXtc777](#):
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> you’re retarded, did you not watch Spiderman?

no I did not.

> [@EvilJay](#):
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> -karma…comment too obscure.

:word: +karma

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**Author:** ![Tevenor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@Tevenor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tevenor)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/19 "2008-08-07T08:23:12Z")

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“Johnny always wanted to fight fires but his dream was extinquished when he was demoted to the Ass Fire Brigade for Taco Bell, riding around the sewer tunnels under Taco Bell restaurants firing foaming ass relief up through the pipes to unwary customers.”

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**Author:** ![AfXtc777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/20 "2008-08-07T08:23:23Z")

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> [@Nikuk](#):
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> no I did not.
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> :word: +karma

Then more than obvious why you’re clueless with what I said. What kind of mod doesn’t know everything!!!

here is your DQ :buickgn:

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