# Beat the caption! \*\*\*WINNER POST #97\*\*\* **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 7, 2008, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869 "2008-08-07T08:10:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/21 "2008-08-07T08:24:24Z")
“…I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weinerrrrrrr. That is what I’d truly like to BEEeeeEE…” ---
**Author:** ![AfXtc777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/22 "2008-08-07T08:24:45Z")
I’m going to get killed for this and definately going to hell but… Where are the jews? ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/23 "2008-08-07T08:25:00Z")
man, I’m disappointed… so far EvilJay FTW EDIT - nevermind, AFTXC77 With the showstopper! ---
**Author:** ![Tevenor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@Tevenor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tevenor)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/24 "2008-08-07T08:25:14Z")
“Here we see Disneys ‘Small World’ fire department in action as they hurry to the seen of a senseless Dwarf on Dwarf violence spree that has left many beloved characters chard and burned. Side note: Minnie Mouse is a whore.” ---
**Author:** ![Tevenor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@Tevenor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tevenor)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/25 "2008-08-07T08:26:49Z")
“Fuck, here I go again to mod a thread about fucking newman on fucking NYSpeed.” ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/26 "2008-08-07T08:27:07Z")
Pulse…aaaaaaaaaaaaand glide. And Pulse. And Glide. [richardsimmonsvoice] ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/27 "2008-08-07T08:28:27Z")
> [@Tevenor](#): > > “Fuck, here I go again to mod a thread about fucking newman on fucking NYSpeed.” BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH ---
**Author:** ![Tevenor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@Tevenor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tevenor)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/28 "2008-08-07T08:29:02Z")
“Beware: Retard Train Crossing ahead” ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/29 "2008-08-07T08:35:15Z")
![http://captainporkchop.com/elements/movie%20thumbs/bubrub.jpg](http://captainporkchop.com/elements/movie%20thumbs/bubrub.jpg) “The whistles go WOOOOO!! When you wanna WOOO WOOO!!! It’s dat Woo WOOOO!!! You know what I’m sayin? Then you got the flows; then they be trippin’ off the flowmasters.” ---
**Author:** ![Tevenor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@Tevenor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tevenor)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/30 "2008-08-07T08:35:46Z")
Lol ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/31 "2008-08-07T08:37:38Z")
“So they started up the collider about 20 minutes ago. They said it almo… Wait. Is that one of those blue tarps up there? Who’s holding it? WHAT THE!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/32 "2008-08-07T08:38:44Z")
“Here at Virtucon safety is Dr. Evil’s number one priority.” ---
**Author:** ![Tevenor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@Tevenor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tevenor)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/33 "2008-08-07T08:39:33Z")
“Welcome to the noob train. All aboard. Next destination: Fail!” ---
**Author:** ![Tunerfreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tunerfreak/32/7427_2.png) [@Tunerfreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tunerfreak)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/34 "2008-08-07T08:39:33Z")
“oh shit guys The\_Russian if following us, good thing we have our suits on i heard has has the herp’s” “uhh bob where are your gloves??” “SHIT hang on guys we gettin outa here” guy on the back - “Its a Tarp!!” ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/35 "2008-08-07T08:39:33Z")
“I don’t know why everyone is worried about a time travelling black hole…” “I don’t know why everyone is worried about a time travelling black hole…” “I don’t know why everyone is worried about a time travelling black hole…” “I don’t know why everyone is worried about a time travelling black hole…” “I don’t know why everyone is worried about a time travelling black hole…” Deja vu… ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/36 "2008-08-07T08:39:42Z")
PC Load Letter? what the fuck does that mean? ---
**Author:** ![AfXtc777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/37 "2008-08-07T08:40:29Z")
> [@AWDrifter](#): > > “Here at Virtucon safety is our number one priority.” too add to that Sharks with freaking lasers will be in the next room of the tour ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/38 "2008-08-07T08:41:22Z")
“Gotta go put out another plasma fire. I tried to tell them not to have this thing built in China but would they listen to old Hans? Nooo…” ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/39 "2008-08-07T08:41:53Z")
Gas, brake, dip… ---
**Author:** ![AfXtc777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/40 "2008-08-07T08:42:11Z")
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