# Beat the caption! \*\*\*WINNER POST #97\*\*\* **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 7, 2008, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869 "2008-08-07T08:10:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Tevenor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@Tevenor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tevenor)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/41 "2008-08-07T08:42:17Z")
> [@AfXtc777](#): > > too add to that > > Sharks with freaking lasers will be in the next room of the tour Yes you in the back? Are you sure they aren’t ill tempered mutated sea bass? Well uhm…I am not sure if they are ill tempered exactly. They are tasty however. ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/42 "2008-08-07T08:42:41Z")
> [@AWDrifter](#): > > “Here at Virtucon safety is Dr. Evil’s number one priority.” > [@AfXtc777](#): > > too add to that > > Sharks with freaking lasers will be in the next room of the tour “Since safety is our number one priority we decided to only use ill-tempered sea bass.” ---
**Author:** ![AfXtc777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/43 "2008-08-07T08:44:18Z")
> [@AWDrifter](#): > > “Since safety is our number one priority we decided to only use ill-tempered sea bass.” after they kill austin we will be serving sea bass tempura with spicy roe on top. We do apologize if you happen to find the phallus of a man on the plate as well. ---
**Author:** ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/44 "2008-08-07T08:46:35Z")
Doc says 1.21 Gigowatts and 88mph. I can’t get this bitch to go over 13mph… ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/45 "2008-08-07T08:47:34Z")
“HONESTLY, WHICH ONE OF YOU FARTED?!” ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/46 "2008-08-07T08:47:42Z")
lol @ gas brake dip ---
**Author:** ![zero\_assault](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/dfb087/32.png) [@zero\_assault](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zero_assault)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/47 "2008-08-07T08:48:22Z")
“dont worry I’m from the internet” ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/48 "2008-08-07T08:49:03Z")
“This thing is way cooler than a t-rex…” ---
**Author:** ![jay\_g](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jay_g/32/111288_2.png) [@jay\_g](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jay_g)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/49 "2008-08-07T08:49:57Z")
“so not worth minimum wage” ---
**Author:** ![98GCL](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98gcl/32/7366_2.png) [@98GCL](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98GCL)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/50 "2008-08-07T08:50:25Z")
![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v70/McCrazy/lhc9.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v70/McCrazy/lhc9.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/51 "2008-08-07T08:51:18Z")
“I Hear some guys blue camaro is on fire, good thing we got this new firetruck we should be there in no time.” ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/52 "2008-08-07T08:51:43Z")
![http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b78/adamEthan/bridezilla.jpg](http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b78/adamEthan/bridezilla.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/53 "2008-08-07T08:52:19Z")
^HAHAHAHAhahAHhHhHHAHAHAHaahahaa “8 BILLION Dollar project and they give me a fucking Rascal with a tow hitch?” ---
**Author:** ![AfXtc777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/54 "2008-08-07T08:52:26Z")
^^^ you win lol (bridzilla containment) ---
**Author:** ![zero\_assault](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/dfb087/32.png) [@zero\_assault](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zero_assault)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/55 "2008-08-07T08:52:42Z")
“The E-Police are in a high speed chase after ( insert nyspeeders username here ) began spelling poorly on the popular automotive forum; now back to Chad with the weather” ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/56 "2008-08-07T08:52:56Z")
Sureshot has my vote… ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/57 "2008-08-07T08:52:59Z")
lmao @ sureshot ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/58 "2008-08-07T08:57:27Z")
+karma for sureshot!!! HILARIOUS ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/59 "2008-08-07T08:58:17Z")
“ZOMG here comes the karma police!!” ---
**Author:** ![Tevenor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@Tevenor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tevenor)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 9:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/60 "2008-08-07T09:00:51Z")
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