# Beat the caption! \*\*\*WINNER POST #97\*\*\*

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**Created:** [August 7, 2008, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869 "2008-08-07T08:10:43Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tevenor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@Tevenor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tevenor)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-the-caption-winner-post-97/52869/19 "2008-08-07T08:23:12Z")

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“Johnny always wanted to fight fires but his dream was extinquished when he was demoted to the Ass Fire Brigade for Taco Bell, riding around the sewer tunnels under Taco Bell restaurants firing foaming ass relief up through the pipes to unwary customers.”

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