# Beat This Caption! Contest\*
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/234885
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [September 28, 2007, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/234885 "2007-09-28T08:53:09Z")
**Posts on this page:** 17
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2007, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/234885/1 "2007-09-28T08:53:09Z")
**“No matter how hard you try, war is still hell”**
Winner at the end of the month gets 10$ paypal.
Winner gets chosen by the Shift518 Staff.
Staff members are not eligible.
**_All entries, eligible or not_**
**jtviggen** - “just click your heels 3 times and say, “There’s No Place Like Home, There’s No Place Like Home, There’s No Place Like Home,…”
**silverandslow** - “Prebootballitis - Depression after being prematurely released from the NFL. Symptoms: pyromania, transgender relations, and the taste for cheeze its”
**Code Blue** - “upon delivery, the captain of the Amsterdam fire department knew there was something wrong with the new uniforms… It wasn’t until the first call came in that they discovered how right they were”
**97VR4** - " Honda civic w/ VTEC- $5000
Helmet - $ 100
Underwear - $ 25
Hitting a wall while in VTEC and walking away scot free…Priceless”
**Kicklow** - “GIVE ME MY CLOTHES BACK VLAD!”
**redroof** - “CROSSDRESSING: Edging out guerilla warfare in bringing a lifetime of achievement to a screeching halt.”
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### Author:  [@jtviggen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jtviggen)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2007, 9:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/234885/2 "2007-09-28T09:00:28Z")
just click your heels 3 times and say, “There’s No Place Like Home, There’s No Place Like Home, There’s No Place Like Home,…”
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### Author:  [@silverandslow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/silverandslow)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2007, 5:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/234885/3 "2007-09-28T17:57:33Z")
Prebootballitis - Depression after being prematurely released from the NFL. Symptoms: pyromania, transgender relations, and the taste for cheeze its
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### Author:  [@Code\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Code_Blue)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2007, 9:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/234885/4 "2007-09-30T21:46:59Z")
upon delivery, the captain of the Amsterdam fire department knew there was something wrong with the new uniforms… It wasn’t until the first call came in that they discovered how right they were
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### Author:  [@Code\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Code_Blue)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2007, 10:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/234885/5 "2007-09-30T22:02:40Z")
p.s… I know I’m not eligible
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### Author:  [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2007, 8:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/234885/6 "2007-10-03T20:44:11Z")
" Honda civic w/ VTEC- $5000
Helmet - $ 100
Underwear - $ 25
Hitting a wall while in VTEC and walking away scot free…Priceless"
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### Author:  [@Kicklow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Kicklow)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2007, 5:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/234885/7 "2007-10-08T17:57:23Z")
“GIVE ME MY CLOTHES BACK VLAD!”
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### Author:  [@redroof](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/redroof)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2007, 7:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/234885/8 "2007-10-15T19:36:45Z")
'CROSSDRESSING: Edging out guerilla warfare in bringing a lifetime of achievement to a screeching halt."
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### Author:  [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2007, 10:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/234885/9 "2007-10-15T22:04:16Z")
haha, post edited for entries, some good stuff so far.
Eric, welcome!
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### Author:  [@4ADAM12](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4ADAM12)
#### Post date: [October 16, 2007, 5:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/234885/10 "2007-10-16T05:21:07Z")
MYTH: Urban Camouflage: It’s so hot you’ll blend in with fire.
FACT: Dress like this and even you mother will kick your ass.
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### Author:  [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [October 21, 2007, 8:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/234885/11 "2007-10-21T08:22:28Z")
lol ^, only 10 days remain.
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### Author:  [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2007, 4:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/234885/12 "2007-10-24T16:22:01Z")
" I LOVE ACID" supertroopers
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### Author:  [@timmay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/timmay)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2007, 9:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/234885/13 "2007-10-31T09:39:15Z")
…in other news, a cross dressing white titted saskwatch was spotted wandering around during a trailer park fire in rural West Virginia today. The blaze destroyed 13 homes, with estimated total damage approaching $10,000, the local citizens, while heart broken about their losses, remain thankful no one was molested by the creature, which in spite of its predatory appearance remained quite benign and quietly found its way under a bridge before authorities arrived on the scene.
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2007, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/234885/14 "2007-10-31T09:55:56Z")
manbearpig IS real and he absolutely loves the fall 07’ manolo blaniks.
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### Author:  [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2007, 5:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/234885/15 "2007-11-01T05:59:36Z")
Contest is over, time to select the winner.
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### Author:  [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 5:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/234885/16 "2007-11-07T17:04:20Z")
**Winner : Redroof**
Please provide us with your paypal to collect the winnings.
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### Author:  [@4ADAM12](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4ADAM12)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2007, 2:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/234885/17 "2007-11-08T02:27:04Z")
congratulations