# Beat this caption contest **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 14, 2009, 4:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/242128 "2009-02-14T16:42:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 4:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/242128/1 "2009-02-14T16:42:53Z")
Winner recieves mad props from 94Gt5.0 :lol …and 1 small bag of Doritos ![http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll257/Allgo5oh/TShirt.jpg](http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll257/Allgo5oh/TShirt.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 4:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/242128/2 "2009-02-14T16:46:35Z")
Why do I have the strange feeling that youre going to be whacking off to my pic later tonight? ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 4:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/242128/3 "2009-02-14T16:48:06Z")
Nah I wont…already did…TWICE:lol:shifty ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 4:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/242128/4 "2009-02-14T16:49:34Z")
> [@tips on getting drum off?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tips-on-getting-drum-off/14059/29): > > Why do I have the strange feeling that youre going to be whacking off to my pic later tonight? i did and gave ya a facial now my screen is all fucked up ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 4:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/242128/5 "2009-02-14T16:51:18Z")
Captions!! NAOW! :lmao ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/242128/6 "2009-02-14T16:53:18Z")
Sick fuckers ---
**Author:** ![big\_red](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/big_red/32/6328_2.png) [@big\_red](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/big_red)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 6:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/242128/7 "2009-02-14T18:19:37Z")
Looking for: male under 18 into collecting matchbox cars, into old mustangs maybe more ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 7:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/242128/8 "2009-02-14T19:46:28Z")
this seems to fit here… ![http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/8331/122812683434pv2.jpg](http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/8331/122812683434pv2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/242128/9 "2009-02-14T19:49:35Z")
![http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg111/PaulJBrudzienski/failvis.jpg](http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg111/PaulJBrudzienski/failvis.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 7:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/242128/10 "2009-02-14T19:54:03Z")
hater. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 7:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/242128/11 "2009-02-14T19:58:35Z")
cat fucker ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/242128/12 "2009-02-14T20:08:17Z")
go collect more hotwheels. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 8:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/242128/13 "2009-02-14T20:11:01Z")
I was just looking at some actually ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 8:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/242128/14 "2009-02-14T20:12:23Z")
buy a mustang one… as u push that across the flrro you can get the image of pushing your car around all year since you got scammed out of the motor. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/242128/15 "2009-02-14T20:19:56Z")
> [@Auto0utcast"](#): > > buy a mustang one… as u push that across the flrro you can get the image of pushing your car around all year since you got scammed out of the motor. ![http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg304/PaulJBrudzienski2/DSC01431-1.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/a/1/a13b791b0c7d79aca2ae562d608930d6fca57dea.jpeg) The motor is either going to be here next week or Im cancelling the order. ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 8:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/242128/16 "2009-02-14T20:23:29Z")
start makin brum brum sounds ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 8:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/242128/17 "2009-02-14T20:28:57Z")
Maybe later. Here’s my truck: ![http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg111/PaulJBrudzienski/DSC02459.jpg](http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg111/PaulJBrudzienski/DSC02459.jpg) Its an offbrand but it still looks like my truck. I actually had this for a month before I had the real truck. ---
**Author:** ![HudsonFalcon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hudsonfalcon/32/6460_2.png) [@HudsonFalcon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HudsonFalcon)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 9:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/242128/18 "2009-02-14T21:23:46Z")
…and eventhough Red Beard enjoyed collecting Matchbox cars he longed for his old life of piracy on the high seas. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 7:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/242128/19 "2009-02-15T07:46:23Z")
Pauls thinking about how much he loves adam in that picture ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/242128/20 "2009-02-15T07:52:35Z")
> [@7/4 You know, Independance Day..](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/7-4-you-know-independance-day/14036/24): > > Pauls thinking about how much he loves adam in that picture No, Im thinking he’s loving me for some sick reason because he felt it was necessary to post my pic hundreds of times all over this site. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/242128.md?page=2)