# Because zombies. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 28, 2012, 5:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914 "2012-05-28T17:08:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2012, 5:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/1 "2012-05-28T17:08:26Z")
> **[Man shot after eating face of another man (WARNING: Disturbing Details)](http://kdvr.com/2012/05/28/man-shot-after-eating-face-of-another-man-warning-disturbing-details/)** > > Miami police are still tight-lipped about the man they shot and killed on the MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, but new details back claims they had no choice: the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and... Buying gun, tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Gundamzeppelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Gundamzeppelin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gundamzeppelin)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2012, 5:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/2 "2012-05-28T17:12:24Z")
I was just about to post this, I’d would have titled it “because Miami” or “Cocaine is one hell of a drug” [http://www.news.com.au/world/naked-man-eating-others-face-shot/story-e6frfkyi-1226369059626](http://www.news.com.au/world/naked-man-eating-others-face-shot/story-e6frfkyi-1226369059626) ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2012, 5:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/3 "2012-05-28T17:18:43Z")
Yeah, in the article i posted they say this is the 4th or 5th encounter they have had like this in a short while. The guy stood up, growled after being shot and kept going. Id of fucking shot that bastard to death too. Saying its a tainted batch of lsd going around but, who knows. They all lie. That shit gets into water supply, walking dead time ---
**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2012, 5:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/4 "2012-05-28T17:44:50Z")
Gays fucking on a sidewalk. Both naked. One got real hungry. ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2012, 5:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/5 "2012-05-28T17:58:36Z")
All fun and games untill a gay guy is eating your ass. ---
**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2012, 6:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/6 "2012-05-28T18:00:39Z")
He already ate the other guys ass. He was still hungry. ---
**Author:** ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2012, 7:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/7 "2012-05-28T19:57:42Z")
I’m a sick bastard because I started laughing as soon as I read the article title and saw the photo of the guy laid out :lol ---
**Author:** ![HudsonFalcon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hudsonfalcon/32/6460_2.png) [@HudsonFalcon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HudsonFalcon)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2012, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/8 "2012-05-28T19:59:10Z")
![https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-AsJU6PN8C7Y/T8LiiBaba2I/AAAAAAAAD2E/PD6nomBtAmY/w497-h373/536600_10151245514339657_520114656_13296384_1200484174_n.jpg](https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-AsJU6PN8C7Y/T8LiiBaba2I/AAAAAAAAD2E/PD6nomBtAmY/w497-h373/536600_10151245514339657_520114656_13296384_1200484174_n.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2012, 8:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/9 "2012-05-28T20:06:57Z")
nevah gonna make it to da pool party ---
**Author:** ![dc2nick](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dc2nick/32/6289_2.png) [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 5:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/10 "2012-05-29T05:12:30Z")
Who wants to have a Last Min meet today? At Zacks Sports in Ballston Spa. And buy all the Shotguns. Lol ---
**Author:** ![johnnyk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnnyk/32/6480_2.png) [@johnnyk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/johnnyk)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 7:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/11 "2012-05-29T07:02:39Z")
im grabbing a machete and tomahawk and fucking these guys up ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/12 "2012-05-29T07:06:22Z")
Here’s a pic of the victim. Extremely gory, much worse than I was expecting. **NSFW/NSFL----Seriously don’t click this if you can’t handle serious gory shit.** [![](http://i.imgur.com/removed.png) ](http://i.imgur.com/removed.png) ---
**Author:** ![madwabbit](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/madwabbit/32/6654_2.png) [@madwabbit](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/madwabbit)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/13 "2012-05-29T07:14:03Z")
At first I was like BS. Then I was like “no big deal…just nipped the tip of his nose”. Now I’m like WTF!! Mike Tyson? I hope this is a huge hoax. I’m not really sure how to take this story, mentally. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/14 "2012-05-29T07:16:54Z")
It’s not a hoax…lol wtf The guy was on PCP, hence the nakedness and need for several rounds to put him down. Have none of you ever seen cops? ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/15 "2012-05-29T07:55:20Z")
NOMNOMNOM ---
**Author:** ![HudsonFalcon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hudsonfalcon/32/6460_2.png) [@HudsonFalcon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HudsonFalcon)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/16 "2012-05-29T08:06:33Z")
Fucked up. Glad I gots my combat shotgun and plenty of ammo. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/17 "2012-05-29T08:08:25Z")
damn he really was eating that dudes face. I wonder how the other dude died in the first place ---
**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/18 "2012-05-29T09:36:48Z")
That is f’d up man… ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/19 "2012-05-29T09:49:07Z")
> [@Last supply flight to Antarctica - and what's important?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/last-supply-flight-to-antarctica-and-whats-important/49733/12): > > damn he really was eating that dudes face. > > I wonder how the other dude died in the first place what? lol he wasn’t, and isn’t dead. the dude that got his face eated, the eatee, is still alive. cool right? the eater got shot by the podigs ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/20 "2012-05-29T10:56:03Z")
WHAT? the dude who got his face ate is still alive. holy FUCK. WTF was he doing that he was just letting some dude eat his face [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914.md?page=2)