# Because zombies. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 28, 2012, 5:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914 "2012-05-28T17:08:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![HudsonFalcon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hudsonfalcon/32/6460_2.png) [@HudsonFalcon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HudsonFalcon)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 11:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/21 "2012-05-29T11:26:55Z")
Oh yeah he’s in critical condition but still alive. Here’s some more info: [http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/28/2821404/naked-man-who-tried-to-rip-the.html](http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/28/2821404/naked-man-who-tried-to-rip-the.html) ---
**Author:** ![dc2nick](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dc2nick/32/6289_2.png) [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/22 "2012-05-29T11:59:20Z")
Yep. Defiantly just left Zacks sports with a new 12ga Shotgun. Mossberg 500 Persuaider Tactical to be exact. ![http://d141kugx7nwvwn.cloudfront.net/101670_394_278.jpeg](http://d141kugx7nwvwn.cloudfront.net/101670_394_278.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![HudsonFalcon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hudsonfalcon/32/6460_2.png) [@HudsonFalcon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HudsonFalcon)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 2:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/23 "2012-05-29T14:11:44Z")
^Nice. I went in the opposite direction and picked up some PCP. ---
**Author:** ![Gundamzeppelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Gundamzeppelin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gundamzeppelin)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 2:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/24 "2012-05-29T14:15:05Z")
Well we all know who will be the first to die all those damn scene and hipster kids that can’t fight or run in those skinny jeans. > [@Callout: Mindless or any 11sec or better cars. slight\_smile](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/callout-mindless-or-any-11sec-or-better-cars/48316/41): > > Who wants to have a Last Min meet today? At Zacks Sports in Ballston Spa. And buy all the Shotguns. Lol > [@Wanna cheap out on motorcycle insurance?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wanna-cheap-out-on-motorcycle-insurance/49731/15): > > Yep. Defiantly just left Zacks sports with a new 12ga Shotgun. > Mossberg 500 Persuaider Tactical to be exact. I may have to fallow your lead. ---
**Author:** ![dc2nick](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dc2nick/32/6289_2.png) [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 2:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/25 "2012-05-29T14:20:36Z")
> [@Many Parts Garage clean out & Mustang parts](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/many-parts-garage-clean-out-mustang-parts/48294/24): > > ^Nice. I went in the opposite direction and picked up some PCP. Keep an eye on this guy. He might be first ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 3:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/26 "2012-05-29T15:07:45Z")
This is something PJB would see on 87. ---
**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 9:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/27 "2012-05-29T21:04:14Z")
I’m definitely buying a new rifle tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![DumpyBunny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dumpybunny/32/6759_2.png) [@DumpyBunny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DumpyBunny)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 9:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/28 "2012-05-29T21:12:31Z")
My AR can’t be finished fast enough _fuckthatshit_ ---
**Author:** ![Gundamzeppelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Gundamzeppelin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gundamzeppelin)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/29 "2012-05-29T21:16:32Z")
> [@\*\*\*\*Official: Southgate Meet Thread\*\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-southgate-meet-thread/29171/2562): > > This is something PJB would see on 87. :crackup:crackup ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 4:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/30 "2012-05-30T04:58:52Z")
Oh man that poor guys face is fucked… however they were both on PCP, hence both dudes naked. Which makes me wonder… if i get the wrong batch of pcp i either a) eat faces or b) am cool with getting my face eaten off. ---
**Author:** ![madwabbit](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/madwabbit/32/6654_2.png) [@madwabbit](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/madwabbit)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 5:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/31 "2012-05-30T05:04:00Z")
Two naked dudes on sidewalk…they might have been eating more than face… No pcp fo me. ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 6:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/32 "2012-05-30T06:35:05Z")
cockmeat sammiches!!! ---
**Author:** ![Yo\_Rita](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yo_rita/32/6450_2.png) [@Yo\_Rita](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yo_Rita)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/33 "2012-05-30T11:30:55Z")
This is the dudes face…Holy crap! Nevermind, didn’t see the link! ---
**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/34 "2012-05-30T13:24:01Z")
Yep, just bought an SKS ---
**Author:** ![Dread](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dread/32/6544_2.png) [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/35 "2012-05-30T13:28:38Z")
Cant bring myself to look at picture, will kill a 6 pack later and end up clicking on it anyways. Damn you alcohol. ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/36 "2012-05-31T08:08:34Z")
They said he was on bath salts? What the fuck is bath salts? ---
**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/37 "2012-05-31T08:37:01Z")
> [@Any first-hand experience with PDA or Trackmasters?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-first-hand-experience-with-pda-or-trackmasters/49766/4): > > They said he was on bath salts? What the fuck is bath salts? > **[Mephedrone](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mephedrone#section_6)** > > Mephedrone, also known as 4-methylmethcathinone, 4-MMC, and 4-methylephedrone, is a synthetic stimulant drug of the amphetamine and cathinone classes. Slang names include drone, M-CAT, White Magic, meow meow and bubble. It is chemically similar to the cathinone compounds found in the Khat plant of eastern Africa. It comes in the form of tablets or crystals, which users can swallow, snort or inject, producing effects similar to those of MDMA, amphetamines and cocaine. > In addition to its stimula... ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/38 "2012-05-31T09:13:04Z")
Haha so I’m gonna stir the pot lol (yes sarcasm and shit like this happens a lot it’s just making news because of the Miami face eater) Doctor spitting blood at cops: [http://www.sun-sentinel.com/os-doctor-spits-blood-on-trooper-20120524,0,3887383.story](http://www.sun-sentinel.com/os-doctor-spits-blood-on-trooper-20120524,0,3887383.story) Mysterious rashes in Florida: [http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html](http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html) Disoriented Canadian guy on a plane that landed in Miami: > **[Passenger restrained on flight to Miami arrested](http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested.html)** > > A 24-year-old Canadian man is in federal custody for rushing toward the front of an American Airlines flight from Jamaica after the plane landed in Miami. Guy on jersey cuts out and throws intestines at officers: [http://www.northjersey.com/news/Hackensack\_man\_stabs\_self\_throws\_intenstines\_at\_police.html?mobile=1](http://www.northjersey.com/news/Hackensack_man_stabs_self_throws_intenstines_at_police.html?mobile=1) ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/39 "2012-05-31T09:13:47Z")
> [@Just bought some Toyo T1R's. Opinions?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-bought-some-toyo-t1rs-opinions/49747/9): > > [Mephedrone - Wikipedia](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mephedrone#section_6) Oh so it’s like legal meth? Awesome… ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 9:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/40 "2012-05-31T09:56:41Z")
> [@worst noob of the year!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-noob-of-the-year/49768/16): > > Haha so I’m gonna stir the pot lol (yes sarcasm and shit like this happens a lot it’s just making news because of the Miami face eater) > Doctor spitting blood at cops: > [http://www.sun-sentinel.com/os-doctor-spits-blood-on-trooper-20120524,0,3887383.story](http://www.sun-sentinel.com/os-doctor-spits-blood-on-trooper-20120524,0,3887383.story) > > Mysterious rashes in Florida: > [http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html](http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html) > > Disoriented Canadian guy on a plane that landed in Miami: > [Passenger restrained on flight to Miami arrested | Fox News](http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/) > > Guy on jersey cuts out and throws intestines at officers: > [http://www.northjersey.com/news/Hackensack\_man\_stabs\_self\_throws\_intenstines\_at\_police.html?mobile=1](http://www.northjersey.com/news/Hackensack_man_stabs_self_throws_intenstines_at_police.html?mobile=1) Let’s not forget this little guy > **[Killing of Tim McLean](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Tim_McLean)** > > On 30 July 2008, Tim McLean, a 22-year-old Canadian man, was stabbed, beheaded, and cannibalized while riding a Greyhound Canada bus along the Trans-Canada Highway, about 30 km (19 mi) west of Portage la Prairie, Manitoba. On 5 March 2009, his killer, 40-year-old Vince Li, was found not criminally responsible for murder, after it was determined that he was schizophrenic, and remanded to a high-security mental health facility in Selkirk, Manitoba, where he was detained until his release on 8 May... [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914.md?page=3)