# Because zombies. **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914 **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic **Created:** [May 28, 2012, 5:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914 "2012-05-28T17:08:26Z") **Posts on this page:** 1 **Showing post:** 40
### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle) #### Post date: [May 31, 2012, 9:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914/40 "2012-05-31T09:56:41Z")
> [@worst noob of the year!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-noob-of-the-year/49768/16): > > Haha so I’m gonna stir the pot lol (yes sarcasm and shit like this happens a lot it’s just making news because of the Miami face eater) > Doctor spitting blood at cops: > [http://www.sun-sentinel.com/os-doctor-spits-blood-on-trooper-20120524,0,3887383.story](http://www.sun-sentinel.com/os-doctor-spits-blood-on-trooper-20120524,0,3887383.story) > > Mysterious rashes in Florida: > [http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html](http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html) > > Disoriented Canadian guy on a plane that landed in Miami: > [Passenger restrained on flight to Miami arrested | Fox News](http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/) > > Guy on jersey cuts out and throws intestines at officers: > [http://www.northjersey.com/news/Hackensack\_man\_stabs\_self\_throws\_intenstines\_at\_police.html?mobile=1](http://www.northjersey.com/news/Hackensack_man_stabs_self_throws_intenstines_at_police.html?mobile=1) Let’s not forget this little guy > **[Killing of Tim McLean](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Tim_McLean)** > > On 30 July 2008, Tim McLean, a 22-year-old Canadian man, was stabbed, beheaded, and cannibalized while riding a Greyhound Canada bus along the Trans-Canada Highway, about 30 km (19 mi) west of Portage la Prairie, Manitoba. On 5 March 2009, his killer, 40-year-old Vince Li, was found not criminally responsible for murder, after it was determined that he was schizophrenic, and remanded to a high-security mental health facility in Selkirk, Manitoba, where he was detained until his release on 8 May... --- _[View the full topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/because-zombies/263914)._