# Beer Prayer/Horsepower Prayer

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beer-prayer-horsepower-prayer/40016>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 9, 2007, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beer-prayer-horsepower-prayer/40016 "2007-12-09T20:17:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beer-prayer-horsepower-prayer/40016/1 "2007-12-09T20:17:50Z")

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I saw this on Break, thought I’d pass it along.

**The Beer Prayer**

Our Lager which art in barrels,  
hallowed be thy drink.

Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk,  
at home and in the Tavern.

Give us this day, our foamy head, and forgive us our spillages,  
as we forgive those who spill against us.

Lead us not into incarcerations,  
and deliver us from hangovers.

For thine is the beer,the bitter and the lager,  
for ever and ever Barmen.

So Then I thought about this one…

**The Horsepower Prayer**

Horsepower which art in cars,  
roasted be thy tires.

Give us this day, our full tank of gas, and forgive us our racing,  
as we forgive those who race against us.

Lead us not into revlimiters,  
and deliver us from detonation, Amen.

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**Author:** ![HAiRymONkEe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hairymonkee/32/5172_2.png) [@HAiRymONkEe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HAiRymONkEe)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beer-prayer-horsepower-prayer/40016/2 "2007-12-09T20:36:50Z")

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i like the beer one.

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**Author:** ![Nivek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nivek/32/5185_2.png) [@Nivek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nivek)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 4:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beer-prayer-horsepower-prayer/40016/3 "2007-12-10T04:18:31Z")

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nothing like a good ol white trash prayer!!!