# Beer study
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beer-study/753
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [July 12, 2005, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beer-study/753 "2005-07-12T13:06:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 16
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### Author:  [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2005, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beer-study/753/1 "2005-07-12T13:06:21Z")
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of **female hormones** … yes, it’s true.
To prove their theory, the scientists had 100 men consume 12 bottles of beer.
They then observed that 100% of them:
1: Gained weight.
2: Talked excessively without making sense.
3: Became emotional.
4: Called home just to see if anyone called.
5: Couldn’t drive.
6: Went to the bathroom in groups.
7: Rearranged the furniture for no apparent reason.
No further testing is planned.
Zer0daze. when drunk, is a prime example of these findings
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### Author:  [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2005, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beer-study/753/2 "2005-07-12T13:10:34Z")
oh
hahahahaha
everyone point and laugh at the drunk
yea thats really cool.
i bet it feels good doesnt it?
pointing out the faults of others.
i bet you’re feeling a lot better about yourself now.
i hope you sleep better tonight knowing how much better you are than me.
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### Author:  [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2005, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beer-study/753/3 "2005-07-12T13:12:33Z")
I never said that I don’t do that
I don’t think i’ve ever re-arranged furniture tho…
Nor do i call home
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### Author:  [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2005, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beer-study/753/4 "2005-07-12T13:16:17Z")
i have re-arranged furniture. gennerally when i fall over it, it gets moved.
but i dont call home… i dont even have a home phone
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### Author:  [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2005, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beer-study/753/5 "2005-07-12T13:27:49Z")
My boobs got bigger as well. I love it.
But thats one of the traits the chicks usually don’t get.
Also, their boobs seem to be bigger when i drink… but when i’m sober again… they go away
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### Author:  [@MiniSRT4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MiniSRT4)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2005, 7:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beer-study/753/6 "2005-07-12T19:16:14Z")
:lol:
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### Author:  [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2005, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beer-study/753/7 "2005-07-12T19:22:15Z")
teehee
edit- i wonder if this explains why my asshole is bleeding when i wake up
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### Author:  [@kingsario](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kingsario)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2005, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beer-study/753/8 "2005-07-12T19:23:00Z")
I am easy when I am drunk :shy:
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### Author:  [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2005, 7:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beer-study/753/9 "2005-07-12T19:38:22Z")
LOL Good find.
X…
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### Author:  [@whitenblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitenblue)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2005, 7:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beer-study/753/10 "2005-07-12T19:41:03Z")
it’s a conspiracy… and all woman are behind it
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### Author:  [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2005, 4:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beer-study/753/11 "2005-07-13T04:58:19Z")
> [@kingsario](#):
>
> I am easy when I am drunk :shy:
yeah ya are.
and kinky too
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2005, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beer-study/753/12 "2005-07-13T07:23:50Z")
lol…im just a goofy hick when im drunk.
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### Author:  [@Lucky\_Cheater](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Lucky_Cheater)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2005, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beer-study/753/13 "2005-07-13T07:28:57Z")
All drinking does anymore is get me to normal…
☹
bwahahahahaha
itsfunnycauseimadrunk
-Cheater-
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### Author:  [@Deuce](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Deuce)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2005, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beer-study/753/14 "2005-07-13T07:39:09Z")
🤣 at this thread
lol if beer is that bad, image the guys who drink all those mike’s lemonade and bacardi silver etc…
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### Author:  [@EMX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EMX)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2005, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beer-study/753/15 "2005-07-13T18:17:40Z")
I get really gay when im drunk…
ask howie 😉
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### Author:  [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2005, 6:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beer-study/753/16 "2005-07-13T18:28:20Z")
^^ you and lemons are perfect together when you are drunk. noone else has to be the designated ‘make-out with ian/lemons’ guy when you 2 are together.