# Behold - The MANLIEST Cologne On Earth: BRUCE WILLIS **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 8, 2010, 5:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/behold-the-manliest-cologne-on-earth-bruce-willis/157549 "2010-07-08T05:46:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 5:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/behold-the-manliest-cologne-on-earth-bruce-willis/157549/1 "2010-07-08T05:46:01Z")
Released today in Europe… not yet in North America. ![http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef013485450447970c-400wi](http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef013485450447970c-400wi) [http://www.examiner.com/x-9207-Baltimore-Movie-Examiner~y2010m7d7-Smell-like-Bruce-Willisno-seriously-new-cologne-by-the-Die-Hard-actor](http://www.examiner.com/x-9207-Baltimore-Movie-Examiner~y2010m7d7-Smell-like-Bruce-Willisno-seriously-new-cologne-by-the-Die-Hard-actor) They could have done much better with the tag line… “Smart guys live forever.” … Huh? I would have suggested “Yippee Ki-Yay Mother Fucker.” ![http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/headlines/temp/temp2191.jpg](http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/headlines/temp/temp2191.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/behold-the-manliest-cologne-on-earth-bruce-willis/157549/2 "2010-07-08T06:21:35Z")
I’ll take a bottle of Yippee Ki-Yay Mother Fucker please. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/behold-the-manliest-cologne-on-earth-bruce-willis/157549/3 "2010-07-08T06:22:12Z")
it’s got bits of real Bruce, so you know it’s good ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 6:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/behold-the-manliest-cologne-on-earth-bruce-willis/157549/4 "2010-07-08T06:29:55Z")
pfff… i’ll stick with my Ashton Kutcher cologne ---
**Author:** ![Sandersb4671](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sandersb4671/32/5693_2.png) [@Sandersb4671](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sandersb4671)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 6:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/behold-the-manliest-cologne-on-earth-bruce-willis/157549/5 "2010-07-08T06:53:41Z")
You know, they say that 60% of the time, it works, every time. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/behold-the-manliest-cologne-on-earth-bruce-willis/157549/6 "2010-07-08T07:01:24Z")
That doesn’t make sense. ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/behold-the-manliest-cologne-on-earth-bruce-willis/157549/7 "2010-07-08T07:03:32Z")
I had ribs for lunch ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/behold-the-manliest-cologne-on-earth-bruce-willis/157549/8 "2010-07-08T07:03:54Z")
I’m not going to lie to you, that smells like straight gasoline. ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/behold-the-manliest-cologne-on-earth-bruce-willis/157549/9 "2010-07-08T07:05:15Z")
smelling like gas or like you were just on the ground underneath a car for 2 hours is pretty awesome… it should be a cologne. i don’t think it turns chicks on though… maybe dawn. ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2010, 7:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/behold-the-manliest-cologne-on-earth-bruce-willis/157549/10 "2010-07-08T07:10:20Z")
It’s a formidable scent. Stings the nostrils… In a good way. ---
**Author:** ![zudeck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zudeck/32/5752_2.png) [@zudeck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zudeck)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/behold-the-manliest-cologne-on-earth-bruce-willis/157549/11 "2010-07-16T07:56:52Z")
When you as a man fail to smell like one…that’s when you need…Bruce Willis !! Use Bruce Willis twice daily to feel like the man…you never were before !! ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/behold-the-manliest-cologne-on-earth-bruce-willis/157549/12 "2010-07-16T08:19:17Z")
It smells like bigfoots dick! ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/behold-the-manliest-cologne-on-earth-bruce-willis/157549/13 "2010-07-16T09:48:30Z")
This is worse than that time the raccoon got in the copier! ---
**Author:** ![HosTys\_13](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hostys_13/32/5741_2.png) [@HosTys\_13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HosTys_13)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/behold-the-manliest-cologne-on-earth-bruce-willis/157549/14 "2010-07-16T09:59:20Z")
> [@bing](#): > > smelling like gas or like you were just on the ground underneath a car for 2 hours is pretty awesome… it should be a cologne. > > i don’t think it turns chicks on though… maybe dawn. fail’s to see the anchorman quote lol ---
**Author:** ![Jim1234664](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jim1234664/32/7438_2.png) [@Jim1234664](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jim1234664)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/behold-the-manliest-cologne-on-earth-bruce-willis/157549/15 "2010-07-21T14:25:28Z")
if dan akroyd made a cologne i would buy it ---
**Author:** ![Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 3:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/behold-the-manliest-cologne-on-earth-bruce-willis/157549/16 "2010-07-21T15:35:31Z")
This is what happens after you put it on: ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 3:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/behold-the-manliest-cologne-on-earth-bruce-willis/157549/17 "2010-07-21T15:45:13Z")
^^ Awesome :tup: ---
**Author:** ![TsiTalon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tsitalon/32/5012_2.png) [@TsiTalon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TsiTalon)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 4:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/behold-the-manliest-cologne-on-earth-bruce-willis/157549/18 "2010-07-21T16:58:29Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > That doesn’t make sense. It really does make sense though…