# Being pissed on (split) **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 14, 2011, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/being-pissed-on-split/257894 "2011-04-14T12:02:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/being-pissed-on-split/257894/1 "2011-04-14T12:02:35Z")
HOLYYYYYYYYY FUCKINGGGGGGGGG SHIT!!! the only way to get a more sour taste in my mouth than this thread has given me is by peeing in my mouth. hold on let me try this…nope still not as sour. ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/being-pissed-on-split/257894/2 "2011-04-14T12:09:14Z")
> [@Blu-Ray vs. HD-DVD](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blu-ray-vs-hd-dvd/23570/113): > > HOLYYYYYYYYY FUCKINGGGGGGGGG SHIT!!! > > the only way to get a more sour taste in my mouth than this thread has given me is by peeing in my mouth. hold on let me try this…nope still not as sour. I’ve always wanted to piss on someones face… Preferably a girls, but if you’re up for it… Just keep your eyes closed, I don’t want you getting any ideas when you see how large my johnson rod is. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/being-pissed-on-split/257894/3 "2011-04-14T12:17:53Z")
> [@Amazing plane crash video!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-plane-crash-video/41206/9): > > I’ve always wanted to piss on someones face… Preferably a girls, but if you’re up for it… Just keep your eyes closed, I don’t want you getting any ideas when you see how large my johnson rod is. i have done this, full out boner pissing in the bitches face and she had mouth open swallowing it all too. was soooooooooooo hot!!! i kid u not. then she did the same to me, was hot but i didnt swallow a drop. yuckies. haha fucking crazy marines man. ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/being-pissed-on-split/257894/4 "2011-04-14T12:22:50Z")
> [@Sti vs. Evo](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sti-vs-evo/2824/170): > > i have done this, full out boner pissing in the bitches face and she had mouth open swallowing it all too. was soooooooooooo hot!!! i kid u not. then she did the same to me, was hot but i didnt swallow a drop. yuckies. haha fucking crazy marines man. You didn’t get pissed on. I can’t allow you to say such rubbish… I will not be someones toilet, however… If asked, I would piss on a bitch. I’d shit on her too… But, it’d have to be at her house and I would never talk to her ever again. Period. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/being-pissed-on-split/257894/5 "2011-04-14T12:26:37Z")
> [@h0twh3els"](#): > > You didn’t get pissed on. I can’t allow you to say such rubbish… I will not be someones toilet, however… If asked, I would piss on a bitch. I’d shit on her too… But, it’d have to be at her house and I would never talk to her ever again. Period. o i pissed on a few times and she pissed on me once. it was hot like i said. smelled like warm skunky syrup hahaha. ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/being-pissed-on-split/257894/6 "2011-04-14T12:27:36Z")
> [@COD4 is a gren fest](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cod4-is-a-gren-fest/41264/2): > > o i pissed on a few times and she pissed on me once. it was hot like i said. smelled like warm skunky syrup hahaha. I’m appalled that you let someone piss on you. That shit makes me sick. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/being-pissed-on-split/257894/7 "2011-04-14T12:30:40Z")
> [@Where do you buy your games?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-do-you-buy-your-games/41263/3): > > I’m appalled that you let someone piss on you. That shit makes me sick. well im sorry to appal you but i didnt do it for u. we were drunk and i was like…ahh whatever. ive done worse. haha ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/being-pissed-on-split/257894/8 "2011-04-14T12:38:43Z")
> [@deadbeatrec"](#): > > well im sorry to appal you but i didnt do it for u. we were drunk and i was like…ahh whatever. ive done worse. haha I was being sarcastic… Although I would never given anyone the advice to be pissed on… However, I would piss on a chick… Take a pic of her gargling my urine and send it to her parents on a christmas card. ---
**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/being-pissed-on-split/257894/9 "2011-04-14T12:44:02Z")
SOOOOO turned on right now ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/being-pissed-on-split/257894/10 "2011-04-14T12:48:28Z")
![http://geoffropuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/RKelly.jpg](http://geoffropuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/RKelly.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/being-pissed-on-split/257894/11 "2011-04-14T12:49:46Z")
> [@dont get pulled over in ontario cali.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-get-pulled-over-in-ontario-cali/41261/16): > > SOOOOO turned on right now Just say the word, and you’ll be pissed on… Free of charge. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 6:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/being-pissed-on-split/257894/12 "2011-04-14T18:00:29Z")
which thread was this split from? ---
**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 6:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/being-pissed-on-split/257894/13 "2011-04-14T18:40:19Z")
vomiting ---
**Author:** ![Quattro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quattro/32/6660_2.png) [@Quattro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quattro)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 6:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/being-pissed-on-split/257894/14 "2011-04-14T18:53:38Z")
I’ve gotten drunk and boner pissed on multiple females… as long as there’s ample intoxication it tends to be a pleasurable experience for both party’s. Also had a 23 year old chick piss on my chest when I was 16 and we were skinny dipping at a lake. Completely enjoyable due to beer and cold weather. ---
**Author:** ![Quattro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quattro/32/6660_2.png) [@Quattro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quattro)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 6:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/being-pissed-on-split/257894/15 "2011-04-14T18:54:33Z")
Also you have to drink beer, so the pee is good and clear and doesn’t smell! ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 6:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/being-pissed-on-split/257894/16 "2011-04-14T18:54:42Z")
> [@Amazing plane crash video!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-plane-crash-video/41206/15): > > vomiting I don’t think I could vomit on someone… I just don’t enjoy vomiting… But pissing… PJB, Don’t worry about it. And Don’t muck up this perfectly good thread with your chickenshitbullshit. ---
**Author:** ![zee\_oh\_sex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zee_oh_sex/32/6451_2.png) [@zee\_oh\_sex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zee_oh_sex)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/being-pissed-on-split/257894/17 "2011-04-14T19:03:08Z")
E what DA FUCK??!!! ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/being-pissed-on-split/257894/18 "2011-04-14T19:10:17Z")
Spartacus Season 2 ITT ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 7:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/being-pissed-on-split/257894/19 "2011-04-14T19:11:03Z")
> [@Toronto motorcycle show](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/toronto-motorcycle-show/41162/6): > > E what DA FUCK??!!! zee is your truck a duramin? ---
**Author:** ![Eatonualive](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eatonualive/32/6442_2.png) [@Eatonualive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eatonualive)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/being-pissed-on-split/257894/20 "2011-04-14T19:15:34Z")
E…what…the…hell is wrong with you lmao!! that shit is f’in nasssstyy! [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/being-pissed-on-split/257894.md?page=2)