# BENNY **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 25, 2008, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/benny/239759 "2008-10-25T14:01:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 8:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/benny/239759/41 "2008-10-27T20:58:09Z")
:rofl It’s pretty noticable, all I’m saying. :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 8:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/benny/239759/42 "2008-10-27T20:59:52Z")
WTF? Did you get a new ride or not? :nuts ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/benny/239759/43 "2008-10-27T21:02:32Z")
I hate you. ---
**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/benny/239759/44 "2008-10-27T21:02:59Z")
:ssh ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 9:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/benny/239759/45 "2008-10-27T21:04:03Z")
:rofl I caught your edit as I was editing, then I edited back…:rofl ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 9:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/benny/239759/46 "2008-10-27T21:15:32Z")
They wont “use it against you” other than you cant deny you did it…all the same in the end… but in general judges and cops dont like liars. I woulda said "come on…I know the timing was bad, but havent you always wanted to try that in a rwd car!) ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 9:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/benny/239759/47 "2008-10-27T21:33:00Z")
> [@Jammer](#): > > They wont “use it against you” other than you cant deny you did it…all the same in the end… but in general judges and cops dont like liars. I woulda said "come on…I know the timing was bad, but havent you always wanted to try that in a rwd car!) I don’t have the nuts or conviction to pull that shit and get away with it :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 10:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/benny/239759/48 "2008-10-27T22:30:22Z")
> [@BENNYFIZZLE](#): > > I don’t have the nuts or conviction to pull that shit and get away with it :rofl thats right…your young… you will. The fines is likely the same…of course there are abbarations…that said to the wrong guy could be bad too. I tned to follow the truth the best I can…or totally lie so bad in such a way its redicilous. The best I have at the moment is I was doing …well…somewhere over 110 , it was night time , I was a lil younger…blah blah blah… I saw the cop in the U turn and instinct made me Jam the brakes… I hit them too hard and my coffee slammed off the dash from the cupholder…and landed on my lap…cap stayed on… but it leaked all over my junk as I was checking my mirror and hiding whatever had to be out of view. You guessed it… I told him I was shitting and pissing myself and was trying to get to my …get this… mothers house. I was like 24!!! Lol… he musta thought I was a freak. He let me go at once and didnt even tell me to slow down. I think he was smiling as he walked away… i know I was, but my shit was all wet. Perhaps next time Benny… you could just shit yourself… or carry a diaper under your car seat and pull it out and sticnk up the car and just tell the cop you did. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2008, 5:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/benny/239759/49 "2008-10-28T05:12:30Z")
I actually got out of work early, paid, because I told my boss I shit my pants! :rofl ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2008, 6:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/benny/239759/50 "2008-10-28T06:04:58Z")
Did Shawn call you “beanie” and you miss it? ---
**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2008, 6:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/benny/239759/51 "2008-10-28T06:07:43Z")
> [@BENNYFIZZLE](#): > > I actually got out of work early, paid, because I told my boss I shit my pants! :rofl :lol Ive said the same to get out … [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/benny/239759.md?page=2)