# Best dirty text message you've received **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 1, 2007, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770 "2007-02-01T10:03:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![F-B-A](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/f-b-a/32/6022_2.png) [@F-B-A](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/F-B-A)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/1 "2007-02-01T10:03:46Z")
Seen this on another Forum, and with this group of ppl, i can only imagine how good this could get… post up the quotes, “I have had you on my mind all day, now i want to change mind with body, and day with night” not mine, seen it on the other forum, lets see who gets down right DIRTY in texting! ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/2 "2007-02-01T10:06:27Z")
“I cant beleive i fucked you with my asshole” ---
**Author:** ![F-B-A](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/f-b-a/32/6022_2.png) [@F-B-A](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/F-B-A)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/3 "2007-02-01T10:08:41Z")
bahahahahha :idb: ---
**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/4 "2007-02-01T10:09:39Z")
> [@The1SloR/T"](#): > > “I cant beleive i fucked you with my asshole” wow are you finally comming out the closet? ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/5 "2007-02-01T10:10:42Z")
> [@Just bought a new bike](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-bought-a-new-bike/27665/12): > > wow are you finally comming out the closet? will you try and keep this damn thread on topic… seems like it could be a good one ---
**Author:** ![F-B-A](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/f-b-a/32/6022_2.png) [@F-B-A](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/F-B-A)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/6 "2007-02-01T10:11:20Z")
yeah, i would like to see this one run its course, minus the thread jackings ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/7 "2007-02-01T10:14:38Z")
> [@WTB: Ford 42# injectors](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-ford-42-injectors/27485/17): > > Seen this on another Forum, and with this group of ppl, i can only imagine how good this could get… > > post up the quotes, > > “I have had you on my mind all day, now i want to change mind with body, and day with night” > > not mine, seen it on the other forum, > lets see who gets down right DIRTY in texting! Ur late night texting with cheeks should not be on the internet… ---
**Author:** ![Jenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Jenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jenn)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/8 "2007-02-01T10:16:14Z")
I dated this girl for a while… she was really a… nasty freak. She just loved to… get down with… sex all the time. It was like… anytime of day… she was like, “Yeah, let’s go! I’m so nasty!” ---
**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/9 "2007-02-01T10:18:49Z")
> [@What to affix badges with?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-to-affix-badges-with/27598/23): > > I dated this girl for a while… she was really a… nasty freak. She just loved to… get down with… sex all the time. It was like… anytime of day… she was like, “Yeah, let’s go! I’m so nasty!” LOL-z thread backfire ---
**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/10 "2007-02-01T10:18:56Z")
i used to mess with some chick i worked with. 5 minutes after we left work i’d get a text " come over and fuck me…and make sure i get my reciept this time" she liked the reciept in her mouth. ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/11 "2007-02-01T10:24:13Z")
> [@Finally made my way over here...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finally-made-my-way-over-here/27664/25): > > i used to mess with some chick i worked with. 5 minutes after we left work i’d get a text " come over and fuck me…and make sure i get my reciept this time" she liked the reciept in her mouth. :bj: 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 10:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/12 "2007-02-01T10:25:45Z")
> [@Finally made my way over here...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finally-made-my-way-over-here/27664/26): > > :bj: 🤣 she also asked for “frostys” lol ---
**Author:** ![F-B-A](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/f-b-a/32/6022_2.png) [@F-B-A](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/F-B-A)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/13 "2007-02-01T10:30:57Z")
EDIT:- yeah your right sonny, cause with this group nothing is ever taken any other way than a thread to jack or flame. I wish i had texting to use as part of my game back in the day, there were only so many codes you could use on a pager another from the other forum: “just so you know, next time i see you, im throwing you to the floor and fucking you till you cry” ---
**Author:** ![fico](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fico/32/6038_2.png) [@fico](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fico)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 11:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/14 "2007-02-01T11:20:11Z")
I use to talk to this girl on the bus way back in highschool she is only like 16 and i was 18 at the time, she lived a couple houses down. one day i got a text from her… “hey, im bored, want a bj?” ---
**Author:** ![red04cavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5fc32e/32.png) [@red04cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/red04cavy)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/15 "2007-02-01T11:37:20Z")
My brother had someone send him a pic of her boobies with a voice caption that said “Sexy Bitch”. Does that count? ---
**Author:** ![xfrankx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/2bfe46/32.png) [@xfrankx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xfrankx)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/16 "2007-02-01T11:49:43Z")
i also messed with this chick i worked with. we worked at the airport so there was a few places we could go. after doing the deed i get a text when im on the train “ew you know this shit is in my hair!?” i laughed for awhile after that one since it wasnt really my problem:hitit: ---
**Author:** ![Converted2LSX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/converted2lsx/32/5962_2.png) [@Converted2LSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Converted2LSX)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/17 "2007-02-01T11:52:59Z")
naughty pictures ftw ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/18 "2007-02-01T11:55:49Z")
“I’ve got the Stormtrooper uniform for you, the Wagner is playing, and I’m dressed up as Anne Frank.” ---
**Author:** ![fico](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fico/32/6038_2.png) [@fico](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fico)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/19 "2007-02-01T11:56:54Z")
my friend and i were messing around and while we were doing shit she took a pic with her camera recorded a voice thing and sent it to me lol ---
**Author:** ![F-B-A](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/f-b-a/32/6022_2.png) [@F-B-A](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/F-B-A)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/20 "2007-02-01T12:42:47Z")
> [@i can't wait to hit the dyno](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-wait-to-hit-the-dyno/27605/46): > > My brother had someone send him a pic of her boobies with a voice caption that said “Sexy Bitch”. Does that count? Absolutly, sms, mms either way its a message, it counts > [@i can't wait to hit the dyno](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-wait-to-hit-the-dyno/27605/48): > > “I’ve got the Stormtrooper uniform for you, the Wagner is playing, and I’m dressed up as Anne Frank.” no way! you just made that one UP!! [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770.md?page=2)