# Best dirty text message you've received **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 1, 2007, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770 "2007-02-01T10:03:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/21 "2007-02-01T12:51:48Z")
> [@WTB: 98 honda civic door handle](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-98-honda-civic-door-handle/27657/4): > > no way! you just made that one UP!! hah… you think? ---
**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/22 "2007-02-01T12:55:59Z")
i’ve one got a text of two topless female pittspeed members making out, did anyone else get that one? ---
**Author:** ![Jenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Jenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jenn)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/23 "2007-02-01T13:55:14Z")
You mean the one where Chad’s eyes are wide open like a deer caught in headlights? Yea, I got it. ---
**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 2:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/24 "2007-02-01T14:05:26Z")
> [@Benefit for my daughter April 14th.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/benefit-for-my-daughter-april-14th/24487/126): > > You mean the one where Chad’s eyes are wide open like a deer caught in headlights? > > Yea, I got it. LOL i’ve gotten…"can i please have Tube Steak b4 Bed ":bj: ---
**Author:** ![Jenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Jenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jenn)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/25 "2007-02-01T14:06:10Z")
TUBE STEAK! 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 2:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/26 "2007-02-01T14:08:42Z")
> [@SOLD: '87 BMW 325is](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sold-87-bmw-325is/27674/6): > > TUBE STEAK! 🤣 :bigthumb: ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/edb3f5/32.png) [@imported\_Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Jon)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 2:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/27 "2007-02-01T14:19:36Z")
> [@SOLD: '87 BMW 325is](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sold-87-bmw-325is/27674/5): > > LOL > > i’ve gotten…"can i please have a Green Bean b4 Bed ":bj: Fixed it for you. No thanks needed. ---
**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/28 "2007-02-01T14:25:40Z")
> [@Radar Detector Updates](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/radar-detector-updates/27492/28): > > Fixed it for you. No thanks needed. :weak: ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 2:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/29 "2007-02-01T14:50:54Z")
> [@Benefit for my daughter April 14th.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/benefit-for-my-daughter-april-14th/24487/126): > > You mean the one where Chad’s eyes are wide open like a deer caught in headlights? > > Yea, I got it. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 3:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/30 "2007-02-01T15:38:16Z")
my friend thought it was a good idea to send me this at 2:30 last night. “i saw your criminal records and you were charged with E.D.S Excessive Dick Sucking but the charges were dropped cause you swallowed the evidence” ---
**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 3:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/31 "2007-02-01T15:57:09Z")
> [@What to affix badges with?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-to-affix-badges-with/27598/23): > > I dated this girl for a while… she was really a… nasty freak. She just loved to… get down with… sex all the time. It was like… anytime of day… she was like, “Yeah, let’s go! I’m so nasty!” She was a hoe. For sho. ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 4:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/32 "2007-02-01T16:22:16Z")
> [@04/22/2007 ECC-N WNY Event 1 Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/04-22-2007-ecc-n-wny-event-1-thread/27647/30): > > my friend thought it was a good idea to send me this at 2:30 last night. > > “i saw your criminal records and you were charged with E.D.S Excessive Dick Sucking but the charges were dropped cause you swallowed the evidence” true story???❌ ---
**Author:** ![tom\_vito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tom_vito/32/6000_2.png) [@tom\_vito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tom_vito)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/33 "2007-02-01T18:11:55Z")
My sister fucked you over, you wanna fuck me now? Does that count??? ---
**Author:** ![neonracer01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@neonracer01](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/neonracer01)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 7:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/34 "2007-02-01T19:56:36Z")
i got a video of a women being hammered doggy style by a dalmation. ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/edb3f5/32.png) [@imported\_Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Jon)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/35 "2007-02-01T19:59:40Z")
Wha…Wh…Why would someone send you that?..I’m glad I don’t have your friends. ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/36 "2007-02-01T22:22:50Z")
> [@talk about a punch in the stomach](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-about-a-punch-in-the-stomach/26974/142): > > i’ve one got a text of two topless female pittspeed members making out, did anyone else get that one? cha ching! ---
**Author:** ![F-B-A](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/f-b-a/32/6022_2.png) [@F-B-A](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/F-B-A)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/37 "2007-02-02T07:11:41Z")
> [@Is 5.14 too steep??](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-5-14-too-steep/24739/20): > > My sister fucked you over, you wanna fuck me now? > > Does that count??? was it a text message?, did you fuck her? PM me. > [@neonracer01"](#): > > i got a video of a women being hammered doggy style by a dalmation. i got that yesterday, quite disturbing if you ask me ---
**Author:** ![85TransAm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/e68b1a/32.png) [@85TransAm](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/85TransAm)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 7:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/38 "2007-02-02T07:36:17Z")
> [@neonracer01"](#): > > i got a video of a women being hammered doggy style by a dalmation. :idb: ---
**Author:** ![tom\_vito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tom_vito/32/6000_2.png) [@tom\_vito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tom_vito)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/39 "2007-02-02T13:43:16Z")
> [@So I won $2700 last night.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-won-2700-last-night/27707/4): > > was it a text message?, did you fuck her? PM me. It was a text, and there are people on here that if I said I did might tell my wife, so I will plead the fifth… ---
**Author:** ![neonracer01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@neonracer01](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/neonracer01)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 2:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-dirty-text-message-youve-received/187770/40 "2007-02-02T14:02:04Z")
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