# Best Ebay Ad ever

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-ebay-ad-ever/252901>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [June 24, 2010, 6:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-ebay-ad-ever/252901 "2010-06-24T06:02:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 7:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-ebay-ad-ever/252901/21 "2010-06-24T19:54:14Z")

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wow, why would he stay with her all that long, first strike and she’d be out

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 7:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-ebay-ad-ever/252901/22 "2010-06-24T19:58:20Z")

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cliff notes?  
Im not reading all that bullshit

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**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-ebay-ad-ever/252901/23 "2010-06-24T20:56:37Z")

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> [@Hands down, the hottest 12yr girl old you have ever seen!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hands-down-the-hottest-12yr-girl-old-you-have-ever-seen/32918/27):
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> cliff notes?  
> Im not reading all that bullshit

Women are here to:  
A)Cook  
B)clean  
C)fuck.

This bitch did none of the above.

End story.

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**Author:** ![Code\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ea924/32.png) [@Code\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Code_Blue)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 9:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-ebay-ad-ever/252901/24 "2010-06-24T21:31:12Z")

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> [@this is why i hate cats..... DEATH KITTAAHH!!!!!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-cats-death-kittaahh/32994/5):
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> Women are here to:  
> A)Cook  
> B)clean  
> C)fuck.
> 
> This bitch did none of the above.
> 
> End story.

you’ll get FAR into a serious mature relationship with that mindset

:Idiots:Idiots

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**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 9:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-ebay-ad-ever/252901/25 "2010-06-24T21:36:51Z")

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it has worked for 4.5 years and going to be married next year! haha.

\<3 you jay

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**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 9:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-ebay-ad-ever/252901/26 "2010-06-24T21:40:35Z")

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> [@this is why i hate cats..... DEATH KITTAAHH!!!!!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-cats-death-kittaahh/32994/22):
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> it has worked for 4.5 years and going to be married next year! haha.
> 
> \<3 you jay

Well there’s always the 50% divorce rate to look forward to

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**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 9:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-ebay-ad-ever/252901/27 "2010-06-24T21:41:14Z")

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> [@this is why i hate cats..... DEATH KITTAAHH!!!!!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-cats-death-kittaahh/32994/24):
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> Well there’s always the 50% divorce rate to look forward to

:number1

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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 9:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-ebay-ad-ever/252901/28 "2010-06-24T21:43:45Z")

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> [@this is why i hate cats..... DEATH KITTAAHH!!!!!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-cats-death-kittaahh/32994/22):
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> it has worked for 4.5 years and going to be married next year! haha.
> 
> \<3 you jay

i hope she treats you like this guy! BRIDEZILLA!!!

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**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 9:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-ebay-ad-ever/252901/29 "2010-06-24T21:46:26Z")

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Its one of those Internet funnies. i do not treat her like that. Im in it for the long haul. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 9:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-ebay-ad-ever/252901/30 "2010-06-24T21:48:06Z")

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> [@this is why i hate cats..... DEATH KITTAAHH!!!!!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-cats-death-kittaahh/32994/26):
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> Im in it for the long haul. 🙂

castrated already i see

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**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 9:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-ebay-ad-ever/252901/31 "2010-06-24T21:51:05Z")

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You know it ☹ Folmsbee is next.

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**Author:** ![Code\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ea924/32.png) [@Code\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Code_Blue)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 10:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-ebay-ad-ever/252901/32 "2010-06-24T22:02:10Z")

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I’ll give you 10 bucks to put your quote in your wedding vows good sir.

betcha ya wont 🙂

\<3 u Jeff

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