# best excuse to start drinking at 9:00am that ive found in a long time **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 25, 2005, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-excuse-to-start-drinking-at-9-00am-that-ive-found-in-a-long-time/176551 "2005-08-25T13:14:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-excuse-to-start-drinking-at-9-00am-that-ive-found-in-a-long-time/176551/1 "2005-08-25T13:14:04Z")
Clamming! Heres the deal. You drive your boat out into the bay which is about waist deep. bring lots of beer and a cd player. get out of boat and walk around in the squishy mud. When you feel a clam, you pick it up. Toss in boat. Drink beer. rinse. lather. repeat until thoroughly intoxicated. then drunkenly try to load up your boat and drive back to house. steam clams, dip in melted butter mixed with tabasco. continue drinking. best day off ever. ---
**Author:** ![YellowZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/edb3f5/32.png) [@YellowZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/YellowZ)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-excuse-to-start-drinking-at-9-00am-that-ive-found-in-a-long-time/176551/2 "2005-08-25T13:16:24Z")
Nice ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-excuse-to-start-drinking-at-9-00am-that-ive-found-in-a-long-time/176551/3 "2005-08-25T13:17:08Z")
fuckin a. ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-excuse-to-start-drinking-at-9-00am-that-ive-found-in-a-long-time/176551/4 "2005-08-25T13:32:09Z")
bearded clams? ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-excuse-to-start-drinking-at-9-00am-that-ive-found-in-a-long-time/176551/5 "2005-08-25T13:38:52Z")
> [@BlkP42E](#): > > bearded clams? 🤮 ---
**Author:** ![halo\_666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e36b37/32.png) [@halo\_666](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/halo_666)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 9:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-excuse-to-start-drinking-at-9-00am-that-ive-found-in-a-long-time/176551/6 "2005-08-25T21:06:16Z")
crabbin is fun too ---
**Author:** ![halo\_666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e36b37/32.png) [@halo\_666](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/halo_666)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 9:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-excuse-to-start-drinking-at-9-00am-that-ive-found-in-a-long-time/176551/7 "2005-08-25T21:07:55Z")
haha clams are good shit man damn i wish i was at the beach ☹ ---
**Author:** ![bobby311](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bobby311/32/5971_2.png) [@bobby311](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bobby311)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 11:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-excuse-to-start-drinking-at-9-00am-that-ive-found-in-a-long-time/176551/8 "2005-08-25T23:02:55Z")
the best excuse is not even needing one ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 11:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-excuse-to-start-drinking-at-9-00am-that-ive-found-in-a-long-time/176551/9 "2005-08-25T23:18:00Z")
> [@halo 666](#): > > haha clams are good shit man > > damn i wish i was at the beach > > ☹ steamed up 20 min after plucking them out of the bay, then dipped in tabasco/melter butter. fucking sweet. ---
**Author:** ![bobby311](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bobby311/32/5971_2.png) [@bobby311](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bobby311)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 12:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-excuse-to-start-drinking-at-9-00am-that-ive-found-in-a-long-time/176551/10 "2005-08-26T00:27:28Z")
sadly that is the only “clam” darkstar has eaten all summer 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 3:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-excuse-to-start-drinking-at-9-00am-that-ive-found-in-a-long-time/176551/11 "2005-08-26T03:55:48Z")
> [@bobby311](#): > > sadly that is the only “clam” darkstar has eaten all summer 🤣 :owned: :owned: :owned: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ---
**Author:** ![SVshine03](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@SVshine03](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVshine03)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 4:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-excuse-to-start-drinking-at-9-00am-that-ive-found-in-a-long-time/176551/12 "2005-08-26T04:15:02Z")
I’m jealous…Drinking 9am but with good reason - Have a good day ---
**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 5:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-excuse-to-start-drinking-at-9-00am-that-ive-found-in-a-long-time/176551/13 "2005-08-26T05:56:38Z")
tabasco sucks cock compared to franks red hot. know your role ---
**Author:** ![Sight\_N\_Sound](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sight_n_sound/32/5950_2.png) [@Sight\_N\_Sound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sight_N_Sound)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 5:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-excuse-to-start-drinking-at-9-00am-that-ive-found-in-a-long-time/176551/14 "2005-08-26T05:57:40Z")
> [@fshowcars](#): > > tabasco sucks cock compared to franks red hot. > > know your role x2 adds flavor not just heat… either that or tounge of siracha… ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-excuse-to-start-drinking-at-9-00am-that-ive-found-in-a-long-time/176551/15 "2005-08-26T07:21:21Z")
x3 ---
**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-excuse-to-start-drinking-at-9-00am-that-ive-found-in-a-long-time/176551/16 "2005-08-26T07:27:32Z")
x4 ---
**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-excuse-to-start-drinking-at-9-00am-that-ive-found-in-a-long-time/176551/17 "2005-08-26T07:29:53Z")
you guys that like hot… ever see that shit in giant eagle thats a clear bottle (sorta like contact solution bottle) that has red hot sauce and a chicked on the front with all chinese lettering? that shit is pimp. ---
**Author:** ![ninjenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c67d28/32.png) [@ninjenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninjenn)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 7:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-excuse-to-start-drinking-at-9-00am-that-ive-found-in-a-long-time/176551/18 "2005-08-26T07:30:40Z")
> [@fshowcars](#): > > you guys that like hot… ever see that shit in giant eagle thats a clear bottle (sorta like contact solution bottle) that has red hot sauce and a chicked on the front with all chinese lettering? > > that shit is pimp. that’s the Siracha (sp?) Mike was talking about. We have a whole bottle at home. ---
**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-excuse-to-start-drinking-at-9-00am-that-ive-found-in-a-long-time/176551/19 "2005-08-26T07:34:33Z")
oh… hahaha… i thought it was all chinese, never looked at it… it’s perfect for grilling ribs and shit!!! we need a cookout!! ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 3:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-excuse-to-start-drinking-at-9-00am-that-ive-found-in-a-long-time/176551/20 "2005-08-26T15:05:52Z")
> [@bobby311](#): > > sadly that is the only “clam” darkstar has eaten all summer 🤣 cracka please [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-excuse-to-start-drinking-at-9-00am-that-ive-found-in-a-long-time/176551.md?page=2)