# Best lawsuit ever .....
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-lawsuit-ever/234860
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**Created:** [September 23, 2007, 5:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-lawsuit-ever/234860 "2007-09-23T17:45:36Z")
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### Author:  [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2007, 5:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-lawsuit-ever/234860/1 "2007-09-23T17:45:36Z")
[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070918/ap\_on\_fe\_st/odd\_suing\_god;\_ylt=AnhJWCOXcBRY2DxTPN5\_NTus0NUE](http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070918/ap_on_fe_st/odd_suing_god;_ylt=AnhJWCOXcBRY2DxTPN5_NTus0NUE)
State Sen. Ernie Chambers sued God last week.
He can be sued in Douglas County, the legislator claims, because He’s everywhere.
Chambers says in his lawsuit that God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents, inspired fear and caused “widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants.”
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### Author:  [@Oleg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Oleg)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2007, 8:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-lawsuit-ever/234860/2 "2007-09-23T20:04:51Z")
I’ll see your guy and raise you an even better one - [http://google.blognewschannel.com/archives/2007/09/20/crazy-guy-sues-google-over-social-security-evilness/](http://google.blognewschannel.com/archives/2007/09/20/crazy-guy-sues-google-over-social-security-evilness/)
Some dude is suing google for using his social security number which they encrypted into the word “google”, and apparently made him open to identity theft or some such.
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### Author:  [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2007, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-lawsuit-ever/234860/3 "2007-09-23T20:48:14Z")
Oh, touche
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### Author:  [@Oleg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Oleg)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2007, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-lawsuit-ever/234860/4 "2007-09-25T19:10:56Z")
and they keep on coming;
> **[Steve Jobs and O.J. Simpson Sued For Aiming Missiles at Prisoner's Brain](https://gizmodo.com/303634/steve-jobs-and-oj-simpson-sued-for-aiming-missiles-at-prisoners-brain)**
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> A lawsuit has been filed against Steve Jobs and O.J. Simpson, with allegations of Apple hiring O.J. as a hitman, exhibiting prejudice toward political prisoners by slashing iPhone prices, and cloning Dolly the sheep in 1998. The plaintiff also...
Jonathan Lee Riches is suing Apple and O.J. Simpson for hiring Simpson as an assassin to kill him,
exhibiting prejudice towards political prisoners by slashing iPhone prices, and cloning Dolly the sheep in 1998.
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### Author:  [@Code\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Code_Blue)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2007, 9:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-lawsuit-ever/234860/5 "2007-09-30T21:38:57Z")
the best update for the god lawsuit is that there was a letter in response… apparently from another holy figurehead.