# best man speech:

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-man-speech/166453>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [May 13, 2004, 5:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-man-speech/166453 "2004-05-13T05:55:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-man-speech/166453/21 "2004-05-14T08:58:24Z")

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At my brother’s wedding, I said something along the lines of “they were meant to be together adn a few other nice things” then I stole his beer and chugged it while still holding the mike. everyone laughed and I sat down

the speech is going to be gay as fuck anyway - it really doesn’t matter what you say, just sit down as fast as possible.

I didn’t have the best man give a speech at my wedding. I think they are lame. I stood up and told everyone to get to the eating, drinking,dancing and forget about all the sappy shit. i had a great time at my wedding.

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**Author:** ![vtecsol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@vtecsol](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vtecsol)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-man-speech/166453/22 "2004-05-14T10:35:32Z")

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my best man was too hung over to speak so it went something like…

ugghhh, i was real happy when travis asked me to be his best man… him and missy are really… interupted by a drunken hybrid crew hickeling …ummmmm , yea , umm you guys messed it all up congrats…

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