# Best of Craigslist **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 27, 2007, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-of-craigslist/191421 "2007-07-27T18:46:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-of-craigslist/191421/1 "2007-07-27T18:46:19Z")
A guy defines his terms… [http://spokane.craigslist.org/rnr/382787442.html](http://spokane.craigslist.org/rnr/382787442.html) ---
**Author:** ![SixSpeed454SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19adc/32.png) [@SixSpeed454SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SixSpeed454SS)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 7:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-of-craigslist/191421/2 "2007-07-27T19:17:31Z")
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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 8:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-of-craigslist/191421/3 "2007-07-27T20:34:54Z")
🤣 ---
**Author:** ![tegSimple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d6d6ee/32.png) [@tegSimple](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tegSimple)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 8:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-of-craigslist/191421/4 "2007-07-27T20:46:44Z")
> Sometimes you just have to look yourself in the mirror and say, “yep, I’m fat. Not cute chubby, just really fat.” 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![steelcitysix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/steelcitysix/32/5992_2.png) [@steelcitysix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/steelcitysix)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 12:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-of-craigslist/191421/5 "2007-07-28T00:09:41Z")
> [@T.I.T.S. Tommaro 6/29/07 Cause I can't spell worth Sh!t!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/t-i-t-s-tommaro-6-29-07-cause-i-cant-spell-worth-sh-t/31583/16): > > 🤣 but but I am cute chubby ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 2:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-of-craigslist/191421/6 "2007-07-28T02:55:09Z")
> [@Screw San Francisco!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-san-francisco/31590/4): > > but but I am cute chubby :naughty: ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 5:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-of-craigslist/191421/7 "2007-07-28T05:54:23Z")
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**Author:** ![kilmer420](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d6d6ee/32.png) [@kilmer420](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kilmer420)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-of-craigslist/191421/8 "2007-07-28T08:26:55Z")
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**Author:** ![tom\_vito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tom_vito/32/6000_2.png) [@tom\_vito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tom_vito)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-of-craigslist/191421/9 "2007-07-28T08:43:10Z")
Think he’s gay? I think he must be gay. Who besides gays have gay friends? I bet he’s gay. ---
**Author:** ![8Grand](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/8grand/32/5940_2.png) [@8Grand](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/8Grand)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-of-craigslist/191421/10 "2007-07-28T09:07:56Z")
Quoting before some asshole marks it for removal like EVERY good ad that gets posted. > Awesome, I’m glad to see there are a ton of women surfing craigslist and find me attractive. Let’s clear a few things up though. > -If I post in the casual encounters section, it means I want to have sex with you. I’m not looking to date, I’m not looking to get married, usually I don’t even care about your life story. Let me say that again, casual encounters does not equal dating, it equals sexing. If you want a relationship go look at men seeking women. > -If I say, “I don’t want kids” this means I don’t have any and don’t want to be around yours. I don’t care how cute you think they are. > -If I say, “420 friendly” this means I like a little bit of pot here and there. This does not mean that I want to smoke meth with you. Fucking crackheads. > -If I tell you I’d be interested in meeting up for drinks this means a quiet cocktail somewhere private, not getting fucked up at your cousin’s friend’s uncle’s girlfriend’s house on cheap beer. > -I don’t want to meet your friends the first time we hang out. > -If I say, “No guys please” this means I have a gay friend or two but am totally straight, don’t care about your “str8” fantasies and am looking only for a girl. I’m a breast man, can’t lie. > -If I say, “bbw’s are ok” this means like a size 12/14, absolutely nothing above 170lbs or a dress size in the mid 20s. Sometimes you just have to look yourself in the mirror and say, “yep, I’m fat. Not cute chubby, just really fat.” > -If I say, “std free” this doesn’t mean that I’m willing to hook up with you even though your herpes aren’t currently flaring up. Sorry you have it, I do feel bad for you. > -If I post an age range and you’re 10 years above that, I’m not going to think you’re still “zesty” or “vibrant” as you put it, just purely old. > -I don’t want to have sex with your wife while you watch and maybe join in. Jesus. > -One liners like, “what are you looking for?” get ignored. You read my ad, introduce yourself a little in one or two paragraphs, tell me what you’re interested in (oral for example). > -Don’t say, “I don’t have a picture”. Bullshit. You saw mine, let’s see yours. Everybody has access to a camera phone these days. Or Kinkos will scan your polaroid and email it to you for a mere dollar. > To every normal person who wrote in, thanks! > -Mid twenties guy in Spokane. ---
**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-of-craigslist/191421/11 "2007-07-28T13:35:09Z")
> [@BlkP42E"](#): > > 🤣