# best pick up lines **URL:** \ **Category:** SON240sx Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 11, 2009, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-pick-up-lines/124358 "2009-05-11T13:29:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Skinny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skinny/32/5584_2.png) [@Skinny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skinny)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-pick-up-lines/124358/1 "2009-05-11T13:29:55Z")
post your best pick up lines. lets get a good laugh outta it heres one: “did you just fart? cause you just blew me away” ---
**Author:** ![kollo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kollo/32/5661_2.png) [@kollo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kollo)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 1:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-pick-up-lines/124358/2 "2009-05-11T13:58:40Z")
is that a mirror in your pants because i can see my self in them nice shoes lets fuck are you an angel because i`m in heaven ---
**Author:** ![Fobwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ea924/32.png) [@Fobwall](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fobwall)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 3:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-pick-up-lines/124358/3 "2009-05-11T15:19:10Z")
I think everyone has heard every pick up line already. If you’re 18 years old, you’ve probably heard it all. How about we try creating new pick up lines? That’s more of a challenge! ---
**Author:** ![kapetajr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kapetajr/32/5445_2.png) [@kapetajr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kapetajr)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 3:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-pick-up-lines/124358/4 "2009-05-11T15:24:45Z")
are you Jamaican? cause jamakingmecrazy…lol ---
**Author:** ![Fobwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ea924/32.png) [@Fobwall](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fobwall)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 5:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-pick-up-lines/124358/5 "2009-05-11T17:04:40Z")
gay ---
**Author:** ![NoSkillz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/noskillz/32/5606_2.png) [@NoSkillz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NoSkillz)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 7:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-pick-up-lines/124358/6 "2009-05-11T19:05:15Z")
while driving a right hand drive vehicle, pull beside vehicle of choice at a stop. With occupants of desire on the left, repeat the following line upon being noticed driving on the right; "yup, I’m driving on the wrong side but its convenient for conversation… so whats ur name? only thing i can think of related to SON that people could use… ---
**Author:** ![DirrtyDevo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirrtydevo/32/5547_2.png) [@DirrtyDevo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DirrtyDevo)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 7:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-pick-up-lines/124358/7 "2009-05-11T19:24:36Z")
Hey do you have a band aid? Because i just scraped my knee falling for you ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 3:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-pick-up-lines/124358/8 "2009-05-12T03:59:34Z")
this is more of a put down line when an ugly chick steps up " i bet the last piece of ass you got was when u finger ripped threw the toilet paper " that is all farmer ---
**Author:** ![kix89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kix89/32/5689_2.png) [@kix89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kix89)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 4:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-pick-up-lines/124358/9 "2009-05-12T04:17:43Z")
i don’t need pick-up lines, i have a good smile, witty charm, and a silver tongue that could kill a were-wolf with a few words 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Gonad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gonad/32/5481_2.png) [@Gonad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gonad)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 4:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-pick-up-lines/124358/10 "2009-05-12T04:46:11Z")
“Hey, did you see the fight outside?” ---
**Author:** ![Solarian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solarian/32/5514_2.png) [@Solarian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Solarian)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-pick-up-lines/124358/11 "2009-05-12T06:42:33Z")
> [@FS: kei office xr coilovers 240sx baller....pics now with them](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-kei-office-xr-coilovers-240sx-baller-pics-now-with-them/21899/15): > > “Hey, did you see the fight outside?” Get it right, it was two girls fighting over a guy, and one of them had a nipple slip 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Skinny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skinny/32/5584_2.png) [@Skinny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skinny)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 8:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-pick-up-lines/124358/12 "2009-05-12T08:36:51Z")
do you have a keg in your pants? cause i’d tap that ass ---
**Author:** ![Gonad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gonad/32/5481_2.png) [@Gonad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gonad)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-pick-up-lines/124358/13 "2009-05-12T11:34:04Z")
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? ---
**Author:** ![kollo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kollo/32/5661_2.png) [@kollo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kollo)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-pick-up-lines/124358/14 "2009-05-12T12:05:18Z")
^that was you that told that chick not to smell my rag lol ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_TK](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sunny_tk/32/5550_2.png) [@Sunny\_TK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sunny_TK)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 12:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-pick-up-lines/124358/15 "2009-05-14T00:10:31Z")
… ohhh Kollo, lol ---
**Author:** ![fastback240](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fastback240/32/5591_2.png) [@fastback240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fastback240)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-pick-up-lines/124358/16 "2009-05-14T13:39:31Z")
“i dont drive a 240” b!tchesluvit