# "Best Post evaR" Hall of Fame - NYSPEED Edition
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [November 29, 2006, 8:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884 "2006-11-29T20:35:06Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2006, 8:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/1 "2006-11-29T20:35:06Z")
figured since we have the “homosexual undertones” thread is more or less the “hall of shame” for posts, might as well have a hall fo FAME
some past examples:
voted in by dex:
> [@Inn-Tune](#):
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> I’ve only jumped my current daily driver around 50 feet so far as I’m trying to go easy on it
Voted “best post by domestic owner evaR.” by Newman
> [@LetItRip](#):
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> I got so hyped up with like 8 hours of UFC I all most knocked my girlfriend out tryen to do a flying leg kick. She should be alright
Voted in by Newman
> [@ghettostyleTA](#):
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> ‘souped up’
> who wrote that entry, the 1950s
> was the Fonz rolling with you guys too
> EDIT: eyyyyyyyyy
and because its so wrong, last one is mine, because im so going to hell for it
Voted in by AlbinoMonkeyRat
> [@HotRodKid](#):
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> somebody change the chris reeves picture where hes sitting at the bottom of the steps to heaven … make it so dana reeves is pulling his wheelchair up the stairs backwards
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2006, 8:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/2 "2006-11-29T20:49:34Z")
In the “Sad but true” category I nominate:
> [@Minglor](#):
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> Hondas have no soul
> but European cars eat your money
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### Author:  [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2006, 9:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/3 "2006-11-29T21:17:31Z")
> [@wetwork](#):
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> a plane will fly if you have the threadmill moving in an opposite direction when you surpass the speed of the treadmill so that can work and happen i do not disagree with anyone there,.
> [@MikeRi24](#):
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> i roll up the window, take the Blazer around and partiall though the huge pile of tree stuff in the middle of the road, over a curb, over my neighbors lawn (which National Grid ripped the shit out if with thier truck to begin with), over my front lawn, and into my driveway. i got out, walked up my front steps, and looked back and saw the guy just glaring at me, so i flipped him off and walked inside. i have to leave to go back to school in about 20 minutes, and they’re still there, so i plan on leaving the same way
> [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](#):
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> **cum on my stomach FTW!!!**
Thread of the year.
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### Author:  [@SI01](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SI01)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2006, 9:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/4 "2006-11-29T21:22:04Z")
Mike’s that you already brought up (and that is in my sig) is the greatest evaR.
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### Author:  [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2006, 9:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/5 "2006-11-29T21:22:35Z")
> [@Locutus](#):
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> what it all comes down to it is you feel the need to tell the world about your conquests.
>
> your insecure.
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> you feel the need to tell everyone about your life for acceptance.
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> if you dont realize it now you will someday.
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> who actually gives a fuck how/who/how many/why you sleep with tons of girls. Does that tat actually mean somethign or is it there for attention? You say all your “firends” laugh at it and like it. so is that why your got it, so your friends can laugh with you??but in reality they are laughing at you.
:tup:
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### Author:  [@Studderin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Studderin)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2006, 10:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/6 "2006-11-29T22:43:22Z")
is "oneof27 ~“DNA” on this board :biglaugh:
> [@oneof27](#):
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> so sometimes I drink.
> I went out for happy hour with a couple car buddies tonight. well it was upposed to be happy hour but I showed up late beacuse i was given short notice and was still in my work clothes. so I stopped by the mall and bought a change of clothes to go out in and wore them out of the store.
> that took longer than I thougth because my ride blah blah blah.
> anyway, we get to the bar just as my other friends are getting ready to leave. they’ve been there for a good hour and a half. I talk them into staying for another drink since i went through the trouble to not look like ass.
> so 3 drinks later for them and I can’t recall how many for me(catch up) things get a little loud.
> the truth is, I’m a closet asshole.
>
> # beers and 5 rumplemints and rum runner later I elbow the guy next to me and he spills his drink. We’re sitting at the bar and it’s abit crowded. My friend was in the middle of telling me something serious about somehting serious so I didn’t catch on the guy had half a beer on him. I said I was sorry for nudging him and turned back around to hear more about my buddy’s shitstorm.
>
> Next thing I know( nhappened pretty fast) my buddy’s eyes get real wide and I feel this tug on my shoulder than pulls me around all the way and I see this other guy’s eyes. I know what’s coming so my right hand comes up(he’s on my left) and
> POW
> He’s off the stool.
> Sure enough. the dude’s a oopma loompa.
> I knocked out a midget.
> I don’t really know how to feel about the whole thing. I mean, this guy’s friends just busted out laughing. I bought him another beer while they put him back on the stool and we booked right on out.
> -dna
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### Author:  [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)
#### Post date: [November 30, 2006, 12:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/7 "2006-11-30T00:13:32Z")
to comment:
Originally Posted by Minglor
Hondas have no soul
but European cars eat your money
it was cheaper to rebuild my bmw inline 6 than it was for my honda 4 cyl vvteeekkk
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### Author:  [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)
#### Post date: [November 30, 2006, 5:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/8 "2006-11-30T05:03:29Z")
> [@Studderin](#):
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> is "oneof27 ~“DNA” on this board :biglaugh:
lol.
that was a fantastic post
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### Author:  [@Pauly](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pauly)
#### Post date: [November 30, 2006, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/9 "2006-11-30T09:43:08Z")
OMG the miget story is bring tears to my eyes, thats some funny shit lol
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [November 30, 2006, 10:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/10 "2006-11-30T10:25:29Z")
:lol: @ the midget story. That was awsome. Should have asked if he would take on a lion ;).
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### Author:  [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)
#### Post date: [November 30, 2006, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/11 "2006-11-30T12:39:33Z")
> [@Coldaccord](#):
>
> to comment:
>
> Originally Posted by Minglor
> Hondas have no soul
> but European cars eat your money
>
> it was cheaper to rebuild my bmw inline 6 than it was for my honda 4 cyl vvteeekkk
Cost of repairs /= soul.
Hondas are heartless.
Maybe it is the lack luster interior.
Or just the feeling I have driving a honda…
People on the road treat honda drivers different.
sidenote-
The motor in my honda cost me 100 dollars.
complete.
and it runs fucking flawlessly (thanks jdmsir)
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### Author:  [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)
#### Post date: [December 1, 2006, 8:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/12 "2006-12-01T08:01:36Z")
from the [Political Science, for Dummies](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?p=389964#post389964) thread
> [@BikerFry](#):
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> NYSPEED
>
> You have one cow
>
> Someone else has a cow that makes more milk
>
> You claim that over the winter you are going to feed your cow thousands of dollars worth of a blend of feed of your own design and in the spring your cow will produce the most milk of any cow in Buffalo
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> You do nothing
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> In the spring people ask about your cow
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> Not wanting to be embarassed, you milk your cow as hard as you can
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> Your cow dies. You blame the weather
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### Author:  [@Mr.Twinkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr.Twinkie)
#### Post date: [December 1, 2006, 8:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/13 "2006-12-01T08:09:47Z")
LOL some good shit there, the midget story was awesome :lol:
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### Author:  [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)
#### Post date: [December 1, 2006, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/14 "2006-12-01T08:55:21Z")
from the [Political Science, for Dummies](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?p=389964#post389964) thread
> [@Daddie](#):
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> Cuban Crisis
>
> You have no cows.
>
> You conjur up a cow in your head and boast to everyone on the internet how you have a cow, and when you milk it, money comes out of it’s ass.
>
> You buy another cow, saying that you will pay with the money that comes out of your conjoured cow’s ass, but you have to wait until the end of the month because “I don’t like to milk my (imaginary) cow too many times a month.” You don’t pay, and you run away with the other guy’s cow to another state.
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> You dress up your cow that you fled with as Supercow, and photoshop that cow getting saved by itself dressed up as Supercow from a villian cow, who is also, that same cow. That same cow makes a myspace page and begins to believe it is Supercow.
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> Meanwhile, the imaginary cow in your head is now complaining that you aren’t paying attention to it enough, so you upgrade the imaginary cow to a flying cow. You tell people all over the farm that you have a flying cow, and it really knows how to fly.
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> Then you change your story about your cow.
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> Using photoshop, you create a picture of your imaginary cow all dressed up and tell people that “it’s the model cow on all of the milk cartons”, but people all know, that cow is way too ugly to be a model cow.
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> The real cow you stole tries to sign onto NYSpeed, and gets banned repeatedly, even when you dress up your cow in different costumes.
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### Author:  [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)
#### Post date: [December 1, 2006, 2:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/15 "2006-12-01T14:56:32Z")
OT - I saw CubanCrisis in the walden galleria mall 2 weeks or so ago.
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### Author:  [@redrum](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/redrum)
#### Post date: [December 1, 2006, 3:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/16 "2006-12-01T15:37:21Z")
> [@bing](#):
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> i was a bellman at a hotel a few summers ago, then called the Day’s Inn overlooking the falls, now its the Oakes in, its right beside the new Casino.
>
> there was construction on various levels early in the season so many of the floors were shut down even though it might just have been for repainting in the hallways.
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> one week the top floor was shut down, and since we often had an hour or two with absolutely nothing to do i was chilling in room 1207 watching the falls and i called up the wifey, it was melissa than too.
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> i figured it’d be neat so i wacked off all over the room and left a mess in various places.
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> eventually i got fired because they found out, while on-duty, i stood at the top of the stairs on the observation level and peed all down the stairs… it went down several floors… it was hilarious.
>
> they didnt tell me they knew it was me but they did ask me to clean it up… so i took a dry mop with no bucket up there, wiped it all over the walls then took teh elevator down and put the mop on the foot of a tourist that was in teh elevator with me…
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> before exiting the elevator i wiped the mop all over the buttons… then i left nad never came back…
>
> well i came back once in the off season to set off bottle rockets in the front foyer, but since then i havent been back.
.
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2006, 9:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/17 "2006-12-05T21:06:05Z")
> [@Mrs. Karus](#):
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> i’ve never liked the older bmw’s though… i wouldn’t be caught driving one.
> [@LAFENGAS](#):
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> most guys wouldn’t get caught with you riding in one…
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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### Author:  [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2006, 9:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/18 "2006-12-05T21:42:51Z")
i nominate ALL of this thread:
[Plane on a Treadmill runway](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8656)
all of this thread:
[Plane on a Treadmill runway v2.0](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8684)
and all of this thread also:
[Janny hits a curb, and its the curbs fault for getting in the way](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8820)
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### Author:  [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2006, 9:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/19 "2006-12-05T21:56:06Z")
.
> [@kingsario](#):
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> i dont know what im looking at.
> [@HotRodKid](#):
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> sexual reassignment ?
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### Author:  [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2006, 9:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/20 "2006-12-05T21:57:08Z")
> [@HotRodKid](#):
>
> i nominate ALL of this thread:
> [Plane on a Treadmill runway](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8656)
>
> all of this thread:
> [Plane on a Treadmill runway v2.0](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8684)
> …
Me too.
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