# "Best Post evaR" Hall of Fame - NYSPEED Edition **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 29, 2006, 8:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884 "2006-11-29T20:35:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 10:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/21 "2006-12-05T22:00:48Z")
> [@HotRodKid](#): > > and all of this thread also: > [Janny hits a curb, and its the curbs fault for getting in the way](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8820) Meh, I think you guys blew that one out of proportion. The picture shows that it is quite obvious how many times that curb gets blasted. It is way longer than it needs to be and it makes you have to take a weird angle to get around it. If you really think that she was saying it was the “curbs fault for getting in the way”, then you are some sort of retarded. ---
**Author:** ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 10:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/22 "2006-12-05T22:02:26Z")
> [@Pass McGrass](#): > > Meh, I think you guys blew that one out of proportion. The picture shows that it is quite obvious how many times that curb gets blasted. It is way longer than it needs to be and it makes you have to take a weird angle to get around it. If you really think that she was saying it was the “curbs fault for getting in the way”, then you are some sort of retarded. +1 ---
**Author:** ![FBodyMadnezz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fbodymadnezz/32/7433_2.png) [@FBodyMadnezz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FBodyMadnezz)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 10:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/23 "2006-12-05T22:21:39Z")
> Originally Posted by **bing** > _i was a bellman at a hotel a few summers ago, then called the Day’s Inn overlooking the falls, now its the Oakes in, its right beside the new Casino._ _> there was construction on various levels early in the season so many of the floors were shut down even though it might just have been for repainting in the hallways._ _> one week the top floor was shut down, and since we often had an hour or two with absolutely nothing to do i was chilling in room 1207 watching the falls and i called up the wifey, it was melissa than too._ _> i figured it’d be neat so i wacked off all over the room and left a mess in various places._ _> eventually i got fired because they found out, while on-duty, i stood at the top of the stairs on the observation level and peed all down the stairs… it went down several floors… it was hilarious._ _> they didnt tell me they knew it was me but they did ask me to clean it up… so i took a dry mop with no bucket up there, wiped it all over the walls then took teh elevator down and put the mop on the foot of a tourist that was in teh elevator with me…_ _> before exiting the elevator i wiped the mop all over the buttons… then i left nad never came back…_ > _well i came back once in the off season to set off bottle rockets in the front foyer, but since then i havent been back._ :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 10:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/24 "2006-12-05T22:30:32Z")
> [@Pass McGrass](#): > > Meh, I think you guys blew that one out of proportion. The picture shows that it is quite obvious how many times that curb gets blasted. It is way longer than it needs to be and it makes you have to take a weird angle to get around it. If you really think that she was saying it was the “curbs fault for getting in the way”, then you are some sort of retarded. +2 Yeah the angles there are a bitch. ---
**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 1:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/25 "2006-12-06T01:24:18Z")
> [@sedlmeier101](#): > > Meh. Not taking anything away. > > but 2 years ago when I was flyin out to x-games… the airport in aspen just recived a snowstorm and the airport thought it was ok to land a fucking passanger plane. yeah. ok. > > We landed and slid sideways for a few hundred feet before sliding into grass and tipping up on the wing and then backdown on all wheels. > > It was great. People around me on the plane where crying/sign of the cross/praying ect. > > I was having a ball. > > nothing like gettin sidewayz at 300MPH. typical adreniline junkie ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 2:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/26 "2006-12-08T14:31:57Z")
From 93z24’s “dennys accident” thread, which ripped the lip off his front bumper > [@93z24](#): > > bite me > [@fairgentleman Z](#): > > I’d give you a kiss and bite your lip… > > …but you don’t have one. ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/27 "2006-12-10T12:53:35Z")
this is amazing > [@87FOXGT](#): > > fucking hall of fame post right there. > > i once was lost too. i drove stupid faggy cars, had no friends, had AIDS, couldnt bench press 100 lbs, AND i was failing miserably at school. > > THen i bought a siqqqq camaro, popped in a couple badass DISTURBED cds…next thing you know … BAM i have tons of awesome friends, AIDS got cured, bench press sykrocketed up to 383 lbs, and i still failed all my classes horribly but once word got around i drove a motherufkcing camaro, the teachers all gave me straight As. > > SO i think your choice is an easy one. Join us, or be faggy. Dont disappoint me. ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 3:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/28 "2006-12-10T15:14:13Z")
hahahaha Fucking awesome post. ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2007, 12:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/29 "2007-01-04T00:37:47Z")
🤣 > [@94wvwglxvr6](#): > > true story… > > ot, it goes like this > > i was drunk one night and needed cigaretes/morebeer/pringles and took a trip to the local 24 hour store. upon entering the store i noticed a large display of buffalo bills footballs. ron was behind the counter, as usual. i took a football and screamed heads up!!1 hurling the football at ron. he looked up, and caught the ball with ease. at that point he started yelling, but the yelling didnt stop me from emptying half of the display in his general direction. he went from catching the balls to swatting them away, and finally gave up and ducked behind the counter. i stopped thowing at that point, but he didnt stop yelling. i wandered around in my drunken stupor and gathered my items. > > ron continued to yell at me as i placed my items on the counter. i dont remember exactly what was said at this point but i am always very nice to the guy, never verbally insult him or anything… he told me to put my hand on the counter. i said why. he repeated PUT YOUR HAND ON THE COUNTER!!! i yelled back FINE! and placed my left hand, fingers extended, palm side down on the counter. he then placed a stapler (opened up, as if he were going to post something on a bulletin board) on the top of my hand. > > “no way are you really going to…” > > i was stopped mid-sentance by a scream and a shooting pain in my left hand. ron had actually done it!!! it all happened so fast, he didnt even have the mercy to just press it into my hand, he actually punched the stapler with all of his might!! > > i staggered back, amazed at what had just happened. i glanced at my wound, the staple was all the way in my hand! i moved my left index finger and half of it poped out. my friend had to pull the other side out, as i couldnt do it myself (i get a little squemish at times) > > i have a picture of my hand bleeding but for some reason my phone won’t upload pics at the moment. i’ll update when i can get it figured out. > > be careful of ron… he is a fiesty one… ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2007, 12:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/30 "2007-01-04T00:58:11Z")
that’s a good one. ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2007, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/31 "2007-01-04T14:06:54Z")
from the "NYSpeed @ Winged Warrior Performance Challenge " thread > [@Rx3](#): > > ONE!!! ONE SCHEDULING CONFLICT! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! > > Stop being a bitch Kyle. :tdown: ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2007, 2:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/32 "2007-01-04T14:08:00Z")
Thats not funny ---
**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2007, 2:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/33 "2007-01-04T14:10:24Z")
I don’t get it? ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 11:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/34 "2007-02-18T23:38:01Z")
[quote=“cbass,post:22,topic:24748"”] That’s like asking if A\*man stopped lying about everything. [/quote] lol ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2007, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/35 "2007-02-24T19:03:48Z")
god i cant believe i posted about that hotel room… what i forgot to add was that i actually helped some people with their bags into room 1207 that day and got a $7 tip… siiiic ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 2:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/36 "2007-03-15T14:34:31Z")
when talking about sex positions and such, this was directed at Lafengas. [quote=“Freek”"] but do girls get weirded out when you pull out and then put on your carbon fiber condom and take twenty thousand pictures of you doing it? hrmmm [/quote] fuckin great. lol ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 3:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/37 "2007-03-22T03:26:22Z")
bump for the recent stuff ---
**Author:** ![Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 6:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/38 "2007-03-22T06:08:33Z")
[http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27462](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27462) :tup: ---
**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 6:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/39 "2007-03-22T06:27:14Z")
i dont’ know how i missed the political science thread. i bowdown to both howie and bikerfry. :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884/40 "2007-04-04T10:47:25Z")
[quote=“RobHimself,post:210,topic:26916"”] [quote=Tunerfreak;504124]when did all these girls join? [/quote] When they needed their oil changed 😃 [/quote] :lol: 🤣 :biglol: [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-post-evar-hall-of-fame-nyspeed-edition/20884.md?page=3)