# Best Spam Ever?

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-spam-ever/161634>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 18, 2010, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-spam-ever/161634 "2010-10-18T11:07:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-spam-ever/161634/1 "2010-10-18T11:07:03Z")

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I recieved an email asking if my s10 roller was still forsale. It was in English, not jibberish, and seemed legit, so I responded with “yessir” only to recieve this email the following morning.

> Great, would you be willing to trade the truck for a singing dancing bear that I have?

> He’s a real bear no joke, I picked him up from the circus when I used to work there.

> He can also ride a unicycle and play a drum.

> He’s really nice, his name is Bubbles, and he’s also really good with kids so you could take him to birthday parties and make some money.

> I just can’t keep the him anymore, because I’m moving into a apartment and the landlord won’t let me keep the him.

> So does that sound like it would be a good trade? Cause I really like that truck.

[andyc53@yahoo.com](mailto:andyc53@yahoo.com) is the email address that it came from.

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-spam-ever/161634/2 "2010-10-18T11:07:38Z")

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[www.dontevenreply.com](http://www.dontevenreply.com) ?

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-spam-ever/161634/3 "2010-10-18T11:08:32Z")

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> [@Joe](#):
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> [www.dontevenreply.com](http://www.dontevenreply.com) ?

first thing I thought of

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**Author:** ![upstateclipse](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/upstateclipse/32/7348_2.png) [@upstateclipse](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/upstateclipse)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 11:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-spam-ever/161634/4 "2010-10-18T11:10:11Z")

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Fuck spam, thats an awesome trade. I would totally pull the trigger

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-spam-ever/161634/5 "2010-10-18T11:35:39Z")

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definitely egg the person on

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-spam-ever/161634/6 "2010-10-18T11:55:43Z")

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It’s pretty good, but the spam I got where it was an assassin saying he was hired by someone I don’t know to kill me but would allow me to pay him not to do the job was better.

> **[FBI warns of assassin spam scam twist](http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/01/15/assassin_scam_twist/)**
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> Probe fairytale targets gullible

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**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-spam-ever/161634/7 "2010-10-18T13:06:28Z")

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haha.
