# Better than FML

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/better-than-fml/243828>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [April 28, 2009, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/better-than-fml/243828 "2009-04-28T09:41:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/better-than-fml/243828/1 "2009-04-28T09:41:45Z")

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[http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/](http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/)

(310): I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.:rofl

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/better-than-fml/243828/2 "2009-04-28T10:06:19Z")

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(805): Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?  
(1-805): Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/better-than-fml/243828/3 "2009-04-28T10:08:04Z")

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Yeah I saw this site last week when someone posted it on another forum.  
There’s def. some good ones

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**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/better-than-fml/243828/4 "2009-04-28T10:11:38Z")

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Hahaha omg I am in tears right now…awesome find. +rep

(914): saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won’t be a whore this weekend

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/better-than-fml/243828/5 "2009-04-28T10:33:34Z")

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Fucking epic :rofl

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/better-than-fml/243828/6 "2009-04-28T11:48:36Z")

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Lawl