# \*Beware\* Keep the hoes in check **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 28, 2011, 6:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware-keep-the-hoes-in-check/261499 "2011-11-28T06:26:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JVG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jvg/32/6348_2.png) [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 6:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware-keep-the-hoes-in-check/261499/1 "2011-11-28T06:26:26Z")
> **[Man Says Ex-Girlfriend Stole His Sperm to Create Kids](http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/11/27/man-says-ex-girlfriend-stole-his-sperm-to-create-kids.html)** > > A New York man was stunned to find out that his four-year-old twins were not an accidental pregnancy after all -- but that his desperate girlfriend secretly stashed away his sperm and used it for an in-vitro procedure, he charges in a lawsuit. that’s incredibly fucked up. :dunno ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 6:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware-keep-the-hoes-in-check/261499/2 "2011-11-28T06:30:25Z")
Haha that’s crazy. One of my old coworkers was going with a bat shit crazy chick and was afraid of just this scenario. He was even putting up condoms to a light to make sure she didn’t poke pin holes in them :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Skidplate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skidplate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skidplate)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 6:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware-keep-the-hoes-in-check/261499/3 "2011-11-28T06:32:21Z")
i dont even…i cant even explain how weirded out i am by this. ---
**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware-keep-the-hoes-in-check/261499/4 "2011-11-28T06:44:54Z")
> [@Anyone have any vids of my past cars?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-have-any-vids-of-my-past-cars/46823/6): > > Haha that’s crazy. > > One of my old coworkers was going with a bat shit crazy chick and was afraid of just this scenario. He was even putting up condoms to a light to make sure she didn’t poke pin holes in them :rofl If he was that worried, he should have left that bitch a long time ago. Plenty of pussy out there. ---
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware-keep-the-hoes-in-check/261499/5 "2011-11-28T07:57:02Z")
This is actually very common and the very reason i put my condoms in my pocket after im done fucking a girl at there house… Gross yes and the girls always think so too but alot better then having a kid and having to pay mass child support… ---
**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 8:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware-keep-the-hoes-in-check/261499/6 "2011-11-28T08:16:22Z")
> [@risk + simcity with a pinch of civilization for good measure](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/risk-simcity-with-a-pinch-of-civilization-for-good-measure/46848/52): > > This is actually very common and the very reason i put my condoms in my pocket after im done fucking a girl at there house… Gross yes and the girls always think so too but alot better then having a kid and having to pay mass child support… Did you ever think to flush it down a toilet? ---
**Author:** ![Yetti\_VR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yetti_vr/32/6357_2.png) [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware-keep-the-hoes-in-check/261499/7 "2011-11-28T08:44:58Z")
Crazy bitches are crazy ---
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware-keep-the-hoes-in-check/261499/8 "2011-11-28T09:09:12Z")
> [@Picked up a 99 1.8T 5spd Avant for the wifey today..](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/picked-up-a-99-1-8t-5spd-avant-for-the-wifey-today/44632/74): > > Did you ever think to flush it down a toilet? sometimes I did, but other times I just tried to quickly put it in my pocket before they offered to throw it in the trash or something where they could get it later. ---
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 9:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware-keep-the-hoes-in-check/261499/9 "2011-11-28T09:11:16Z")
once I was banging this chick without a condom bc I was horny as fuck and didnt have one, but knew the girl at least and I told her I was about to cum and pulled out… Swear to god this is a true story, bitch grabbed my dick and screamed “noo!” and put it back in as I was cumming… Needless to say, that was the first female I’ve ever put my hands on… I slapped that bitch, I dont give a FUCK! ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware-keep-the-hoes-in-check/261499/10 "2011-11-28T09:54:19Z")
> [@risk + simcity with a pinch of civilization for good measure](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/risk-simcity-with-a-pinch-of-civilization-for-good-measure/46848/52): > > This is actually very common and the very reason i put my condoms in my pocket after im done fucking a girl at there house… Gross yes and the girls always think so too but alot better then having a kid and having to pay mass child support… -Dave why are you putting that rubber in your pocket? -Bitch, so you dont try the turkey baster BULLSHIT with my lil men, casue you look like a crazy hoe that would try that! -So are we on for dinner tomorrow night Dave? -Yes snookums, see ya at 6. :rofl ---
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 9:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware-keep-the-hoes-in-check/261499/11 "2011-11-28T09:58:44Z")
lolol ---
**Author:** ![1SLOWCAM](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1slowcam/32/6734_2.png) [@1SLOWCAM](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1SLOWCAM)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware-keep-the-hoes-in-check/261499/12 "2011-11-28T10:26:07Z")
this is why i always dipose of the condom aswell ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware-keep-the-hoes-in-check/261499/13 "2011-11-28T10:32:03Z")
> [@risk + simcity with a pinch of civilization for good measure](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/risk-simcity-with-a-pinch-of-civilization-for-good-measure/46848/52): > > This is actually very common and the very reason i put my condoms in my pocket after im done fucking a girl at there house… Gross yes and the girls always think so too but alot better then having a kid and having to pay mass child support… :lol ---
**Author:** ![toomanycamaros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@toomanycamaros](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/toomanycamaros)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware-keep-the-hoes-in-check/261499/14 "2011-11-29T09:51:50Z")
reading this thread just made my day(the responses not the crazy bitch shit). ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 4:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware-keep-the-hoes-in-check/261499/15 "2011-11-29T16:13:34Z")
you can never be too safe, i agree with dave, sometimes you gotta shove them a breakfast in bed pill down their throat ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 9:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware-keep-the-hoes-in-check/261499/16 "2011-11-29T21:52:31Z")
Yeah. I don’t trust any chicks at all. I stopped fucking my ex because she refused to get on the pill or anything like it. Made her just suck my dick for months because I didn’t trust the rubbers on their own. She got pretty good at giving head though, so it really wasn’t an issue. Stuck it in her ass a few times too. So there’s that. ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 5:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware-keep-the-hoes-in-check/261499/17 "2011-11-30T05:11:49Z")
:rofl