# \*Beware\* Keep the hoes in check

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**Created:** [November 28, 2011, 6:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware-keep-the-hoes-in-check/261499 "2011-11-28T06:26:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware-keep-the-hoes-in-check/261499/10 "2011-11-28T09:54:19Z")

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> [@risk + simcity with a pinch of civilization for good measure](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/risk-simcity-with-a-pinch-of-civilization-for-good-measure/46848/52):
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> This is actually very common and the very reason i put my condoms in my pocket after im done fucking a girl at there house… Gross yes and the girls always think so too but alot better then having a kid and having to pay mass child support…

-Dave why are you putting that rubber in your pocket?  
-Bitch, so you dont try the turkey baster BULLSHIT with my lil men, casue you look like a crazy hoe that would try that!  
-So are we on for dinner tomorrow night Dave?  
-Yes snookums, see ya at 6.

:rofl

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