# BEWARE...... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 9, 2007, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012 "2007-05-09T07:53:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tunerfreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tunerfreak/32/7427_2.png) [@Tunerfreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tunerfreak)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/1 "2007-05-09T07:53:43Z")
the Jehovah witnesses are on the loose today one just knocked at my door a little while ago ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 7:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/2 "2007-05-09T07:54:53Z")
they came to my house last week, and i told them that God doesn’t exist and shut my door… ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/3 "2007-05-09T07:55:51Z")
yes! free books to give to other people for christmas ---
**Author:** ![RedDawg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@RedDawg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedDawg)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/4 "2007-05-09T07:58:17Z")
welcome them into your fully nudist home ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/5 "2007-05-09T07:58:22Z")
I pretended I was deaf once, I really cannot sign well anymore, so I was winging it. They got frustrated and left. ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 7:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/6 "2007-05-09T07:59:53Z")
Once i was out washing my car when 2 of their females came around. It was a dirty trick cause one of them was kind of cute. The church of scientology uses the vagina as a recruitment tool as well at their building downtown. ---
**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 8:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/7 "2007-05-09T08:01:32Z")
[quote=“RobHimself,post:6,topic:29012"”] Once i was out washing my car when 2 of their females came around. It was a dirty trick cause one of them was kind of cute. The church of scientology uses the vagina as a recruitment tool as well at their building downtown. [/quote] yes sex sells even the church knows that. ---
**Author:** ![myHonda1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/myhonda1/32/4960_2.png) [@myHonda1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/myHonda1)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 8:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/8 "2007-05-09T08:01:51Z")
they came to my girl’s house on saturday. fuckin douchecocks they are! ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 8:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/9 "2007-05-09T08:03:02Z")
My fiance’s father was a biology professor. He kept a pile of pamphlettes on evolution by the door and told them that he would read their material if they would read his. :headbang: ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/10 "2007-05-09T08:04:20Z")
[quote=“RobHimself,post:6,topic:29012"”] Once i was out washing my car when 2 of their females came around. It was a dirty trick cause one of them was kind of cute. The church of scientology uses the vagina as a recruitment tool as well at their building downtown. [/quote] It’s true and a shame too. Those nutty girls would have been tomcats in the sack. But with them now, it’s not even worth the efforts. ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/11 "2007-05-09T08:20:58Z")
[quote=“Mrs. Karus,post:3,topic:29012"”] yes! free books to give to other people for christmas [/quote] dont even think about it ---
**Author:** ![twiztidcivic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twiztidcivic/32/5040_2.png) [@twiztidcivic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/twiztidcivic)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/12 "2007-05-09T08:40:03Z")
i just open the door and say no. then shut it with no remorse ---
**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/13 "2007-05-09T08:40:59Z")
[quote=“twiztidcivic,post:12,topic:29012"”] i just open the door and say no. then shut it with no remorse [/quote] Did the show up 4 deep in a yellow EVO? LOL ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 8:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/14 "2007-05-09T08:59:17Z")
[quote=“BikerFry,post:9,topic:29012"”] My fiance’s father was a biology professor. He kept a pile of pamphlettes on evolution by the door and told them that he would read their material if they would read his. :headbang: [/quote] well played edit: i’m usually polite to them and say while i appreciate their efforts i’m just not interested~ or something similar. i don’t see the point in being rude :shrug: ---
**Author:** ![Schema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/779978/32.png) [@Schema](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Schema)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/15 "2007-05-09T09:07:34Z")
Repeating " I don’t believe in a god" has worked well for me. Say it nice, and say it over again. Works good when you don’t try to bullshit. Those fuckers are ruthless. ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/16 "2007-05-09T09:09:32Z")
its actually funny when they come on my street… the neighbors will call eachother to warn of them and everyones door will eventually shut and close. they have a church right at the corner of my street so its hard to avoid them all together. ---
**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 9:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/17 "2007-05-09T09:10:05Z")
When i was like 16, I answered the door in my underwear. As they were talking, my g/f at the time came out of my room wearing one of my dress shirts, and nothing else. I told them to get bent… ---
**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/18 "2007-05-09T09:13:37Z")
^hahahahahahhaha carl you rock ---
**Author:** ![dreid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dreid/32/7388_2.png) [@dreid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dreid)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 9:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/19 "2007-05-09T09:15:05Z")
they had some cute(im not r kelly) little girl like 8 or 9 years old come up to my door 1 time. it was hard for me to slam the door in her face. The other 2 older ladies stood behind her smiling. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/20 "2007-05-09T09:26:58Z")
i know a few personally, they are alright people, just wacked out religious beliefs [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012.md?page=2)