# BEWARE......
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [May 9, 2007, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012 "2007-05-09T07:53:43Z")
**Posts on this page:** 14
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@SI01](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SI01)
#### Post date: [May 9, 2007, 8:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/41 "2007-05-09T20:58:59Z")
[quote=“Dex,post:39,topic:29012"”]
according to the one guy.
him: _knock knock_
them: thanks, but we already have a religion.
him: uhh…i’m here to fix your computer.
them: oh…we thought you were here to convert us.
him: do they normally come in a VW beetle that says Geek Squad on it?
them: come on in.
[/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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### Author:  [@Tunerfreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tunerfreak)
#### Post date: [May 10, 2007, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/42 "2007-05-10T07:18:29Z")
lol
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### Author:  [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)
#### Post date: [May 10, 2007, 7:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/43 "2007-05-10T07:24:22Z")
[quote=“Dex,post:39,topic:29012"”]
according to the one guy.
him: _knock knock_
them: thanks, but we already have a religion.
him: uhh…i’m here to fix your computer.
them: oh…we thought you were here to convert us.
him: do they normally come in a VW beetle that says Geek Squad on it?
them: come on in.
[/quote]
LOLS…thats great
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [May 10, 2007, 7:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/44 "2007-05-10T07:37:50Z")
I’ve never been visited by one in my adult life. I can only remember one time when I was a kid when they came. I was like 4 and my mom made a game out of it. We shut the curtains and turned off the lights and pretended we were hiding from bad guys. At least I think it was a game…
I almost want them to come visit me. I feel like they’d be fun to fuck with.
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### Author:  [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [May 10, 2007, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/45 "2007-05-10T08:04:47Z")
I’m disappointed, they came to my house last night when I was getting a mother’s day card. I was going to prove once and for all that jesus cannot make you run faster than a pissed off German Shepherd. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [May 10, 2007, 8:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/46 "2007-05-10T08:22:42Z")
:lol: :headbang:
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### Author:  [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)
#### Post date: [May 10, 2007, 9:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/47 "2007-05-10T09:45:02Z")
🙂
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### Author:  [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2007, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/48 "2007-06-05T10:49:53Z")
Bump, hot scientologist chicks are handing out cards on franklyn right now. I barely got away.
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### Author:  [@speedped79](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/speedped79)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2007, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/49 "2007-06-05T11:04:12Z")
[quote=“RobHimself,post:48,topic:29012"”]
Bump, hot scientologist chicks are handing out cards on franklyn right now. I barely got away.
[/quote]
pics of said hot scientologist chick?
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### Author:  [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2007, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/50 "2007-06-05T11:07:20Z")
Sorry no, but that is their summer move.
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2007, 2:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/51 "2007-06-05T14:03:35Z")
just walk out naked with your cock in hand and be like “this better be important I got 10 mins before my gf gets home”
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### Author:  [@TurdBlown\_Teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurdBlown_Teg)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2007, 3:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/52 "2007-06-05T15:59:53Z")
[quote=“JEG,post:51,topic:29012"”]
just walk out naked with your cock in hand and be like “this better be important I got 10 mins before my gf gets home”
[/quote]
did you take your meds today or even look at the first page
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### Author:  [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2007, 4:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/53 "2007-06-05T16:08:55Z")
pics or it never happened!
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### Author:  [@airhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/airhead)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2007, 7:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beware/29012/54 "2007-06-05T19:56:13Z")
[http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/dal/330728336.html](http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/dal/330728336.html)
LOL.
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