# Beyonce - “If I Were A Boy”

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**Created:** [November 17, 2008, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beyonce-if-i-were-a-boy/58296 "2008-11-17T10:46:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beyonce-if-i-were-a-boy/58296/1 "2008-11-17T10:46:34Z")

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Shut up.

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beyonce-if-i-were-a-boy/58296/2 "2008-11-17T10:47:04Z")

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:lol: 👏

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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beyonce-if-i-were-a-boy/58296/3 "2008-11-17T10:47:27Z")

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lol you forgot “bitch”

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beyonce-if-i-were-a-boy/58296/4 "2008-11-17T10:48:01Z")

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If I were a boy  
Even just for a day  
I’d roll outta bed in the morning  
And throw on what I wanted then go  
Drink beer with the guys  
And chase after girls  
I’d kick it with who I wated  
And I’d never get confronted for it.  
Cause they’d stick up for me.

[Chorus]  
If I were a boy  
I think I could understand  
How it feels to love a girl  
I swear I’d be a better man.  
I’d listen to her  
Cause I know how it hurts  
When you lose the one you wanted  
Cause he’s taken you for granted  
And everything you had got destroyed

If I were a boy  
I could turn off my phone  
Tell evveryone it’s broken  
So they’d think that I was sleepin’ alone  
I’d put myself first  
And make the rules as I go  
Cause I know that she’d be faithful  
Waitin’ for me to come home (to come home)

(Chorus)

It’s a little too late for you to come back  
Say its just a mistake  
Think I’d forgive you like that  
If you thought I would wait for you  
You thought wrong

(Chorus)

But you’re just a boy  
You don’t understand  
Yeah you don’t understand  
How it feels to love a girl someday  
You wish you were a better man  
You don’t listen to her  
You don’t care how it hurts  
Until you lose the one you wanted  
Cause you’ve taken her for granted  
And everything you have got destroyed  
But you’re just a boy

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beyonce-if-i-were-a-boy/58296/5 "2008-11-17T10:48:02Z")

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I actually had:

“shut up, whore.”

but i thought shut up was better.

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**Author:** ![BREETIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breetime/32/5214_2.png) [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beyonce-if-i-were-a-boy/58296/6 "2008-11-17T10:48:02Z")

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ahahha

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**Author:** ![eclipsed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbce88/32.png) [@eclipsed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eclipsed)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beyonce-if-i-were-a-boy/58296/7 "2008-11-17T10:48:15Z")

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lol

i am such an old fart, i dont even know what this song is.

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**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beyonce-if-i-were-a-boy/58296/8 "2008-11-17T10:48:39Z")

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Omg… and how this shit keeps selling:cky:

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**Author:** ![Jared](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jared/32/4976_2.png) [@Jared](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jared)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beyonce-if-i-were-a-boy/58296/9 "2008-11-17T10:50:31Z")

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such a fat bitch…

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**Author:** ![BREETIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breetime/32/5214_2.png) [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beyonce-if-i-were-a-boy/58296/10 "2008-11-17T10:50:43Z")

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> [@eclipsed](#):
>
> lol
> 
> i am such an old fart, i dont even know what this song is.

consider yourself lucky

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**Author:** ![93dx\_hatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90ced4/32.png) [@93dx\_hatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/93dx_hatch)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beyonce-if-i-were-a-boy/58296/11 "2008-11-17T10:52:49Z")

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great song

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**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beyonce-if-i-were-a-boy/58296/12 "2008-11-17T10:56:28Z")

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> [@SkunkApe](#):
>
> If I were a boy  
> Even just for a day  
> I’d roll outta bed in the morning  
> And throw on what I wanted then go  
> Drink beer with the guys  
> And chase after girls  
> I’d kick it with who I wated  
> And I’d never get confronted for it.  
> Cause they’d stick up for me.
> 
> [Chorus]  
> If I were a boy  
> I think I could understand  
> How it feels to love a girl  
> I swear I’d be a better man.  
> I’d listen to her  
> Cause I know how it hurts  
> When you lose the one you wanted  
> Cause he’s taken you for granted  
> And everything you had got destroyed
> 
> If I were a boy  
> I could turn off my phone  
> Tell evveryone it’s broken  
> So they’d think that I was sleepin’ alone  
> I’d put myself first  
> And make the rules as I go  
> Cause I know that she’d be faithful  
> Waitin’ for me to come home (to come home)
> 
> (Chorus)
> 
> It’s a little too late for you to come back  
> Say its just a mistake  
> Think I’d forgive you like that  
> If you thought I would wait for you  
> You thought wrong
> 
> (Chorus)
> 
> But you’re just a boy  
> You don’t understand  
> Yeah you don’t understand  
> How it feels to love a girl someday  
> You wish you were a better man  
> You don’t listen to her  
> You don’t care how it hurts  
> Until you lose the one you wanted  
> Cause you’ve taken her for granted  
> And everything you have got destroyed  
> But you’re just a boy

such a good song i had to hear it once more

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7x-UXjZpRM)

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**Author:** ![turbo\_dreams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cc9497/32.png) [@turbo\_dreams](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_dreams)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beyonce-if-i-were-a-boy/58296/13 "2008-11-17T11:02:03Z")

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i can’t stand this song. and what makes is worse is that the radio plays things over and over. this is the reason why i don’t listen to the radio anymore except when i am in work cars. other than that, i just throw my ipod on shuffle and enjoy.

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**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beyonce-if-i-were-a-boy/58296/14 "2008-11-17T11:06:33Z")

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i am… sasha fierce bitches

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**Author:** ![fourseasonsandles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/90ced4/32.png) [@fourseasonsandles](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fourseasonsandles)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beyonce-if-i-were-a-boy/58296/15 "2008-11-17T11:06:49Z")

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I hate this song with passion. I like to add “If I were a boy… I wouldnt have writtin a fucking song about”

Most of beyonce’s songs are annoying as well.

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beyonce-if-i-were-a-boy/58296/16 "2008-11-17T11:08:56Z")

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never heard this song. i clicked that link and turned it off at 1:16. i couldnt do it anymore

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**Author:** ![Adictd2b00st](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/adictd2b00st/32/7625_2.png) [@Adictd2b00st](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Adictd2b00st)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 11:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beyonce-if-i-were-a-boy/58296/17 "2008-11-17T11:10:39Z")

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🤣 glad i don’t have to hear this crap

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beyonce-if-i-were-a-boy/58296/18 "2008-11-17T11:13:55Z")

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doesnt she sing another one about a ring on her finger or some shit?? i’d like to kick her right in her fat ass

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beyonce-if-i-were-a-boy/58296/19 "2008-11-17T11:14:40Z")

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> [@SkunkApe](#):
>
> **If I were a boy**  
> **Even just for a day**  
> **I’d roll outta bed in the morning**  
> **And throw on what I wanted then go**  
> **Drink beer with the guys**  
> **And chase after girls**  
> **I’d kick it with who I wated**  
> **And I’d never get confronted for it.**  
> **Cause they’d stick up for me.**  
>    
> **[Chorus]**  
> **If I were a boy**  
> **I think I could understand**  
> **How it feels to love a girl**  
> **I swear I’d be a better man.**  
> **I’d listen to her**  
> **Cause I know how it hurts**  
> **When you lose the one you wanted**  
> **Cause he’s taken you for granted**  
> **And everything you had got destroyed**  
>    
> **If I were a boy**  
> **I could turn off my phone**  
> **Tell evveryone it’s broken**  
> **So they’d think that I was sleepin’ alone**  
> **I’d put myself first**  
> **And make the rules as I go**  
> **Cause I know that she’d be faithful**  
> **Waitin’ for me to come home (to come home)**  
>    
> **(Chorus)**  
>    
> **It’s a little too late for you to come back**  
> **Say its just a mistake**  
> **Think I’d forgive you like that**  
> **If you thought I would wait for you**  
> **You thought wrong**  
>    
> **(Chorus)**  
>    
> **But you’re just a boy**  
> **You don’t understand**  
> **Yeah you don’t understand**  
> **How it feels to love a girl someday**  
> **You wish you were a better man**  
> **You don’t listen to her**  
> **You don’t care how it hurts**  
> **Until you lose the one you wanted**  
> **Cause you’ve taken her for granted**  
> **And everything you have got destroyed**  
> **But you’re just a boy**

fixed for the true target demographic effect.

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**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beyonce-if-i-were-a-boy/58296/20 "2008-11-17T11:19:01Z")

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🤣

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