# Bible Thumper \> Xbox 360 **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 5, 2005, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bible-thumper-xbox-360/5300 "2005-12-05T11:42:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bible-thumper-xbox-360/5300/1 "2005-12-05T11:42:27Z")
[http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1205/xbox360.html](http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1205/xbox360.html) šŸ¤£ x 13526246734573245623523 ---
**Author:** ![RedDawg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@RedDawg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedDawg)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bible-thumper-xbox-360/5300/2 "2005-12-05T11:53:10Z")
LOL wtf! > Can the Xbox 360 watch you masturbate? Iā€™m sure it will help millions of youngsters shim-sham their tallywhackers because it delightfully accepts dirty videos! But it isnā€™t going to sit there out of concern while it watches you commit the sin of personal abuse, and it isnā€™t going to cry tears of love and forgiveness as you get up to find a paper towel afterwards! perverted jesus ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bible-thumper-xbox-360/5300/3 "2005-12-05T11:53:40Z")
Iā€™m very confused by this article. Its obviously fake, but its still indicative of the way ā€œsavedā€ people think. They think that just because they have ā€œlet God into their heartsā€ that they can do no wrong. I dated a girl like this. She preached to me and said that I had to let God in my heart by asking him to come in, then I would be saved and I would be assured that I was going to heaven. Her father was the same way but he also stole cable, downloaded software illegally, would skip out on work to play videogames, got a BJ from a girlfriend in front of his daughter, and to top it off, the girl i was dating cheated on me. Crazy. ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bible-thumper-xbox-360/5300/4 "2005-12-05T11:54:25Z")
Landoverbaptist is my favorite!. and [www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/](http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/) ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bible-thumper-xbox-360/5300/5 "2005-12-05T12:01:35Z")
> [@JaysGreenLX](#): > > got a BJ from a girlfriend in front of his daughter hey jen, come check this out!!! uh, WTF\> ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bible-thumper-xbox-360/5300/6 "2005-12-05T12:03:32Z")
> [@newman](#): > > hey jen, come check this out!!! > > uh, WTF\> Well it was accidental of course. But when you have a young daughter in the other room you gotta know sheā€™s asleep before you drop your pants. Oh I have plenty more stories where that came from. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bible-thumper-xbox-360/5300/7 "2005-12-05T12:05:08Z")
> [@JaysGreenLX](#): > > Iā€™m very confused by this article. Its obviously fake, but its still indicative of the way ā€œsavedā€ people think. They think that just because they have ā€œlet God into their heartsā€ that they can do no wrong. > > I dated a girl like this. She preached to me and said that I had to let God in my heart by asking him to come in, then I would be saved and I would be assured that I was going to heaven. Her father was the same way but he also stole cable, downloaded software illegally, would skip out on work to play videogames, got a BJ from a girlfriend in front of his daughter, and to top it off, the girl i was dating cheated on me. Crazy. perfect example of why religions & cults are the same fucking bag of tools and a waste of breath. ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bible-thumper-xbox-360/5300/8 "2005-12-05T12:07:25Z")
> [@Nikuk](#): > > perfect example of why religions & cults are the same fucking bag of tools and a waste of breath. Word. I still believe in God, but I certainly donā€™t think I need to go to church and pay money to prove it. \<-----grew up in a strict Catholic family ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bible-thumper-xbox-360/5300/9 "2005-12-05T12:14:29Z")
Jay this thread can go real far, real fast. So Iā€™m just gonna say :tspry: and /nick ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bible-thumper-xbox-360/5300/10 "2005-12-05T12:21:38Z")
> [@Nikuk](#): > > Jay this thread can go real far, real fast. So Iā€™m just gonna say :tspry: and /nick Yeah I feel it. Iā€™m going to quit right now. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 12:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bible-thumper-xbox-360/5300/11 "2005-12-05T12:24:55Z")
> [@JaysGreenLX](#): > > Yeah I feel it. Iā€™m going to quit right now. can i get her email addy? ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bible-thumper-xbox-360/5300/12 "2005-12-05T12:26:29Z")
> [@newman](#): > > can i get her email addy? haha 5 years ago = :shrug: ---
**Author:** ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bible-thumper-xbox-360/5300/13 "2005-12-05T12:34:57Z")
> [@JaysGreenLX](#): > > Word. I still believe in God, but I certainly donā€™t think I need to go to church and pay money to prove it. > > \<-----grew up in a strict Catholic family :word: Funny article though, even tho its fake šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bible-thumper-xbox-360/5300/14 "2005-12-05T12:46:25Z")
thats not fairā€¦ can jesus 1. play backups? 2. emulate snes (and most other game systems)? 3. play mp3ā€™s? i didnt think so that makes my xbox is way cooler. this would mean that the 360 is responsible for creation. ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bible-thumper-xbox-360/5300/15 "2005-12-05T12:51:48Z")
> [@Zer0DazE](#): > > thats not fairā€¦ > > can jesus > > 1. play backups? > 2. emulate snes (and most other game systems)? > 3. play mp3ā€™s? > > i didnt think so > that makes my xbox is way cooler. this would mean that the 360 is responsible for creation. Going further with your theory, we can therefor say that you indeed invented man, right? :hay: ---
**Author:** ![Diesel](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/diesel/32/7313_2.png) [@Diesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Diesel)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bible-thumper-xbox-360/5300/16 "2005-12-05T12:59:10Z")
Iā€™m gonna smash all of your XBox360ā€™s into walls. Sinners! ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bible-thumper-xbox-360/5300/17 "2005-12-05T13:02:37Z")
jesus is pissed cause he got his shit pushed in on tekken quit being the tree assclown ---
**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bible-thumper-xbox-360/5300/18 "2005-12-05T13:38:02Z")
> [@ghettostyleTA](#): > > jesus is pissed cause he got his shit pushed in on tekken > > quit being the tree assclown heā€™s pissed because he had to pay 1500 for a 360 on ebay ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bible-thumper-xbox-360/5300/19 "2005-12-05T13:40:00Z")
> [@Zer0DazE](#): > > heā€™s pissed because the 360 sold for more then he did on ebay fixed ---
**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bible-thumper-xbox-360/5300/20 "2005-12-05T13:41:59Z")
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