# Bidet: Yea or Nay **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 23, 2009, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bidet-yea-or-nay/66648 "2009-04-23T08:51:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bidet-yea-or-nay/66648/1 "2009-04-23T08:51:12Z")
![http://vbhat.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/bidet.jpg](http://vbhat.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/bidet.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bidet-yea-or-nay/66648/2 "2009-04-23T08:53:05Z")
These things aqre always a pleasant surprise when my hotel rooms have them. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bidet-yea-or-nay/66648/3 "2009-04-23T08:53:32Z")
Had one in spain, never tried it. ---
**Author:** ![fiend540](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bcef8e/32.png) [@fiend540](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fiend540)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bidet-yea-or-nay/66648/4 "2009-04-23T08:54:37Z")
Meh a wet ass sucks ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bidet-yea-or-nay/66648/5 "2009-04-23T08:54:41Z")
Nay. That’s a fucking sink for midgets. why the hell would you want to have a drain stopper in your bidet?! ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bidet-yea-or-nay/66648/6 "2009-04-23T08:55:37Z")
Personally, I don’t see why they aren’t more common. I hate feeling like I have to shower after a particularly heinous shit because using toilet paper feels like I’m spreading peanut butter around on a shag carpet. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bidet-yea-or-nay/66648/7 "2009-04-23T08:58:09Z")
You passed on the opportunity to rhyme heinous with anus…ballsy. ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bidet-yea-or-nay/66648/8 "2009-04-23T09:04:23Z")
I would fancy a stream of water shooting up my asscrack… NOT. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 9:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bidet-yea-or-nay/66648/9 "2009-04-23T09:05:57Z")
![http://www.sci-stor.com/store/files/product_images/t_16611.jpg](http://www.sci-stor.com/store/files/product_images/t_16611.jpg) GF uses them. They are great for those mudbutt days :tup: ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bidet-yea-or-nay/66648/10 "2009-04-23T09:06:12Z")
> [@Motocrossx23](#): > > I would fancy a stream of water shooting up my asscrack… > > NOT. It’s warm water and you use TP to dry off afterward. ---
**Author:** ![Rsnake91](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rsnake91/32/4996_2.png) [@Rsnake91](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rsnake91)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bidet-yea-or-nay/66648/11 "2009-04-23T09:08:00Z")
lol… go 4 it. ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bidet-yea-or-nay/66648/12 "2009-04-23T09:13:07Z")
I don’t think that’s a feeling I could handle lol ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 9:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bidet-yea-or-nay/66648/13 "2009-04-23T09:16:49Z")
…and if it turns into an enema, you’re doing it wrong. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bidet-yea-or-nay/66648/14 "2009-04-23T09:17:05Z")
It’s just like washing your hands. You fucking dry off after… It’s like taking a shower. Why is this so WEIRD ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 9:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bidet-yea-or-nay/66648/15 "2009-04-23T09:27:12Z")
> [@newman](#): > > It’s just like washing your hands. You fucking dry off after… It’s like taking a shower. > > Why is this so WEIRD The irrational fear being expressed is exactly why I suspected this would be an amusing topic. ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bidet-yea-or-nay/66648/16 "2009-04-23T09:35:56Z")
I’m gonna come out with it… I don’t like the fact that it will feel like someone is peeing on me. ---
**Author:** ![fiend540](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bcef8e/32.png) [@fiend540](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fiend540)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 9:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bidet-yea-or-nay/66648/17 "2009-04-23T09:38:45Z")
> [@Avatar](#): > > The irrational fear being expressed is exactly why I suspected this would be an amusing topic. It’s not fear, it’s that tp works fucking fine except for rare occasions and the ass/groin area is probably the hardest part on your body to dry off. Why over complicate something when you don’t have too. ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 9:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bidet-yea-or-nay/66648/18 "2009-04-23T09:39:04Z")
^lol, im with the nay crew ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 9:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bidet-yea-or-nay/66648/19 "2009-04-23T09:57:30Z")
more functional / needed for women, but if I had one I’d use it. ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bidet-yea-or-nay/66648/20 "2009-04-23T10:41:04Z")
If I knew how to use the damn thing i would certainly try it out… ![http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/Bidet2_89.jpg](http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/Bidet2_89.jpg) and thats the kind of bidet I’ve seen… I really didn’t know how to approach it… do i slater it? do i sit normal? do I sit at all? !!\>!\>! Do I let the water just barely get my asshole wet? do i get close enough where It would penetrate my asshole? do I sit around the fixture as much as possible and create a good seal? ☹ [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bidet-yea-or-nay/66648.md?page=2)