# Bidet: Yea or Nay

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bidet-yea-or-nay/66648>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [April 23, 2009, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bidet-yea-or-nay/66648 "2009-04-23T08:51:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bidet-yea-or-nay/66648/21 "2009-04-23T10:44:39Z")

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^^right, there is no toilet seat so my assumption you would just hover. Im sure there is a how to video out there someplace… lol

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**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bidet-yea-or-nay/66648/22 "2009-04-23T11:04:46Z")

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> [@Avatar](#):
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> Personally, I don’t see why they aren’t more common. I hate feeling like I have to shower after a particularly heinous shit because using toilet paper feels like I’m spreading peanut butter around on a shag carpet.

UM. FUNNIEST ANALOGY EVER?

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bidet-yea-or-nay/66648/23 "2009-04-23T11:13:00Z")

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I would try one

> **[How to Use a Bidet](https://www.wikihow.com/Use-a-Bidet)**
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> If you're traveling through Europe, Latin America, the Middle East, East Asia, or China then the chances are that you'll eventually encounter a bidet in the bathroom. The bidet uses a stream of water to perform a similar function to toilet...

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**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bidet-yea-or-nay/66648/24 "2009-04-23T11:17:26Z")

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^^^

> Drinking from a bidet is not recommended. The stream can ricochet off a soiled area and become contaminated.

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**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bidet-yea-or-nay/66648/25 "2009-04-23T12:00:11Z")

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> [@boardjnky4](#):
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> I would try one
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> [How to Use a Bidet: 10 Steps (with Pictures) - wikiHow](http://www.wikihow.com/Use-a-Bidet)

+1

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bidet-yea-or-nay/66648/26 "2009-04-23T12:10:39Z")

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Yay.

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**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 5:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bidet-yea-or-nay/66648/27 "2009-04-23T17:27:44Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> why the hell would you want to have a drain stopper in your bidet?!

these get all weird and nasty in sinks. i can’t imagine the nastiness in a bidet ☹

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**Author:** ![frost12850](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/2acd7d/32.png) [@frost12850](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/frost12850)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 6:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bidet-yea-or-nay/66648/28 "2009-04-23T18:31:03Z")

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LMFAO hahaha this thread is priceless

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**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 6:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bidet-yea-or-nay/66648/29 "2009-04-23T18:38:09Z")

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it’s just a shower for your bum. I would shower my bum. A clean bum is a happy bum. 🙂

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