# big ass German sheperd \> me
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/big-ass-german-sheperd-me/54580
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [September 8, 2008, 4:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/big-ass-german-sheperd-me/54580 "2008-09-08T16:15:57Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 4:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/big-ass-german-sheperd-me/54580/1 "2008-09-08T16:15:57Z")
Yes…that is the fatty tissue in my palm coming out of my hand. the fangs went 1/2 way through my hand…thank god the bone stopped them lol. That could have hurt like a motherfucker…oh wait…it did…and still does lmfao.
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### Author:  [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 4:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/big-ass-german-sheperd-me/54580/2 "2008-09-08T16:16:33Z")
why are you not bleeding?
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### Author:  [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 4:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/big-ass-german-sheperd-me/54580/3 "2008-09-08T16:17:04Z")
:lol:
You need to live in a bubble…
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/big-ass-german-sheperd-me/54580/4 "2008-09-08T16:19:07Z")
> [@Just Karter](#):
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> why are you not bleeding?
there is a little blood lol. It didnt really bleed that much :gotme:. it was funny though. They had to take x-rays and this really hot nurse was doin the x rays and shes like “aw what happened sweetie”…so I told her straight up, “I got bit by a big motherfuckin dog” lmfao
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### Author:  [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/big-ass-german-sheperd-me/54580/5 "2008-09-08T16:19:51Z")
Story?
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### Author:  [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 4:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/big-ass-german-sheperd-me/54580/6 "2008-09-08T16:20:49Z")
damn.
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 4:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/big-ass-german-sheperd-me/54580/7 "2008-09-08T16:26:11Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> Story?
more of a post it note really…
“note to self: big german sheperds bite really fucking hard”
Friend’s dog was in a shed on his chain and I didnt see him in there. when I walked by I startled him and he clamped down on my hand. Wasn’t his fault. He is a good guard dog, he just didn’t realize it was me sneakin up on him. as soon as he realized it was me he let go. It happened really fast and I didnt even realize wtf happened till I saw my hand in his mouth lol.
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### Author:  [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 4:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/big-ass-german-sheperd-me/54580/8 "2008-09-08T16:32:58Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> Story?
Jeg’s posts in the political thread caused me to sic my dog on him. 🙂
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/big-ass-german-sheperd-me/54580/9 "2008-09-08T16:34:45Z")
hmm…touche’
Seriously though…this fuckin sucks ass lol. my hand is uber swollen and they couldnt close the wounds because they were from a dog bite, and it would seal in any bacteria. They just left them open and put gauze on them and wrapped it up.
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### Author:  [@Bull49](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bull49)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 4:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/big-ass-german-sheperd-me/54580/10 "2008-09-08T16:40:46Z")
real story: jeg was on drugs and was attacked by a dog he _thought he saw._
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 4:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/big-ass-german-sheperd-me/54580/11 "2008-09-08T16:47:38Z")
> [@92slowcivic](#):
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> real story: jeg was on drugs and was attacked by a dog he _thought he saw._
lol I wish. if I was on drugs then it wouldnt hurt like it does lol. My hand is throbbing like a mother, and cramping up because the fingers are swollen and I cant really bend them very well.
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### Author:  [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 4:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/big-ass-german-sheperd-me/54580/12 "2008-09-08T16:48:17Z")
shoot the dog, dogs with a taste of blood will bite again.
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/big-ass-german-sheperd-me/54580/13 "2008-09-08T16:53:09Z")
lol I told choda that every time we go over there now the dog is gonna bite me and hump my leg to prove I’m his bitch lmfao.
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### Author:  [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/big-ass-german-sheperd-me/54580/14 "2008-09-08T16:53:54Z")
So you got some crazy lung/sinus infection…fucked up your shoulder…and got bit by a dog so far this month?
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### Author:  [@Schema](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Schema)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 4:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/big-ass-german-sheperd-me/54580/15 "2008-09-08T16:55:01Z")
> [@Just Karter](#):
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> shoot the dog, dogs with a taste of blood will bite again.
I hope he bites you.
I have sign on the house window that says " No Alarm- German Shepard Installed" and Booker sits right next to it looking out the window 24/7. German Shepards FTW
But um, yeah, ouch, sorry about the bite
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 4:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/big-ass-german-sheperd-me/54580/16 "2008-09-08T16:55:11Z")
> [@LZ](#):
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> So you got some crazy lung/sinus infection…fucked up your shoulder…and got bit by a dog so far this month?
well technicly the crazy lung/sinus infection started in august…and the shoulder has been fucked up for a while. The bite is new though. 4th time ive been in the er this year lmfao.
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 4:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/big-ass-german-sheperd-me/54580/17 "2008-09-08T16:58:02Z")
> [@Schema](#):
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> I hope he bites you.
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> I have sign on the house window that says " No Alarm- German Shepard Installed" and Booker sits right next to it looking out the window 24/7. German Shepards FTW
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> But um, yeah, ouch, sorry about the bite
eh it happens. I took it like a champ. the only time I even made a gesture like it really bothered me was when I had to scrub the wound with hot water and this ridiculously powerful burning soap at the er. All I did was say fuck really loud and paced back and forth in my room for like 10 mins lol. Other than that I just joked around about it. I have a really high pain tolerance.
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### Author:  [@Carbonfiberhooded](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carbonfiberhooded)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 6:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/big-ass-german-sheperd-me/54580/18 "2008-09-08T18:43:33Z")
Definitely keep on eye on it. My friend got bit earlier in the summer and got infected. He had to get his leg and foot irrigated. Apparently it doesn’t feel good.
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### Author:  [@KuntryQuestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KuntryQuestTSi)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/big-ass-german-sheperd-me/54580/19 "2008-09-08T19:09:00Z")
chodas dog?
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### Author:  [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/big-ass-german-sheperd-me/54580/20 "2008-09-08T19:12:39Z")
My dad had some friends over and we have a 3 year old or so german shepard. The family didnt know and a little kid (well he was ten) walked into the house and our dog pounced on him and bit him in the ass.
dont sneak up on german shepards!
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